Live Event We’re just too old and too successful to play in a hub - Alastair Clarkson: Blues v Poos @ Optus (Bosk melt watch)

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

LOL play us you lose the following week.
Carloltank youf been norfed!!!!

 

[chelseacarlton]

Growing pains, mate. You'll be more consistent once you get a few games into youngsters like Murphy, Simpson, Curnow, Casboult, Jones, Betts etc.

Go * yourself campaigner * you * your campaigner and go * everyone else’s.
* this
Sell Cripps, he’s ******* useless
Sell the farm, sell the ******* whore, sell it and move to Mars

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Really starting to hate Marc Murphy in a way that makes me want to wipe my bum with a blunt piece of barbed wire.

What a helmet MM is.

 

[chelseacarlton]

On another note, Calum Moore to kick the sealer and I’m back in the happiness zone and apologise to richo, the campaigner licking campaigner face, with campaigner lips and campaigner eyes, breathing thru campaigner ears, the campaigner.
campaigner off you campaigners!
Dog campaigner it!

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Chad Wingard is a diseased piece of human garbage FYI.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Cancel the ****Ing season.

AFL is crap.

Least NBA is back !!! #IBleedGreen

 

[Plugger35]

#freekickhawthorn is back

 

[FISTO]

#freekickhawthorn

 

[Wosh]

Stupid Carlton

 

[Wosh]

Someone make a Bombers thread so we can at least see zackah melt

 

[Dinsdale]

You little beeeeeeeeeeeauty!!

 

[GudOnya]

Well I'm glad I used the embarrassed face earlier

 

[Dinsdale]

Chad Wingard is a diseased piece of human garbage FYI.

nasty your Mum would be sad

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Jack Gunston makes Mel Gibson look like a respectable human being and Rhode"s Scholar in comparison.

Actually that is an insult to Mel, his lethal weapon movies, Daddy's Home 2 and Hacksaw Ridge more than make up for his off camera shenanigans and Hawks 3 peat with Cumston.

Not to mention Braveheart, something Carlton have not had since Diesel retired.

 

[Dinsdale]

Crisps knickname is Mr Junky

 

[frggr]

Well the draft pick Hawthorn are going to give to Norf for Ben Brown just got worse

 

[Dinsdale]

Jack Gunston makes Mel Gibson look like a respectable human being and Rhode"s Scholar in comparison.

Actually that is an insult to Mel, his lethal weapon movies, Daddy's Home 2 and Hacksaw Ridge more than make up for his off camera shenanigans and Hawks 3 peat with Cumston.

Not to mention Braveheart, something Carlton have not had since Diesel retired.

terrible insult just beacuse he kicks a goal against your shittuck losers

 

[Laphroaig]

Sad but even more sadly unexpected.

In other news, it is a good thing for Hawthorn that we no longer have the Wide World of Sports handball competition. I don't think they have a player who can actually handball.

Seems they throw it by preference, even when they have time and space to do something other than chuck it.

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Always a danger game, millionaires and bathwater.
We’ll lose this, we are no good.
Back to the ******* drugs and vino, at least I know what I’ll get.
fu** everything

Youve got a good list... youre not far off
Another year or two then look out

 

[Mr Blicavs]

terrible insult just beacuse he kicks a goal against your shittuck losers

Elmer Judd is Carltons DanWA ... absolute s**t truck
Enjoy your win mate... 10 goal turn around is pretty solid

 

[Elmer_Judd]

F U Carlton



No.Hawthorn you urinal licking, nappy and granny undergarments wearing pissants, you get no congrats from me either for being Scum and following a Scum club. Hope the Catters kick ass next game they plau

 

[A Bit Dusty]

For a team that loses all the time these flogs are taking this one hard similar to how their team did as well without lube

 

[Dinsdale]

amazing comeback win actually, after 5 straight goals odwn in the first quarter, a 60 point turnaround.

What happenned to Carlton, did they think 1 quarter is enough, or have no answers once the speed wore off?

 

[Elmer_Judd]

terrible insult just beacuse he kicks a goal against your shittuck losers

It's banter, and yes it is an insult (To Mel Gibson)

Jack Gunston would be selling the Big Issue if he wasn't good at footy (what else would he be good at)

Saddens but doesn't surprise me you Hawks fans cannot take a win with gracious magnanimity.

We are a classier lot at Carlton

 

[chelseacarlton]

campaigner off carltin, you perennial campaignering losers.
Go * yourselves
I’m not mad, I’m just dead on the inside and out.
I’ll send pics from the Antarctic, my balls will be as big as my campaignering teams.
Hawks are s**t, we are shitter after ******* 2 decades, * yyyyyyyooooooyyyyyyuuuuuu campaigner
I love youse guys, even though I don’t particularly dig you as a companion.