What shits ya!

[Runk]

Football supporters who can't, for whatever reason, spell the names correctly of the players they support!

I love Mikerl Hirley!! Mahton Gelson is da best!

 

[Doss]

I have never seen an Essendon supporter say any of Mikerl, Hirley, Mahton or Gelson.

 

[BrewSmackerVeiny]

Toss is right.

 

[Doss]

That's not very nice, Drew.

 

[GUMBLETRON]

Brett Stanton likes this.

Hibbard disliked it so much he left the club.

 

[Doss]

And meanwhile Mathew Llyod looks on bewilderment.

 

[Harlequin]

Then Trav Collyer comes over the top

 

[Loonerty]

I hope the Merritt boys have good seasons.

 

[Harlequin]

Bloody 16yo who was too lazy to take his cricket gear out of dads car after the game Friday night, now expecting me to track down said father (who is at the RSL) to go and pick his gear up and then drop him and his gear off to cricket training

 

[Runk]

Bloody 16yo who was too lazy to take his cricket gear out of dads car after the game Friday night, now expecting me to track down said father (who is at the RSL) to go and pick his gear up and then drop him and his gear off to cricket training

He's 16. Tell him to get stuffed.If I asked my Mum to do that she would've laughed at me.

 

[Beerfish]

My mum would have belted me and then laughed at me.

 

[Harlequin]

He's 16. Tell him to get stuffed.If I asked my Mum to do that she would've laughed at me.

Told him it was his problem, and that he better let someone know he was going to be late to training (an hour home and back walking to get his gear)

Yep love don't live in my house at the moment - he hates me

 

[Runk]

My mum would have belted me and then laughed at me.

My Mum is a mad Catholic - so instead of hitting me she would've laughed and then guilt tripped me for being a forgetful dickhead.

 

[Beerfish]

My Mum is a mad Catholic - so instead of hitting me she would've laughed and then guilt tripped me for being a forgetful dickhead.

My mum is a mad catholic too but not in the sense that she is a strict catholic. She's mad and also a catholic.

 

[Runk]

Told him it was his problem, and that he better let someone know he was going to be late to training (an hour home and back walking to get his gear)

Yep love don't live in my house at the moment - he hates me

That's how you do it! You've actually hijacked this thread and turned it into 'How to be a Good Parent!'

Well done!

 

[Harlequin]

I'm catholic, maybe a little mad but should I be worried that both my sons and daughter failed religion at their Catholic schools?

 

[Runk]

I'm catholic, maybe a little mad but should I be worried that both my sons and daughter failed religion at their Catholic schools?

Well, failing at Religion isn't really failing imo.

One could perceive failing at religion as succeeding.

 

[Beerfish]

I'm catholic, maybe a little mad but should I be worried that both my sons and daughter failed religion at their Catholic schools?

Not at all. I'm a baptised catholic and I turned out fine despite this.

No you didn't!

Yes I did! Shut up you!

 

[Beerfish]

My favourite thing of last night is watching ports absolute champion of a recruit from a few seasons ago, Jared Polec get shown out to be what he really is andbe shown up by a youngster who looked elite in his first hit out, that young Powell-Pepper I think his name is.

 

[jmoo wan]

chris brown, the TV vet that hosts i'm a celebrity. he's a ****ihg A - grade moron.

seriously - what is this guy's appeal? he's beige as beige can be!

 

[Doss]

And then there's her politics.

 

[GUMBLETRON]

chris brown, the TV vet that hosts i'm a celebrity. he's a ****ihg A - grade moron.

seriously - what is this guy's appeal? he's beige as beige can be!

Imagine for a moment you're the type of person who's afraid of Waleed Ali.

 

[HirdyLannister]

Pauline Hanson.

Wife and I have just spent the weekend in Portarlington where we attended my cousins wedding.

Over the past two weeks we left it late getting organised clothing wise and as late as Thursday my wife finally found a dress that she felt comfortable in and looked great in. She's not a slim woman but curvy and weight at times can be an issue so finding the right dress clearly is important.

So yesterday she posted some photos on Facebook and one of her Facebook friends send her a picture of Pauline ******* Hanson wearing the same dress. She thought it funny but I have to say I got really upset about it but kept it to myself. I did tell my wife I didn't like it but hey she's your friend. Some friend.

So after seeing a bunch of people comment and laugh at it I found I couldn't hold back. They were laughing at my wife imo and I didn't like it. So unbeknownst to the wife I shot her friend a very very polite but to the point message about finding the right dress and now every time we look at it we won't think how great she looks in it but of Pauline. So she replied a few hours later apologising and telling me she's taken it down. She then sent the wife a message apologising also. The wife then looks at me with a stern look and asks me 'What the **** have you done?' I calmly explained what I did and why onlybto be told to mind my own ******* business and if I have a problem with it to talk to her about it first before I go and offend one of her friends. I advised my wife that I will not apologise for looking out for her and I will not have anyone laughing at her with disrespect.

To sum up: I'm in the dog house because of Pauline Hanson.

You need to lighten up, if that ticks you off I would hate see how you react when a real issue arises.

 

[Runk]

You need to lighten up, if that ticks you off I would hate see how you react when a real issue arises.

It's a what shits ya thread. It's shits and giggles bud.

 

[DapperDon]

People that come into a thread titled "What Shits Ya" and tells people not to be shitted.