When will you die??

[Mooster7]

Yesterday.

Something tells me this test isn't 100% bona fide scientific accurate.

 

[Stealth bomber]

April 21, 2051, age 74.

Cancer (34%), Heart attack (25%)

Considering both are in the family, I guess that's probably a reasonably fair assessment.

 

[SPUNKY_MONKEY45]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


November 10, 2056
at the age of 69 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (16%)
Horrible Accident (15%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Suicide (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Drowning (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Homicide (5%)

 

[TheMase]

Originally posted by TigerCraig
What was the "Bugger" percentage??

29%

 

[SpecialBruce]

October 17, 2067
at the age of 84 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (39%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Drowning (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)


Homicide - highly possible.

 

[Stucey]

May 4, 2063
at the age of 83 years old.

 

[LionsForever]

October 26, 2064
at the age of 75 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (48%)
Homicide (9%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Loneliness (6%)

 

[gbear]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


April 3, 2066
at the age of 84 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (18%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Horrible Accident (10%)
Loneliness (10%)
Homicide (9%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Electrolysis (5%)

5 days shy of my 85th Birthday
Alcoholism?? I hardly drink at all

 

[prized bitch]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 1, 2003
at the age of 18 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Contagious Disease (24%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Homicide (5%)

 

[you_idiot]

I'm sensing a pattern here, regarding the percentage-of-cause-of-death numbers...

Chances are, there still won't be a cure for cancer by 2040.



Cheers nonetheless,
William

 

[Grogette]

Well, I am dead on the 28th October 2045 aged 72!


On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (25%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Drowning (10%)
Homicide (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

I was really hoping I would have a higher % for Alien Abduction! he he

 

[Leaping Lindner]

July 14th(Bastille Day!)2039
at 76 years of age

35% chance it'll be cancer,22% chance it'll be a heart attack,9% Alien Abduction,5% drowning.

I just hope North at least win one more premiership by then!

 

[Grogette]

Originally posted by Leaping Lindner
July 14th(Bastille Day!)2039
at 76 years of age

Grogette's not happy LL, you die before me!!!

All the best!

 

[Leaping Lindner]

Originally posted by Grogette
Grogette's not happy LL, you die before me!!!

All the best!

At least you'll get to sing the club song as they sprinkle my ashes on Prospect Oval.

 

[lioness]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 21, 2046
at the age of 68 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (11%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)

 

[Dodongo]

Dodongo doesn't like the look of this.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

November 21, 2003
at the age of 36 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Horrible Accident (48%)
Sex with an Obese Person (31%)
Suicide (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Alcoholism (4%)

Dodongo is going to stay in bed all day that day. Dodongo may have 11 months to live. Dodongo's wife isn't obese and Dodongo has a good chance of having sex with an obese person. Dodongo would never cheat. Dodongo is thinking how Dodongo could die if Dodongo has sex with an obese person. Dodongo only came up with how the flab might choke Dodongo or Dodongo may suffocate in it.

 

[RadioShark]

Originally posted by SpecialBruce



Homicide - highly possible.

Yes...Highly possible hanging around Bunton Park after any given Nth Albury home game...Have you considered an Albury Tigers Membership???

Cheers...
Radio Shark...

***Footnote; Matt Fowler is a SUPERHERO***

 

[SpecialBruce]

Originally posted by RadioShark
Yes...Highly possible hanging around Bunton Park after any given Nth Albury home game...Have you considered an Albury Tigers Membership???

Cheers...
Radio Shark...

***Footnote; Matt Fowler is a SUPERHERO***

Hey, thats not nice. But you're thinking of the wrong hoppers. I don't play in the O & M, I play in the Hume League. However, I do support Nth Albury a bit. Never considered an Albury Tigers membership and never will. They suck.
However I am probably going to be playing for the Magpies or the Rovers this year. I will know in a months time when I find out what I'm doing this year. So homicide might be possible.