What shits ya!

[Phone]

Yep, him being a big one. Or all the people crawling out of the woodwork demanding the re-introduction of the death penalty, like it actually has any real effect as a deterrent.

I don't really care too much about this stuff, because it's totally insane and won't have impact. but i saw the opposition leader and the usual radio guys have started saying "bail reform" which ehhhhhhh

 

[GUMBLETRON]

Law and order seems to be literally the only available stick to hit the Andrews govt. with at the moment, so it'll be juvenile justice and this from now until the next election.

 

[jaguaress]

Having to move 28 things my wife has littered about the front garden in order to mow the lawn. Twenty fuggen eight!!

Don't buy her any garden gnomes then.

 

[Lore]

I came across someone saying licences to concealed carry would have stopped it. Hell no

Current guidelines mean you have to conceal when taking a firearm out in public anyway to avoid public panic. That this guy used a car to kill 5 and not a gun to kill 50 is testament to the laws we do have in place.

 

[Beerfish]

Person in the office with a message alert on their phone that sounds like someone whistling for attention.

Goes off about once every 5 minutes on average.

 

[eth-dog]

Channel 7 commentators. Apparently Coco Vandeweghe is a "giant killer" for beating Eugenie Bouchard. **** off campaigners, she's ranked 15 places higher than her.

 

[Loonerty]

Channel 7 commentators. Apparently Coco Vandeweghe is a "giant killer" for beating Eugenie Bouchard. **** off campaigners, she's ranked 15 places higher than her.

...and Kerber.

 

[eth-dog]

...and Kerber.

I have no problem with the Kerber call, but to list Bouchard as a "giant" who is ranked lower than her opponent, who has made a total of 1 grand slam final, is a bit of a joke.

 

[eDPS]

First training session in 8 months and i strain both hammies in the first minute, think my body is telling me not to bother playing this year haha

 

[Mercurial89]

Pakenham line and 90min delays.

 

[Dave]

Don't buy her any garden gnomes then.

No chance!! She said to me yesterday that she was going to clear some of it out so that I didn't have to move as much. I almost had a stroke!!!

 

[DERO]

First training session in 8 months and i strain both hammies in the first minute, think my body is telling me not to bother playing this year haha

Get them sorted out properly mate. Trust me. Once you get scar tissue it is all over.

 

[eDPS]

Get them sorted out properly mate. Trust me. Once you get scar tissue it is all over.

Mate got straight on the ice, not my first injury won't be he last haha

 

[Runk]

Jim Courier.

 

[Runk]

pub meals that proclaim greatness yet deliver mediocrity on a plate

 

[GUMBLETRON]

pub meals that proclaim greatness yet deliver mediocrity on a ****ing chopping board or roof tile or some other bullshit

 

[Doss]

Some other bullshit being an old jam jar or old soup can often.

 

[Beerfish]

****ing hipsters

 

[Maddogm]

******* hipsters

And their vinyl collections

 

[Dave]

14 hours in the car and get home to find I have to cook my own tea. [emoji35][emoji35][emoji33]

 

[eDPS]

14 hours in the car and get home to find I have to cook my own tea. [emoji35][emoji35][emoji33]

Here you go easy fix

 

[Pweter]

14 hours in the car and get home to find I have to cook my own tea. [emoji35][emoji35][emoji33]

Kick back with a few beers and pizza delivery

 

[Runk]

You know when you spend all day washing clothes, stopping arguments between kids, hanging clothes out, washing floors, emptying dishewasher, washing dishes, rearranging and tidying kids rooms, reorganising drawers in the kitchen so stuff can be found, folding clothes, cleaning the kitchen, cleaning kids messes and stopping more arguements only to get told at the end of the day to '**** OFF!' by your wife just because you were looking at her? All of it means **** all when PMS is on the prowl and it can never be denied their victim.

 

[HirdyLannister]

Easy solution... Leave

 

[Doss]

Well, no.