What happens if..

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Pretty simple thread. Answer the what happens if question and then pose your own.

Ill kick it off.

What happens if we miss the finals?

 

[Shinboner Schem]

I'll spit chips!

What happens if we lose round 1?

 

[Old Skool]

What happens if we miss the finals?

What happens if we lose round 1?

What happens if Petrie kicks 20 goals against GWS?

 

[King Corey]

What happens if Petrie kicks 20 goals against GWS?

The media will marvel how young Sam Frost did so well to keep his feet in most contests.

What happens if Lachie doesn't fire a shot in 2012?

 

[thumping]

The media will marvel how young Sam Frost did so well to keep his feet in most contests.

What happens if Lachie doesn't fire a shot in 2012?

He'll be joining Sam Frost at GWS practicing to hold his feet...

What happens if we have an injury free pre season?

 

[TheKanga]

I'll spit chips!

What happens if we lose round 1?

I will rage hard, and bombers fans will be here in full force *shudder*
Not to mention the scrutiny the media will dish out to us.


What happens if we break records and beat GWS by 200+ points?

 

[Only Forwards]

The media will marvel how young Sam Frost did so well to keep his feet in most contests.

What happens if Lachie doesn't fire a shot in 2012?

What happens if we win the flag?

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

He'll be joining Sam Frost at GWS practicing to hold his feet...

What happens if we have an injury free pre season?

We will looking a top 6 position

I will rage hard, and bombers fans will be here in full force *shudder*

What happens if we break records and beat GWS by 200+ points?

I will be extremely happy

What happens if we win the flag?

I, and I am assuming many of our supporters will become very intoxicated

What happens if Jack Ziebell wins the Brownlow?

 

[Shinboner Schem]

He'll be captain in 2013.

What happens if we get over 34k members?

 

[Devil Fish]

T Pain = The Killer

 

[Shinboner Schem]

What happens if someone (DF) doesn't play the game properly?

 

[jezaroo]

What happens if someone (DF) doesn't play the game properly?

The tent goes up and he gets put down!

 

[year of the roo]

What happens if the pope shits in the woods and Lachie Hansen is there to hear it?

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

What happens if the pope shits in the woods and Lachie Hansen is there to hear it?

Two worlds would collide.


What happens if Supergav plays like he's on $300k?

 

[LB2Snake]

.....Brad Scott's two pronged ruck attack of cruise and lynch fails?

 

[roosmad]

what happens if majak debuts against the pies and he gives them a nicky winmar salute??

 

[The Chiefton]

What happens if we recruit punter as a mature age rookie?

 

[Shagga is all Class]

What happens if we recruit punter as a mature age rookie?

He will still be given out lbw.

What happens if we make over a $1M and our debt reduction (on a year lag) overtakes the Bulldogs?

 

[Shinboner Schem]

^ Caro will write a story about JB failing on his White Knights promise

what happens if we beat collingwood in the Argenita strip?

 

[Flawed Genius]

Won't be able to live with myself if we lose to Essendon.

If we don't make finals, and looking at it seriously, is Bon in trouble?

 

[Old Skool]

If we don't make finals, and looking at it seriously, is Bon in trouble?

What excuses does he have?

We aren't Melbourne or Richmond, finals is where we belong.

 

[TheKanga]

Won't be able to live with myself if we lose to Essendon.

If we don't make finals, and looking at it seriously, is Bon in trouble?

Yeah he would be under alot of pressure if we finished 9th or below again.
As would the whole team for that matter.

What if we defeated Geelong in round 3?

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Yeah he would under alot of pressure if we finished 9th or below again.
As would the whole team for that matter.

What if we defeated Geelong in round 3?

Tim Lane will declare their era of domination well and truly over.

What happens if Majak kicks 5 on debut?

 

[Shinboner Schem]

^ large membership boost. the "experts" will say we should have played him sooner.

Yeah he would under alot of pressure if we finished 9th or below again.
As would the whole team for that matter.

He'd be more than just under pressure. The season will be labelled a failure given our draw.

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What happens if Majak debuts and doesn't get a touch (other than hitouts)?

 

[roosmad]

Tim Lane will declare their era of domination well and truly over.

What happens if Majak kicks 5 on debut?

we would send recruiters straight to Somalia