Health When will I get laid again?

[Quixote]

Easy question, tough answer.

I've added a poll.

First one I've had in a while.

 

[Quixote]

PS, it's meant to say in the poll - 'When I have a spare $130'

Which I kind of do, but haven't reached THAT point yet. You know... townhouse quiet South Melbourne street point.....

 

[Quixote]

It's not healthy, not getting laid, you know.

It leads to all sorts of problems and insecurities. And also causes other issues, with, wanking.... And standing too close to girls on trams.

You know.

 

[Quixote]

You know.

 

[kwame]

judging by ur screen shot id have to say never or the prostitute option. funny though.

was in a bit of a drought myself a while ago

 

[HarryTiger]

Mac users get laid?

 

[Dan Moody]

You know.

stop being tight and pay your bf membership and you won't get ads!

 

[Mooster7]

I don't know how to vote in the poll, but you need to get this sorted out. If you're the type who thinks windmills are giants, you're likely to **** the front room fan.

Be sure to unplug it first.

 

[Hawk Dork]

stop being tight and pay your bf membership and you won't get ads!

Or get Firefox with addblock and use the money you saved on membership at a night club.

Tip;
It seems that you aren't going to get laid sitting here replying to your own posts though

 

[Quixote]

Caro looks hot tonight on FC in her purple tit hugging top.

 

[Upgrayedd]

Exactly how you got your last root

When St Kilda win the premiership

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Exactly how you got your last root

When St Kilda win the premiership

Exactly. He'll stumble into some old toothless dame standing round the top of Acland Street near the Maccas. She'll lift up her skirts, Qixote will notice her jungle-like growth of beaver hair is dyed black & white and ask her if she barracks for the Magpies. She'll wink at him, squat down to 'part the curtains' as it were and show the St Kilda colours fair and true.

Then it's a quickie up against the white walls of Luna Park before he has to buy her a bag of goon as payment from the Espy bottle-o.

 

[The Chiefton]

Exactly. He'll stumble into some old toothless dame standing round the top of Acland Street near the Maccas. She'll lift up her skirts, Qixote will notice her jungle-like growth of beaver hair is dyed black & white and ask her if she barracks for the Magpies. She'll wink at him, squat down to 'part the curtains' as it were and show the St Kilda colours fair and true.

Then it's a quickie up against the white walls of Luna Park before he has to buy her a bag of goon as payment from the Espy bottle-o.

Sounds like my ex.

 

[Dan Moody]

Exactly. He'll stumble into some old toothless dame standing round the top of Acland Street near the Maccas. She'll lift up her skirts, Qixote will notice her jungle-like growth of beaver hair is dyed black & white and ask her if she barracks for the Magpies. She'll wink at him, squat down to 'part the curtains' as it were and show the St Kilda colours fair and true.

Then it's a quickie up against the white walls of Luna Park before he has to buy her a bag of goon as payment from the Espy bottle-o.

too much detail for my liking, sounds like you are talking from experience

 

[Ed_Gein]

Exactly. He'll stumble into some old toothless dame standing round the top of Acland Street near the Maccas. She'll lift up her skirts, Qixote will notice her jungle-like growth of beaver hair is dyed black & white and ask her if she barracks for the Magpies. She'll wink at him, squat down to 'part the curtains' as it were and show the St Kilda colours fair and true.

Then it's a quickie up against the white walls of Luna Park before he has to buy her a bag of goon as payment from the Espy bottle-o.

Gold.

Fair to say my last root was in January. Pretty toey (sp?) it has to be said.

 

[Kerrby]

You know.

Want to....... send me some.... of those links?

 

[DoubleO7]

Can you settle for an oral?

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

G
Fair to say my last root was in January.

Same. Jan 1998.

 

[Quixote]

Today on the tram coming back from somewhere (I didn't drive on my motorcycle as the police temporarily took my license from me) I was near Toorak, see.

There were these two what I'd call overweight bitches, both around mid-to-late 30's, both blond and ****able though for sure.

I was eyeing them off and they me. I got a bit hard in my jeans and I think one of them kind of appreciated that. She was doing funny things with her lips. So was I. It was pretty sweet. Then came my stop and I had to get off the tram. She watched me as the tram pulled away...

That was it.

Not very close I know but I promise I'll hit a bar soon and basically lay it on someone.

Peace.

 

[smiths]

Today on the tram coming back from somewhere (I didn't drive on my motorcycle as the police temporarily took my license from me) I was near Toorak, see.

There were these two what I'd call overweight bitches, both around mid-to-late 30's, both blond and ****able though for sure.

I was eyeing them off and they me. I got a bit hard in my jeans and I think one of them kind of appreciated that. She was doing funny things with her lips. So was I. It was pretty sweet. Then came my stop and I had to get off the tram. She watched me as the tram pulled away...

That was it.

Not very close I know but I promise I'll hit a bar soon and basically lay it on someone.

Peace.

Should have done the fat chick right there; Break the drought.

 

[Impunity!]

Today on the tram coming back from somewhere (I didn't drive on my motorcycle as the police temporarily took my license from me) I was near Toorak, see.

There were these two what I'd call overweight bitches, both around mid-to-late 30's, both blond and ****able though for sure.

I was eyeing them off and they me. I got a bit hard in my jeans and I think one of them kind of appreciated that. She was doing funny things with her lips. So was I. It was pretty sweet. Then came my stop and I had to get off the tram. She watched me as the tram pulled away...

That was it.

Not very close I know but I promise I'll hit a bar soon and basically lay it on someone.

Peace.

...Benny C has a new alias?

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

This is a great thread.

 

[krisholio14]

It's been 12 months since I had a genuine shag.

It will probably be at least that long again before I break one off.

And frankly, i'm not sure whether i'm happy or sad about that.

 

[Mooster7]

It's been 12 months since I had a genuine shag.

It will probably be at least that long again before I break one off.

And frankly, i'm not sure whether i'm happy or sad about that.

!!!

Good Christ! What the hell is the matter with you people?

If I go two weeks without, the neighbor's cat starts hiding from me.

Funny how they can sense these things....

 

[EaglesFlyingHigh]

stop being tight and pay your bf membership and you won't get ads!

I think he'd rather spend his money on something else...