West Coast Jokes

[The Kipster]

The best thing about being a West Coast Eagle?

Only three sleeps to Christmas....

 

[Chewy]

Only three sleeps to Christmas

Gives new meaning to Bing Crosby's "I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas"

 

[footy_rulz]

Hungry Jacks is proud to announce the 'Ben Cousins meal Deal'. No burger, no fries just Coke and Ice.

 

[Dusky]

 

[Chewy]

I don't get it Dusky...

Oh! You mean 2006 Premiers: the West Coast Jokes.

Yeah, good one.

 

[EagleMan87]

Hungry Jacks is proud to announce the 'Ben Cousins meal Deal'. No burger, no fries just Coke and Ice.

Mate, I laughed at this the first time I heard it, a week ago.
But the novelty kinda wears off after the 50th time .

"White Christmas" though? Hahaha, I'm still laughing at that.

 

[Dusky]

I don't get it Dusky...

Oh! You mean 2006 Premiers: the West Coast Jokes.

Yeah, good one.

you made these two guys laugh aswell.

 

[The Kipster]

Embley - get on the blower, we need at least a pound of coke this time.
Kerr - see that line down there? I might sniff that...
Cousins - What am I going to top up on, tonight?? Uppers, downers, inners, outers, what the hell I'll have the lot..
Chicky - You beauty, orgies and the wiz is on me..yipee
Llynch - As long as I am not driving the team bus...
Fletcher - Just practising my recovery position, in readiness for my next choke

 

[Fastback]

you made these two guys laugh aswell.

The one on the left is already chewing his jaw, the other is thinking about a return to Melbourne..

 

[bzparkes]

For ****'s sake, can't you at least keep it to one thread, or Bay 13? I'm sick of trawling through all this **** just to read something interesting, which noone's posted in the past few days to say the least.

 

[Bretski]

There the eagles theyre flying HIGH, get it

 

[Chewy]

Looks just like Saturday Night Fever.

The John Travolta moves, the white boots...

 

[Juddyzthebest]

Embley - get on the blower, we need at least a pound of coke this time.
Kerr - see that line down there? I might sniff that...
Cousins - What am I going to top up on, tonight?? Uppers, downers, inners, outers, what the hell I'll have the lot..
Chicky - You beauty, orgies and the wiz is on me..yipee
Llynch - As long as I am not driving the team bus...
Fletcher - Just practising my recovery position, in readiness for my next choke

Keep embers out of this... the rest is warrented tho, but it still wasnt funny.

 

[sherb]

F-u

 

[F-U]

Heres my Hawthorn joke

Pick 1 - Luke Hodge - inconsistent half back flanker with no heart or little passion for his failing club

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Pick 3 - Chris Judd - Best player in the AFL.

I like it

 

[Fastback]

Heres my Hawthorn joke

Pick 1 - Luke Hodge - inconsistent half back flanker with no heart or little passion for his failing club

..................

Pick 3 - Chris Judd - Best player in the AFL.

I like it

I prefer this one...

Pick 6 - Ashley Sampi - inconsistent WAFL fwd with no heart or little passion for his failing club.

 

[The Kipster]

^^^^ like he said......and I don't see Hodgey with a knife in his hand and a joint in the other...

 

[The Kipster]

but it still wasnt funny.

Thats a matter of opinion and your opinion doesn't matter..

 

[The_Reaper]

^^^^ like he said......and I don't see Hodgey with a knife in his hand and a joint in the other...

And I don't see Hodgey playing finals football in any major league

 

[The Kipster]

^^^Not at this stage....but playing finals in a drug induced state, like obvioulsy alot of your team did, is nothing to be proud of....obvioulsy one day you'll get your head out of your arse...good luck with that..

 

[Cuzz09]

Can someone please explain the whole "3 sleeps til Christmas" joke coz I seriously dont understand it???

Is it meant to be something to do with December 22nd?

 

[Fastback]

Can someone please explain the whole "3 sleeps til Christmas" joke coz I seriously dont understand it???

Is it meant to be something to do with December 22nd?

I believe it may have something to do with sleep deprivation.

 

[Super Goalie]

Heres my Hawthorn joke

Pick 1 - Luke Hodge - inconsistent half back flanker with no heart or little passion for his failing club

..................

Pick 3 - Chris Judd - Best player in the AFL.

I like it

Luke Hodge and a draft pick or 2 to WCE for Judd at the end of the year perhaps?

 

[Cuzz09]

I believe it may have something to do with sleep deprivation.

Serious? why is that funny??

 

[Ted Ed Fred]

Hawthorn jokes: Richie Vandenburg, Zac Dawson, Lance Franklin, Luke "angry at life" Hodge, Allistair Clarkson, etc...