What happens if Worpel becomes a better player than Cripps?

[crazywildhorse]

Can you list all these WINS he has had as a Carltank player.

Then after you did that, can you list all the losses.

Apparently 24 wins. Worpel, after 2 seasons is at 19. After 2 seasons Worpel averages more disposals, more goals, more 1%ers, more tackles, more marks and has better disposal efficiency

 

[Laphroaig]

Nice methodology.

By applying it further, we can see that Worpel is massively behind Sam Walsh.

We can also demonstrate that over his career Tom Rockliffe is probably the best player in football.

And even that on your chosen methodology of selectively harvested stats in equivalent career years, Levi Casboult is well ahead of Worpel. Much higher average output in Marks, Goals, Hitouts and absence of embarrassing facial hair.

 

[TazHawk15]

Apparently 24 wins. Worpel, after 2 seasons is at 19. After 2 seasons Worpel averages more disposals, more goals, more 1%ers, more tackles, more marks and has better disposal efficiency

Shhhhhhhhh

 

[Pessimistic]

It’s no surprise that the eastern suburbs are considered the Bible Belt and that the majority of them believe in creation over evolution.
If you can be convinced a girl was made of a blokes rib, whom talked to a snake and a 900 yr old bloke built a boat that housed every animal and insect on the planet, then you can believe that worpel can get to shine Patrick Cripps boots.

Good luck with the above, you’re going to need a miracle.

engineering tells us the specified boat size made of wood would not survive a decent swell let alone a storm at sea

 

[crazywildhorse]

engineering tells us the specified boat size made of wood would not survive a decent swell let alone a storm at sea

and the stats (actual facts) tell us that Worpel could become a better player than Cripps.

 

[Pessimistic]

and the stats (actual facts) tell us that Worpel could become a better player than Cripps.

its a much more believable scenario.

 

[Tigerandy63]

Worpel isn't even the best player in Hawthorn's midfield, and probably will never be. Cripps is in the top 5 in the comp.

Not even in the conversation.

 

[This Is Anfield]

 

[Wallaby]

What happens if there is a giant teapot orbiting Saturn?

Hawthorn sign it to play in the forward line?

 

[Windhover]

Life will go on after Cripps has retired, assuming Worpel is still playing.

 

[RookiePick]

Hawthorn sign it to play in the forward line?

The head to neck proportions of this man are creeping me out.