We have Pendleburys signature on a contract.

[chefmeister]

What can I say, ghey population of Australia is clearly biased against Collingwood, just like umpires.

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

Removing of dreads better be in this contract.

And the pr0n star mo.

 

[PieBeast]

Stay losing chefy

 

[chefmeister]

Stay losing chefy

lol, caught your sarcasm from your face.
Your need to explain it means you missed mine.

 

[laguna]

Pendlebury is the perfect fit for the scum.
Both of them are bloody ugly,bring and feral.

 

[Testekill]

S2GUMAD is actually a science experience combining a ferret with a human it's supposed to be kept hush but we have a mole (that is also combined with a human).

Don't be foolish. He's two short people in an overcoat.

 

[eminbee]

I hope GWS take a couple of our spuds

Will be a tough call for the poor little gianters with so many to choose from

 

[crackers57]

Pendlebury is the perfect fit for the scum.
Both of them are bloody ugly,bring and feral.

Can you explain what this actually means?


.....or perhaps a translator might be handy because i don't think English is this guys first language

 

[half_back_flank]

Note to GWS, forgery is a criminal offense.

 

[Pie eyed]

He has signed an agreement, it's sposed to be kept hush but we already have a mole at GWS ( which is good sometimes and not so good others ), and it's been leaked.

I think you'll find you've signed Embley. The confusion comes from when Arnold Bridas presented the Norm Smith.

Awesome fail is awesome.

 

[PieBeast]

Scully2GWS U MAD is a Geelong alias, the only thing they've signed recently is Sooz's cousins contract.

 

[bontshow]

Scully2GWS U MAD is a Geelong alias, the only thing they've signed recently is Sooz's cousins contract.

That TLC shit really isn't funny

 

[The Press]

OP is just living up to people from sydney "we know nothing about afl" tradition.....

 

[ClarkeM]

He has signed an agreement, it's sposed to be kept hush but we already have a mole at GWS ( which is good sometimes and not so good others ), and it's been leaked.

Your mole is exactly what he is, a mole.

There's no secret.
Pendlebury will never leave Collingwood.
Pull you pants back up, go outside and smell the daisies.