they've started already:
Wayne Carey wakes up one morning, showers and puts on his best tracksuit
ready for another hard days work of being an overpaid footballer.
Catching sight of himself in the mirror he thinks, "By God, Wayne,
you're looking good this morning". He admires the fine cut of his outfit
and the neat trim of his hair, and flexes his biceps.
"Feeling good,too" he notes proudly at the firm swell of muscle
underneath the tight tracksuit he was wearing.
He enters the kitchen downstairs where his wife hands him a bowl of
cornflakes. "You're looking fit this morning, Wayne". "You don't have
to tell me..," says the thick tosser appreciatively. "I feel good as
well."
"But you're not smelling so good, mind you " comments his beloved. Wayne
takes a sniff. "You're right there." he says worriedly. "I am smelling a
bit rough."
He eats his cereal, downs his coffee, and sets off for Arden Street.
"Good morning, Denis," he grins at Denis Pagan.
"It's a fine morning Wayne," says Dennis, "and you're looking really good."
"Why thank you. I look good and I feel pretty good as well," says Wayne
flexing both arms for his benefit.
"Oh Wayne!" winces Denis in disgust, "you smell awful!"
Worried, Wayne visits his doctor. "Doc, I've got a problem. I look
good, I feel great, but I smell awful."
The doc reaches down for his medical dictionary. "You look good," he
scans down the page, "you feel great....but.....smell awful. Hmmm yes..."
"It's quite simple, Wayne," the doctor says "You're a C ** T."
and one quickie (pun intended):
Q) What do Ansett and Anthony Steven's wife have in common?
A) They have both been f*cked by the big kangaroo.
Wayne Carey wakes up one morning, showers and puts on his best tracksuit
ready for another hard days work of being an overpaid footballer.
Catching sight of himself in the mirror he thinks, "By God, Wayne,
you're looking good this morning". He admires the fine cut of his outfit
and the neat trim of his hair, and flexes his biceps.
"Feeling good,too" he notes proudly at the firm swell of muscle
underneath the tight tracksuit he was wearing.
He enters the kitchen downstairs where his wife hands him a bowl of
cornflakes. "You're looking fit this morning, Wayne". "You don't have
to tell me..," says the thick tosser appreciatively. "I feel good as
well."
"But you're not smelling so good, mind you " comments his beloved. Wayne
takes a sniff. "You're right there." he says worriedly. "I am smelling a
bit rough."
He eats his cereal, downs his coffee, and sets off for Arden Street.
"Good morning, Denis," he grins at Denis Pagan.
"It's a fine morning Wayne," says Dennis, "and you're looking really good."
"Why thank you. I look good and I feel pretty good as well," says Wayne
flexing both arms for his benefit.
"Oh Wayne!" winces Denis in disgust, "you smell awful!"
Worried, Wayne visits his doctor. "Doc, I've got a problem. I look
good, I feel great, but I smell awful."
The doc reaches down for his medical dictionary. "You look good," he
scans down the page, "you feel great....but.....smell awful. Hmmm yes..."
"It's quite simple, Wayne," the doctor says "You're a C ** T."
and one quickie (pun intended):
Q) What do Ansett and Anthony Steven's wife have in common?
A) They have both been f*cked by the big kangaroo.
