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I've been sitting in front of the computer trying to write a 3000 word essay on the three main behavioural management techniques for inappropriate behaviour in the classroom. It's due Friday and at last check my 'word count' was.........................................


32 :(
 
Originally posted by Santos L Helper
I've been sitting in front of the computer trying to write a 3000 word essay on the three main behavioural management techniques for inappropriate behaviour in the classroom. It's due Friday and at last check my 'word count' was.........................................


32 :(

Don't forget to include other items such as name, subject, title of work etc ;)
 

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Santos, do they have to be 3000 different words? Can you use one word twice? How about 1500 twice?

This evening, two teenagers were babysitting two five year olds. They decided to give the kids a joy ride by grabbing them by the ankles and swinging them around in circles real fast. Their heads collided. One of them is now unresponsive in intensive care with a severe skull fracture.

"Mrs White, you forgot to pay me for babysitting last Tuesday."

Glad I don't have deadlines though like SLH. Right now, I'm doing nothing - and getting paid for it.
 
Make sure I get a copy Babe - will I need to put my PC in plain brown wrapping ? ;)

If you fancy a chat I'm BORED too :(
 
Originally posted by Santos L Helper
I've been sitting in front of the computer trying to write a 3000 word essay on the three main behavioural management techniques for inappropriate behaviour in the classroom. It's due Friday and at last check my 'word count' was.........................................


32 :(

Well done to me. 3200 words of pure malevolance. No, I mean pure brilliance.
I'm just glad it's finished, now onto the next one.
 

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Originally posted by Santos L Helper
I've been sitting in front of the computer trying to write a 3000 word essay on the three main behavioural management techniques for inappropriate behaviour in the classroom. It's due Friday and at last check my 'word count' was.........................................


32 :(

I guess that yell, scream and thump don't feature very heavily in the count.
 
Originally posted by Fred


I guess that yell, scream and thump don't feature very heavily in the count.

Very true Fred, I was also not allowed to use my theory that kids behave better when they are living in fear of an absolute thrashing. For some reason my lecturer thinks I'm off track with that one.
 
Originally posted by Santos L Helper


Very true Fred, I was also not allowed to use my theory that kids behave better when they are living in fear of an absolute thrashing. For some reason my lecturer thinks I'm off track with that one.

What a pity - it was by far the most effective classroom controller.
 
Originally posted by Santos L Helper
I've been sitting in front of the computer trying to write a 3000 word essay on the three main behavioural management techniques for inappropriate behaviour in the classroom. It's due Friday and at last check my 'word count' was.........................................


32 :(

Behavioural management....I reckon those guys who started that indoor soccer fight in that other thread need to have some of that !!!
Sorry you guys are so bored.
 

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