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For those that haven't read the greatest thread on BF and missed what happen to me today here is a small story that hopefully gets a chuckle. If you haven't read the AFS thread I suggest doing so anyway this was my day at Uni:
All right so this is a bit of a strange one but hear me out :p Its not me but I witnessed this.

Start of the new Uni semester can be tough on some people particularly this one international student who rocked up to our class which he was not supposed to be in.
Being the first lecture the lecturer was asking everyones name, course, what year, career aspirations etc etc. We (about 70 in the class) all answered and here was this young fellow up the back. The lecturer asks his name his response "Sorry I am not supposed to be in this class. There was this pretty girl who asked me where this room was. So I pretended I knew and was in this class so I could talk to her and be friends with her and maybe get her number. It was all going so well until she got up as she was in the wrong class and left with out even thanking me or saying goodbye. I was going to leave this class as well but I thought it would be rude." (I did get an eye on this girl as I was up the back as well and she was a solid 7.)

By this time the class is in tears laughing. The Lecturer (Mid 40's Asian lady) starts going on about what a good thing that was to do etc etc to which he goes "Maybe I can show you around the Uni as well." Well that set the entire room off there was no controlling this now. The lecturer puts up her left hand and shows off the wedding ring "Sorry I am unavailable."

Not only was he ditched by a solid 7 and forgotten about, he was also rejected by a married lecturer. Why he didn't just pretend he was in the class or leave is beyond me but he really livened up a terrible terrible class.
 
For those that haven't read the greatest thread on BF and missed what happen to me today here is a small story that hopefully gets a chuckle. If you haven't read the AFS thread I suggest doing so anyway this was my day at Uni:
Was an amazing story
 
Was an amazing story
I had tears rolling down my face. Thank **** for him though the class was dull and boring as bat shit.

He also got a round of applause whilst trying to do this as well.
 
I had tears rolling down my face. Thank **** for him though the class was dull and boring as bat shit.

He also got a round of applause whilst trying to do this as well.
That's wonderful
 
Gents, need to get a new phone because my iPhone 5 has started shitting itself in terms of battery life.

With Vodafone and just started a new contract, so I'm sticking with them but not sure if I want to go with an iPhone 6 or go Android. iPhone is much more convenient for me but a lot more expensive...
 
Gents, need to get a new phone because my iPhone 5 has started shitting itself in terms of battery life.

With Vodafone and just started a new contract, so I'm sticking with them but not sure if I want to go with an iPhone 6 or go Android. iPhone is much more convenient for me but a lot more expensive...
Samsung won't have battery problems, as you can just buy and replace one.
 
Samsung won't have battery problems, as you can just buy and replace one.
Not for much longer.

The Samsung S5 battery is a massive improvement of the shit they used in previous models.

You can still replace iPhone batteries, you just need to watch a YouTube video to do it and then hope for the best.
 
Not for much longer.

The Samsung S5 battery is a massive improvement of the shit they used in previous models.

You can still replace iPhone batteries, you just need to watch a YouTube video to do it and then hope for the best.
Is there a redtube option??
 

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I find its more of an eggshell finish...
 
I think I am going to get ordained as a minister online so I can finally wed my dog to my cat. They have been living in sin for far too long.
 

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I have requested to interview someone and they haven't replied. I started it on Monday, I think???? So anyway, people's choice. I will interview anyone you want for Game Day this week. I don't care if it's someone from the past, or present, someone who has a shitty reputation. I will try requesting for them.

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