what happened: 2021 Grand Final in Perth. Melbourne defeat the Bulldogs and Perth's Mayor Basil Zempilas absolutely bottles the medal ceremony by forgetting to let the winning coach speak, drawing such intense criticism that his Seven and AFL commitments are not renewed for the following season, clearing space for a tilt firstly at state politics and the WA Liberal leadership, before leading the coalition back to power at the 2028 Federal Election with a mandate to sever ties from the Commonwealth and replace the head of state with Queen Gina.
what could have been: Dogs win and Luke Beveridge quietly reminds Basil pre-ceremony to "take a seat, dickhead", avoiding controversy and securing Zempilas' 20-year extension with the Seven Network.
what could have been: Dogs win and Luke Beveridge quietly reminds Basil pre-ceremony to "take a seat, dickhead", avoiding controversy and securing Zempilas' 20-year extension with the Seven Network.
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