What shits ya!

[Doss]

I'm about as far from Brunswick as you can get while being in Victoria. It pains me to admit it, but it's actually not a bad drink. If it also brings pain relief I'm all for it. I'll even ride my fixie to the supermarket for the ingredients next time.

I had one once. It wasn't too bad at all.

 

[monty1104]

I had one once. It wasn't too bad at all.

I've tried it with and without coffee. I think I prefer it without coffee.

 

[Dave]

Here you go easy fix
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Funnily enough I ended up cooking pasta to have with some pre-made bolognese.

 

[Dave]

You know when you spend all day washing clothes, stopping arguments between kids, hanging clothes out, washing floors, emptying dishewasher, washing dishes, rearranging and tidying kids rooms, reorganising drawers in the kitchen so stuff can be found, folding clothes, cleaning the kitchen, cleaning kids messes and stopping more arguements only to get told at the end of the day to '**** OFF!' by your wife just because you were looking at her? All of it means **** all when PMS is on the prowl and it can never be denied their victim.

Amen brother. My father said to me the day I got married: "Son, you're wrong, get used to it". He was right, and I have.

 

[Dave]

A mate did that to me about ten years ago but instead of Facebook he included me on an email he shouldn't have. The dick

Guy I worked with did it for a Grand Prix I'd taped (back in the days of Senna, Prost, Piquet et al). I went apeshit at him. Took him 2 years to talk to me again!!

 

[Dave]

/Yacco

 

[Runk]

Amen brother. My father said to me the day I got married: "Son, you're wrong, get used to it". He was right, and I have.

If women harnessed their collective psychotic pms behaviour, well, we'd be ****ed.

 

[Harlequin]

Having a complaint put in against you because you told someone to pick their battles after listening to them whinge for 30 minutes because their desk hadn't been moved.

It's just a ****ing desk

 

[Dave]

Having a complaint put in against you because you told someone to pick their battles after listening to them whinge for 30 minutes because their desk hadn't been moved.

It's just a ******* desk

Serious? Just wow.

 

[Runk]

Having a complaint put in against you because you told someone to pick their battles after listening to them whinge for 30 minutes because their desk hadn't been moved.

It's just a ******* desk

You know, HR can choose not to accept complaints, particularly ones that are so ****ing lame. That's pathetic. Sorry you're going to have to go through that.

 

[Harlequin]

You know, HR can choose not to accept complaints, particularly ones that are so ******* lame. That's pathetic. Sorry you're going to have to go through that.

Thinking about it makes me laugh now. Yep pick your battles.

Oh and about your wife you were obviously in the wrong

#sisterhood

 

[Runk]

Thinking about it makes me laugh now. Yep pick your battles.

Oh and about your wife you were obviously in the wrong

#sisterhood

OMG HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!*

You know what? I take my last post back. It was probably the way you said it and the look you gave her.















*You're right, naturally.

 

[Harlequin]

OMG HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!*

You know what? I take my last post back. It was probably the way you said it and the look you gave her.















*You're right, naturally.

Haha.
Actually I surprised myself how nice I was.

Thanks Runk I needed the laugh

 

[CourtzMajora]

Haha.
Actually I surprised myself how nice I was.

I find it really hard not to be a sarcastic arseh*le over the phone

Today for example, when I asked a lady if her husband was Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander (we need this info for funding purposes) and she responds with "Oh no he's Australian" and I say "Yes I guess Aboriginals aren't, hey .....?" and then an awkward silence as I try comprehend their stupidity.

 

[Harlequin]

I find it really hard not to be a sarcastic arseh*le over the phone

Today for example, when I asked a lady if her husband was Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander (we need this info for funding purposes) and she responds with "Oh no he's Australian" and I say "Yes I guess Aboriginals aren't, hey .....?" and then an awkward silence as I try comprehend their stupidity.

Sometimes all you can do is shake your head.
Sarcasm is wasted on these people

 

[Runk]

Pru McSween

 

[DERO]

Working as a contractor in the construction industry and routinely getting the treatment without vas.

 

[Runk]

Food Trucks that take your order & then run out of the food you want to eat. I don't want a shitty taco mate, I can get a shitty taco from the shitty Taco truck. I WANT MY F****** BURRITO!

 

[Stopher]

Food Trucks that take your order & then run out of the food you want to eat. I don't want a shitty taco mate, I can get a shitty taco from the shitty Taco truck. I WANT MY F****** BURRITO!

 

[Runk]

EXACTLY!!!

 

[Whispering_Jack]

Hahahaha

 

[Jade]

Non-subject matter experts attempting to tell subject matter experts that they're wrong about said subject.

 

[Loonerty]

glenferry23 would be proud of that one

 

[glenferry23]

glenferry23 would be proud of that one

Yep that was awesome gif usage, respect!

 

[Pweter]

Non-subject matter experts attempting to tell subject matter experts that they're wrong about said subject.

Some people are always right, especially when they're wrong. It's almost like the more wrong they are, the more they insist they're right.

Yeah, they shit me too.