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[The Dice Man]

A drummer walks into a shop and asks for a 50 watt Marshall amplifier, a Les Paul guitar and a packet of strings.

The shop assistant says "Excuse me sir, but you're a drummer aren't you?".

The bemused drummer replies "Yeah dude! How could you tell?"

The assistant replies "This is a fish and chip shop"

All good Carlos, but I love this one


I dont know any jokes

 

[Leaping Lindner]

Did you hear about the drummer that locked his keys in his car?

Took him 1/2 hour to get the bass player out.

 

[Bomber Bears]

why does a drummer leave his sticks on the dashboard?

So he can park in the hadnicapped space

 

[oxx]

Hear about the drummer who locked his keys in the car?

It took him 7 hours to get them and the bass player out.

 

[Monkster]

Whats the difference between a drummer and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.


Why do bands needs a bass player?

To communicate with the drummer.

 

[zorbadunde]

hhahaha gold

 

[Adrian Shelton]

Why does intermission at an Orchestra recital only go for 20 minutes?

any longer and they'd have to retrain the cellists!!

 

[rick James]

Why does intermission at an Orchestra recital only go for 20 minutes?

any longer and they'd have to retrain the cellists!!

hahaha - are you an orchestra buff Adrian?

I didn't know there was such animosity towards cellists, are they considered the drummers/bass players of the orchestra scene?

 

[Lidge]

Q. What do a guitar solo and premature ejaculation have in common?

A. You know its coming and there's nothing you can do about it


Q. What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

A. "Hey guys, let's do one of my songs."

 

[Adrian Shelton]

Cant actually remember where i first read that joke RJ but being exposed to all types of music helped me 'get' it, guess its a stereotype of what they're like, good for a cheap laugh like all stereotype gags!!

 

[John]

What is the differance between a frog and a tuba player?

The frog will always get the gig.