Vesty’s Worst Player of the Week 2019

[DanWA]

Here's a list of West Coast players who had less of the football than Charlie Curnow in the worst game he's played for over 18 months.

Jeremy McGovern, Chris Masten, Mark Hutchings, Jack Petruccelle, Jack Darling, Daniel Venables, Tom Barrass, Jake Waterman, Oscar Allen, Jarrod Brander, Liam Ryan, Tom Cole, Nathan Vardy, Tom Hickey.

Or to put it another way, each of the same list of West Coast players had less than half the football that Ed Curnow racked up.

Ah yes because junk posessions us everything. Carlton should be flag threats

 

[Mofra]

Lance Franklin - 2 possessions to three quarter time playing on a guy 6 inches shorter than him and 20kgs lighter.
Sydney's marquee forward. Finished the game with the same number of touches as debutant Bailey Smith and most fans want Smith demoted.

 

[RedVest4]

Would you guys like me to stop this award? It seems as though it is cursed

The 2017 winner Cyril ended up retiring at the start of the following year

The 2018 winner Rance will end up missing this year.

 

[Tiger2709]

Nominating Tom Lynch, a literal seagull could have kicked his goals, looked like a poor mans mix of Harry McKay and Josh Jenkins with the fitness of Stewie Dew (current day)

Lynch coming back from 9 months out and 2 ops kicked a 3rd of what the whole Melbum team managed, can we put down a whole club my vote is the bruise free Dees.

 

[NetworkNerd]

The whole Geelong AFLW team?

 

[Tiger2709]

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Currently 3rd on the goal kicking list, brought the ball to ground as instructed, would have nearly beaten the Demons all on his own.

Are these posts a soft attempt to deflect from a front runner for this award, Jake Melksham

 

[Spiritof82]

Lance Franklin - 2 possessions to three quarter time playing on a guy 6 inches shorter than him and 20kgs lighter.
Sydney's marquee forward. Finished the game with the same number of touches as debutant Bailey Smith and most fans want Smith demoted.

Heard Sydney has found a replacement for Bud-Day next week, more talent and costs less per kick

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Lance Franklin - 2 possessions to three quarter time playing on a guy 6 inches shorter than him and 20kgs lighter.
Sydney's marquee forward. Finished the game with the same number of touches as debutant Bailey Smith and most fans want Smith demoted.

Genuinely thought he was not playing last night.

 

[Laphroaig]

Ah yes because junk posessions us everything. Carlton should be flag threats

WC just got outscored 91 to 20 points over three Quarters of football by the team that finished 15th last year.

That, sir, is junk.

 

[DanWA]

WC just got outscored 91 to 20 points over three Quarters of football by the team that finished 15th last year.

That, sir, is junk.

That junk, sir, is still better than Carlton since they got caught cheating.

 

[Laphroaig]

That junk, sir, is still better than Carlton since they got caught cheating.

It doesn't surprise me how little wit you have; you have a vast body of work to inform our expectations.

It is still strangely disappointing, though.

 

[Spiritof82]

Can you nominate a whole team, if so I think the Essendon Stoners will win hands down

 

[DanWA]

It doesn't surprise me how little wit you have; you have a vast body of work to inform our expectations.

It is still strangely disappointing, though.

You would think that after all the tanking Carlton has done the past 20 years they would have a team of guns ready for a finals push

 

[captain blood 17]

Can you nominate a whole team, if so I think the Essendon Stoners will will hands down

I second this nomination.


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[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Heppel, tipenwootti, Hurley, Shiel, the one with the birth mark.....* it all of the injectors.

 

[B4Bear]

I nominate the entire Essendon 22 from today.

 

[Spiritof82]

I think we have a tie, dual winners of the week, the drugged up Bummers and the King Island Kangaroos

 

[WCErevival]

Waterman, Hickey

 

[A Cut Above]

Final nominations thanks

Menegola.





wait my bad thought you said Finals nominations

 

[DanWA]

Waterman, Hickey

How did you leave Venables out? Career potato

 

[Mofra]

Can you nominate a whole team, if so I think the Essendon Stoners will win hands down

North Melbourne: "Hold my beer"

 

[halfback dasher]

Buddy ... bang for buck ..

 

[banzai]

Nominating Tom Lynch, a literal seagull could have kicked his goals, looked like a poor mans mix of Harry McKay and Josh Jenkins with the fitness of Stewie Dew (current day)

A seagull may have kicked all 3 of those goals but you can be sure Nathan Jones wouldnt have.

 

[A Cut Above]

Buddy ... bang for buck ..

You just described Jesinta

 

[William Wonka]

WC just got outscored 91 to 20 points over three Quarters of football by the team that finished 15th last year.

That, sir, is junk.

Hmmm, 'junk' is normally a reference to Heroin not Cocaine.