When stealing eskies goes wrong...

[anti.]

you're a bigger bogan than LtD.

shame shame shame.

 

[likka]

I wish I was as cool as you

You deserve whatever you get for being such a tool.

It's lame to be lame.

Wow. It's getting lamer, I didn't think that was possible.

LOL, your try hard bogan stories are getting worse and worse LtD.

I don't know which is sadder... your transparent attempts to pretend you are a brainless bogan, or your genuine aspirations one day of actually becoming one.

 

[Juddy88]

Meh, its a random 18th and me and a few mates are going.. this will make the party interesting.

I thought it was 'your party'?

As I said, if that's what you are looking forward to from the night, it must be a pretty lame party.

 

[LIONS then DAYLIGHT]

I'm really looking forward to this saturday. Your car/ute/getaway will get ****ed on, btw.

I've told me mates all about this, we're ready for you. Its gonna be hilarious.

6pm start fwiw.

Is this party open air or fenced off?

Summertime up north and there are heaps of christmas functions and open air parties at parks and what not. These eskies are like the king crab pots the Northwestern pulls up on Deadliest Catch, choca bloc with quality grog. Not UDL's and VB that would be at your party. If you put the bait there for us and make it worth while, we MIGHT accept your challenge. As we are experienced in this caper and we are a crack unit, highly skilled and highly trained.

How many people will be at this party?

If your waiting around for us we might have to smoke you out and create a distraction before extracting the goods.

All in good time my friend. Your esky wont stand a chance.

PS: We like Crown Lager and Bundaberg Rum. Make sure you put sea salt on the ice and create a slurry rather then just ice. Lowers the freezing temperature and makes the grog ice cold. Just the way we like it.

 

[LIONS then DAYLIGHT]

LOL, your try hard bogan stories are getting worse and worse LtD.

I don't know which is sadder... your transparent attempts to pretend you are a brainless bogan, or your genuine aspirations one day of actually becoming one.

Whats it got to do with you?

You got any parties coming up?

 

[anti.]

PS: We like Crown Lager and Bundaberg Rum. Make sure you put sea salt on the ice and create a slurry rather then just ice. Lowers the freezing temperature and makes the grog ice cold. Just the way we like it.

haha thats so typical.

 

[Kerrby]

Its a suburb

12 catalonia st btw.

have fun, we're ready for you.

He's all talk. He wouldn't show up.

 

[Hard Ball Get]

Suck shit.
Much deserved wack in the mouth by the sounds.

 

[LIONS then DAYLIGHT]

Suck shit.
Much deserved wack in the mouth by the sounds.

Actually it was a hip and shoulder down the middle and then a kick to the guts.

 

[TownsvilleLion]

Is this party open air or fenced off?

Summertime up north and there are heaps of christmas functions and open air parties at parks and what not. These eskies are like the king crab pots the Northwestern pulls up on Deadliest Catch, choca bloc with quality grog. Not UDL's and VB that would be at your party. If you put the bait there for us and make it worth while, we MIGHT accept your challenge. As we are experienced in this caper and we are a crack unit, highly skilled and highly trained.

How many people will be at this party?

If your waiting around for us we might have to smoke you out and create a distraction before extracting the goods.

All in good time my friend. Your esky wont stand a chance.

PS: We like Crown Lager and Bundaberg Rum. Make sure you put sea salt on the ice and create a slurry rather then just ice. Lowers the freezing temperature and makes the grog ice cold. Just the way we like it.

Dunno as I said its a random 18th, the house has a big sized front yard and its gonna be out there I presume. About 60+ at the party.

Your in for a treat, we'll be stealing something from you in return

PS: You dont need shoes to enter the party, you can enter barefoot

 

[anti.]

BF eagerly awaits the result.

 

[TownsvilleLion]

BF eagerly awaits the result.

IF LtD is actually ballsy enough and will come to the party don't him expect to be posting for a week - he will be in hospital.

Me and my mates are doing bigfooty and the local Townsville community a big favour. These low life scums such as LtD do no good and need to be dealt with.

Its a very unAustralian thing to do - maybe he learnt this while at boarding school in England.

 

[anti.]

it'll be a nil all draw because you're both in Queensland.

 

[DeadlyAkkuret]

I feel that this thread has marked the end of the LtD bogan moniker, at least in a comical sense.

 

[TownsvilleLion]

I knew it all along

Hes a bloody pom

Went to a private school as a boarder for 5 years, year 8 - 12, my local town had only had a public high school established for a year before i left to go to a private school.
I went to boarding school in Manchester, England.
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[anti.]

who'd want to be a bogan?

 

[likka]

I knew it all along

Hes a bloody pom

Wannabe Australian

Have you now taken to baiting yourself LtD?

 

[TownsvilleLion]

Have you now taken to baiting yourself LtD?

Its what I do when I'm not stealing eskies.

 

[TownsvilleLion]

Townsville and Mackay would smoke Rocky, i have lived in rocky since 1999.

When did you move to Townsville?

 

[LIONS then DAYLIGHT]

2 months ago.

 

[TownsvilleLion]

And when did you leave your homeland England to come to Australia?

 

[LIONS then DAYLIGHT]

Who are you mate?

MC Bomba?

To think you actually spend this time looking up posts made by be, i dont know how smart you are.

But i've never stolen an esky in my life, a few posters such as Ben the Gooner went along with it, and knew the real story, but this whole thread and the threads before it have just been a big laugh mate.

I never went to school in England either, that was a pisstake as well.

Nice try champ.

 

[Fender]

who wouldn't?

Why the hate for bogans? Bogans really are as 'Straylen as it gets.

 

[LIONS then DAYLIGHT]

And when did you leave your homeland England to come to Australia?

Mate putting you onto ignore.

Anymore harassment from you in this thread, or any others and ill be reporting to you the mods.

Thank You.

 

[magic_johnson!]

Who are you mate?

MC Bomba?

To think you actually spend this time looking up posts made by be, i dont know how smart you are.

But i've never stolen an esky in my life, a few posters such as Ben the Gooner went along with it, and knew the real story, but this whole thread and the threads before it have just been a big laugh mate.

I never went to school in England either, that was a pisstake as well.

Nice try champ.

what's the point of a joke that isn't funny?