What is peak Bulldogs?

[Werewolf]

I've taken the day off... idle hands do the devil's work!

Mods feel free to add other examples to the poll

 

[Mofra]

Getting smashed in centre clearances many times in a row and not adjusting.

We live and die by our millionaire midfield and we just don't win have when they get beaten.

 

[Philthy1]

Gardner not having played for a season and a half, gets picked to "reward form" and has a stinker.

 

[Sentinel]

Bramble spoiling Dale, who would have otherwise marked uncontested and shot at goal from 50m, in turn allowing Hawthorn to crumb the ball and run it through the middle on the rebound for an easy goal.

 

[The Inbetweener]

Not based on last nights game, but dominating inside 50s and missing easy shots, then conceding goals from minimal inside 50s to our opposition.

 

[Libbaaaa]

Making Tom Barrass

37

Tom Barrass

Age

30

Ht

197cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.2

3star

K

8.8

3star

HB

3.4

3star

M

6.1

5star

T

0.9

3star

MG

158.5

3star

D

10.1

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

2.1

2star

M

5.6

5star

T

0.3

1star

MG

139.6

2star

D

11.4

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

4.2

4star

M

5.2

5star

T

0.4

3star

MG

160.0

3star

look like Usain Bolt.

 

[Werewolf]

Bramble spoiling Dale, who would have otherwise marked uncontested and shot at goal from 50m, in turn allowing Hawthorn to crumb the ball and run it through the middle on the rebound for an easy goal.

Cheers, couldn't remember who was involved there - just added to the poll

 

[hutchy31]

Playing poorly but getting a chance to gain momentum by taking a fairly easy chance (Lobb missed set shot in the third, Sanders at start of the fourth), miss it and watch the opposition rebound for a goal to put the game away.

 

[Bulldog in Kiev]

Making spuds look like champions while our own spuds, spud it up.
McNeil kicking to Gardy was like watching Billy Gowers

26

Billy Gowers

Age

29

Ht

187cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.2

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

3.7

4star

T

1.8

4star

G

1.2

4star

D

7.0

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

3.0

2star

M

1.5

2star

T

1.5

2star

G

0.0

1star

D

10.0

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.8

4star

G

1.2

4star

do similar a few years back.

Missing easy set shots is also peak bulldogs

 

[my plums]

11 point turnarounds due to poor conversion

 

[doggiesin08]

Making spuds look like champions while our own spuds, spud it up.
McNeil kicking to Gardy was like watching Billy Gowers do similar a few years back.

Missing easy set shots is also peak bulldogs

I had the exact same flashback watching the game! I remember being delighted after the game because we still won but I assumed that **** up would finally be the end of Billy. From memory he still got picked the next week but didn’t get a stat in the first half.

 

[JTCWBFC]

Being happy with mediocrity

 

[Dogs Rule]

Getting badly beaten in 8 point games against teams around us where we're favourites and have a chance to consolidate a position in the top eight or God forbid the top four...

 

[Dogs Rule]

Leaving a mountain of work to do in the second half of the season, making 5-8 then being gassed and losing poorly in a final.

 

[Ted's Robot]

Allowing junk time goals

 

[Dogs Rule]

Allowing junk time goals

Specifically the times when you think surely there's not enough time for them to get a late one here...