West Coast Jokes

[benrey_demons]

had cuz all ready racked up before he got onto the podium??

 

[Hawkamania!]

F-U and Ted Ed Fred. Two of the biggest (and unsuccessful) jokes on BigFooty.

 

[The Kipster]

had cuz all ready racked up before he got onto the podium??

Of course, he had some amylenitrate in his sock...

 

[zero]

2 pages and a grand total of one joke, and its not funny.

thread of the year

 

[MrAaron]

Hungry Jacks is proud to announce the 'Ben Cousins meal Deal'. No burger, no fries just Coke and Ice.

don't rip that off trevor marmelade thankyou

 

[MrAaron]

Why are they thinking of renaming the Hawks the Hawthorn Hens?
Because they are golden brown, their wings don't work and they keep getting stuffed.

 

[Super Goalie]

Ben Cousins has his own emoticon...

 

[loyallion]

The best thing about being a West Coast Eagle?

Only three sleeps to Christmas....

Ok tell me when I'm supposed to laugh..........

 

[Brown n Gold]

Ok tell me when I'm supposed to laugh..........

how about NOW!!!

maybe you should go and have a crack at some ICE and see how much sleep you get... then you might get the joke!!

 

[loyallion]

Its as funny as the Coke with Ice joke that I've seen at least a hundred times on Bigfooty.

 

[Milkman]

I guess it's better having people make jokes about your team than it is being a supporter of a team which is a joke. Like two thirds of the people in this thread.

 

[loyallion]

I'm over the West Coast jokes its just starting to get annoying IMO.

 

[JamesM]

Whats a similarity between tasmania and coke?

They both fcuk cousins

 

[The Kipster]

I guess it's better having people make jokes about your team than it is being a supporter of a team which is a joke. Like two thirds of the people in this thread.

Have another little cry about your druggie team Milkman...sooka sooka la la......

 

[trunks]

don't rip that off trevor marmelade thankyou

it was used on bigfooty a couple of days before trev said it

 

[Art Corvelay]

It went around SMS before Trev said it - Trev gets his material at least a week after it's already done the rounds.

 

[Blue Dawn]

Ben Cousins has his own emoticon...

LMFAO! Rack 'em up Benny.

 

[Milkman]

Have another little cry about your druggie team Milkman...sooka sooka la la......

Not bad, got a melody for it?

 

[choo]

West Coast have put their players on "ice"

 

[jmorg1]

Worsfold: Ben, I want you to come to training.
Cousins: Screw you, I wanna get high on ice!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[twoforjoy]

They were all very happy until they realised it was only confetti.

 

[The Kipster]

Not bad, got a melody for it?

I do, melody is simple 4/4 beat but has a middle section where I utilise some minor chords and augmented chords to bring it home for the final verse chorus.....along the lines (pardon the pun) of some trippy Pink Floyd stuff....

 

[Milkman]

I do, melody is simple 4/4 beat but has a middle section where I utilise some minor chords and augmented chords to bring it home for the final verse chorus.....along the lines (pardon the pun) of some trippy Pink Floyd stuff....

Interesting.

I agree on the straight 4/4, but I kind of had in mind a minor or maybe even diminished feel for the verse to build a little suspense. Then right when it's about to peak (pardon the pun), bang into a very quirky major sounding chorus, perhaps chugging along on E7, then A, D for the "sooky...la..la" bit.

 

[Ando_4]

Worsfold: Ben, I want you to come to training.
Cousins: Screw you, I wanna get high on ice!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Why am I laughing?

 

[Milkman]

Why am I laughing?

You're the epitome of his target demographic.