Who From Bay 13 Would You Have A Beer With?

[Mofra]

They certainly make someone look more rootable!

(Not Little Baggies though - they need to stay unseen under the cash drawer for another 20 years or so...)

Hot

 

[the avoca drover]

I could wear my new t-shirt


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You may be confused with another poster who’s quite melty at the moment.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

You may be confused with another poster who’s quite melty at the moment.

Has this person just come back from a holiday?

 

[CharlieMortdecai]

Probably most of you..

There is the moment of utter corruption, around eleven or eleven-thirty in the morning. One goes to urinate, washes their hands and looks into the bathroom mirror. The clock in the workroom grows audible. One realizes the isolation and imprisonment of the body, one realizes the hell of the body, and not only here, everywhere and as long as one lives, one longs for another body, naked and loving, a man or a woman, as it may be. One mixes a drink of rye and water, sips half of it truculently at a window, looks at the sterile, made bed and contemplates masturbating and turns from it in fear and scorn. One stalks about the room like a criminal imprisoned, unregenerate, incorrigible. This is the moment delicious, nihilitive, supreme, all-answering, the moment of utter corruption.

 

[Footy Is Good]

There is the moment of utter corruption, around eleven or eleven-thirty in the morning. One goes to urinate, washes their hands and looks into the bathroom mirror. The clock in the workroom grows audible. One realizes the isolation and imprisonment of the body, one realizes the hell of the body, and not only here, everywhere and as long as one lives, one longs for another body, naked and loving, a man or a woman, as it may be. One mixes a drink of rye and water, sips half of it truculently at a window, looks at the sterile, made bed and contemplates masturbating and turns from it in fear and scorn. One stalks about the room like a criminal imprisoned, unregenerate, incorrigible. This is the moment delicious, nihilitive, supreme, all-answering, the moment of utter corruption.

 

[James Colorado]

There is the moment of utter corruption, around eleven or eleven-thirty in the morning. One goes to urinate, washes their hands and looks into the bathroom mirror. The clock in the workroom grows audible. One realizes the isolation and imprisonment of the body, one realizes the hell of the body, and not only here, everywhere and as long as one lives, one longs for another body, naked and loving, a man or a woman, as it may be. One mixes a drink of rye and water, sips half of it truculently at a window, looks at the sterile, made bed and contemplates masturbating and turns from it in fear and scorn. One stalks about the room like a criminal imprisoned, unregenerate, incorrigible. This is the moment delicious, nihilitive, supreme, all-answering, the moment of utter corruption.

You were doing great until mentioning turning away from masturbation "in fear and scorn". They're basically lube to the average Bay poster.

 

[CharlieMortdecai]

You were doing great until mentioning turning away from masturbation "in fear and scorn". They're basically lube to the average Bay poster.

Ha ha, you make a valid point but all credit (and minor criticisms) go to the genius misanthrope, Patricia Highsmith.

 

[the avoca drover]

Has this person just come back from a holiday?

They’re on a permanent holiday.

 

[Pistol Night]

You were doing great until mentioning turning away from masturbation "in fear and scorn". They're basically lube to the average Bay poster.

That and tears

 

[jannissary]

You were doing great until mentioning turning away from masturbation "in fear and scorn". They're basically lube to the average Bay poster.

my favourite part of the weekend is waking up, masturbating to something high concept and abstract like armpits, large breasts and money, then going back to sleep, before essendon ruins everything.

 

[Pistol Night]

my favourite part of the weekend is waking up, masturbating to something high concept and abstract like armpits, large breasts and money, then going back to sleep, before essendon ruins everything.

Yeah you wouldn’t want to be mid stroke and all of a sudden Dwayne Russell is on your TV screen yelling at the coin toss.

 

[Footy Is Good]

my favourite part of the weekend is waking up, masturbating to something high concept and abstract like armpits, large breasts and money, then going back to sleep, before essendon ruins everything.

TMI

 

[James Colorado]

Yeah you wouldn’t want to be mid stroke and all of a sudden Dwayne Russell is on your TV screen yelling at the coin toss.

Speak for yourself...

 

[Seeds]

poidascat

Mofra (who wouldnt want to squeeze mofras cheeks)

Grug

Hodgepodge (but only after he moved out of his mothers home, before then he was deplorable)

Biffinator

Geelong sicko (i think i could turn him off russia)

 

[Seeds]

my favourite part of the weekend is waking up, masturbating to something high concept and abstract like armpits, large breasts and money, then going back to sleep, before essendon ruins everything.

Armpits and large breasts arent abstract

 

[Pistol Night]

Armpits and large breasts arent abstract

Far out I’m way out of touch in the wanking game

 

[Footy Is Good]

We should all meet up at the Blue Oyster for a night out.

 

[jannissary]

Armpits and large breasts arent abstract

maybe not to eclectic individuals like myself

 

[springvale_mackers]

Armpits and large breasts arent abstract

Armpits are elite.

 

[Pistol Night]

Armpits are elite.

So you’re saying if I suggest to the missus we spice things up a bit and hand her the Rexona she’ll be hot under the collar?

 

[Pistol Night]

We should all meet up at the Blue Oyster for a night out.

Armpit orgy?

 

[the avoca drover]

Thread has taken an unexpected turn.

 

[James Colorado]

Armpits and large breasts arent abstract

Money is very abstract for me

 

[James Colorado]

So you’re saying if I suggest to the missus we spice things up a bit and hand her the Rexona she’ll be hot under the collar?

Just be careful with your placement, if the Rexona gets on your purple you might be hot under the hood.

 

[Pistol Night]

Just be careful with your placement, if the Rexona gets on your purple you might be hot under the hood.

This is fraught with danger for an armpit novice. Left or right? Front or back? I think ill do some more research