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Hungry Jacks is proud to announce the 'Ben Cousins meal Deal'. No burger, no fries just Coke and Ice.

Mate, I laughed at this the first time I heard it, a week ago.
But the novelty kinda wears off after the 50th time;) .

"White Christmas" though? Hahaha, I'm still laughing at that.
 
Embley - get on the blower, we need at least a pound of coke this time.
Kerr - see that line down there? I might sniff that...
Cousins - What am I going to top up on, tonight?? Uppers, downers, inners, outers, what the hell I'll have the lot..
Chicky - You beauty, orgies and the wiz is on me..yipee
Llynch - As long as I am not driving the team bus...
Fletcher - Just practising my recovery position, in readiness for my next choke
 
Embley - get on the blower, we need at least a pound of coke this time.
Kerr - see that line down there? I might sniff that...
Cousins - What am I going to top up on, tonight?? Uppers, downers, inners, outers, what the hell I'll have the lot..
Chicky - You beauty, orgies and the wiz is on me..yipee
Llynch - As long as I am not driving the team bus...
Fletcher - Just practising my recovery position, in readiness for my next choke

Keep embers out of this... the rest is warrented tho, but it still wasnt funny.
 

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Heres my Hawthorn joke

Pick 1 - Luke Hodge - inconsistent half back flanker with no heart or little passion for his failing club

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Pick 3 - Chris Judd - Best player in the AFL.

I like it :thumbsu:
 
Heres my Hawthorn joke

Pick 1 - Luke Hodge - inconsistent half back flanker with no heart or little passion for his failing club

..................

Pick 3 - Chris Judd - Best player in the AFL.

I like it :thumbsu:

I prefer this one...

Pick 6 - Ashley Sampi - inconsistent WAFL fwd with no heart or little passion for his failing club.
 
^^^^ like he said......and I don't see Hodgey with a knife in his hand and a joint in the other...

And I don't see Hodgey playing finals football in any major league
 

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^^^Not at this stage....but playing finals in a drug induced state, like obvioulsy alot of your team did, is nothing to be proud of....obvioulsy one day you'll get your head out of your arse...good luck with that..:thumbsu:
 
Can someone please explain the whole "3 sleeps til Christmas" joke coz I seriously dont understand it???

Is it meant to be something to do with December 22nd? :confused:

I believe it may have something to do with sleep deprivation.
 
Heres my Hawthorn joke

Pick 1 - Luke Hodge - inconsistent half back flanker with no heart or little passion for his failing club

..................

Pick 3 - Chris Judd - Best player in the AFL.

I like it :thumbsu:


Luke Hodge and a draft pick or 2 to WCE for Judd at the end of the year perhaps? ;)
 

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