Think Tank Why do Catflogs think their team are superior? *serious question alert*

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Damn the whole place is in tailspin, what a f*n rabble. Can’t believe Nayfe actually wants to continue as coach there.

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Hes next to go.

 

[frggr]

Hes next to go.

Agreed. A shame for the rest of us - Collingwood might be good under Ross The Boss

 

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Agreed. A shame for the rest of us - Collingwood might be good under Ross The Boss

Collingwood have no forward line.
Lyon would be a perfect fit.

 

[A Cut Above]

i have one female cousin here and she is middle aged now about 50

.......how do you feel about older women?

 

[frggr]

.......how do you feel about older women?

if she's 50 she's younger than the Bosniak

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

.......how do you feel about older women?

Depends how fresh they are once he digs them up.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

It’s clear why you dislike us

Don't flatter yourself, I dislike all oppo clubs. Geelong were successful in 3 out of the last 58 years, nothing to write home about. H&A specialists at best

I did barrack for you in the 92 and 95 GFs because nobody wants to see West Coke win, but you couldn't get the job done

 

[Super Dusty]

.......how do you feel about older women?

I've already seen a pic of your daughter but her wrinkles don't really turn me on, thanks for asking though!

 

[frggr]

Don't flatter yourself, I dislike all oppo clubs. Geelong were successful in 3 out of the last 58 years, nothing to write home about. H&A specialists at best

I did barrack for you in the 92 and 95 GFs because nobody wants to see West Coke win, but you couldn't get the job done

West Coast would be hard pressed to win the 95 GF given they didn't play in it

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Thread about the Geelong cats. You can’t make this shit up!!

 

[A Cut Above]

I've already seen a pic of your daughter but her wrinkles don't really turn me on, thanks for asking though!

 

[frggr]

I've already seen a pic of your daughter but her wrinkles don't really turn me on, thanks for asking though!

Sexualizing other people's children and threads like this

 

[Super Dusty]

Sexualizing other people's children and threads like this


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Since when? or oh never mind take a facepalm doofy!

 

[Trouto]

As we all know there are several vocal Handbagger supporters here on the bay who seem to think their team are better than other clubs. Is this a rational position based on facts and results, or the deluded logic of someone whose fragile belief system is built on a house of cards in a quicksand hurricane? Let's look at the Top 10 possible reasons (spreadsheet version available on request):

1. Is it because they think Chris Scott is a meshuggeneh messiah who will lead them to the promised land?
A: No. His finals record since 2011 is 6-13 and 0 flags. 9 current coaches have higher finals win% including Sydney and GWS
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2. Is it because of their historical success as one of the proud, founding VFL clubs?
A: No. 6 teams have more flags while they're still stuck on single digits
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3. Thanks for the history lesson grandpa, so it must be because of sustained success in the modern era then?
A: No. 6 of their 9 flags were more than 50 years ago. Even lolnorf have done better since then. Cats 44 year flag drought longer than Freo and Bears combined
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4. Well it has to be because they win most GFs when they make them?
A: Nope. They're 3-7 in their last 10. Even Melbourne, Essendon, Carlton & Fitzroy are 6-4
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5. Oh. Is it because the man they blasphemously call God played for them?
A: Nah. He's a drug addicted killer who lost all 4 GFs he played in
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6. Sure, but all their other players/staff are upstanding citizens, after all one bad apple shouldn't spoil the bunch?
A: Hell no. Newman is a racist misogynist, Jr. a homophobic god-botherer, Stokes and Bomber drug dealers, Rohan ditched his loyal wife for the physio
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7. Right. But hey, at least they won 3 flags in 5 years. Beat that!
A: Brisbane, Richmond and Hawthorn have all done b2b/3peats or 3 in 4 lately, and without Dank to boot
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8. Ummm... Is it because they have a young, dynamic team full of exciting yoof?
A: No. They have the second-oldest list and continue to recruit pensioners in a vain bid to buy their 10th flag before the window slams shut on their fingers again
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9. Well they must have more members or draw bigger crowds than a Donald Trump super-spreader event, or have a fabulous state-of-the-art home stadium?
A: Shirley you can't be serious. They're average on people and have a misshapen cheat ground that the AFL only forces minnows to visit
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10. Well sh*t. Is it because they've played in more GFs this century than anyone else?
A: Yeh, nah. 5 GF appearances since 2000 is the same as Collingwood and Hawthorn
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So, why *do* these flogs think their sh*t don't stink when the evidence clearly says they smell about as rosey as the south end of a north-bound mule?

You forgot to add that their three recent flags were all tainted by having Stephen Dank working for them at the time...



...and dont call me Shirley

 

[Super Dusty]

You forgot to add that their three recent flags were all tainted by having Stephen Dank working for them at the time...



...and dont call me Shirley

 

[brett15]

West Coast would be hard pressed to win the 95 GF given they didn't play in it

he was at least half correct, nobody wanted to see Carlton win either

 

[Hounddd]

Thread about the Geelong cats. You can’t make this sh*t up!!

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Go eagles, hey!?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

West Coast would be hard pressed to win the 95 GF given they didn't play in it

Geelol also failed to make an appearance; story of the 90s

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Serious Bump Alert.

 

[Grin]

All 3 of our flags came from knocking out Collingwood in a sudden death final. That’s why we are superior to you.

Only 2 of our 3 so far came from knocking out Geelong in a sudden death final. Our 2017 win was a qualifying final. So I guess you're saying that Richmond is slightly less more superior to Geelong than Geelong is to Collingwood.
That sounds reasonable.

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

Bro, your club is imploding. Your salary cap is rooted, your team's culture is rooted, your coach is out the door, you've got very little exciting youf. Your foot-in-mouth President had to quit. You had the opportunity to get a new president with new ideas and instead chose a lackey of your former president. You caved in to a ruckman and gave him a 7 year, $7 million dollar contract and surprise, surprise, he's hit cruise control. Your best forward is a 7 foot tall yank who can't even get a game. You're paying one of your best mids to play for someone else. Your home crowd last week was the lowest its been since 1988. Your club stumbles from one controversy to another. You've Carltoned yourselves. Utterly.

This and every other thread you've made is a deflection from that.

Collingwood are rooooooted.

You can "nice melt " this if you like, but deep down you know it's true

Quoted for truth

 

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Only 2 of our 3 so far came from knocking out Geelong in a sudden death final. Our 2017 win was a qualifying final. So I guess you're saying that Richmond is slightly less more superior to Geelong than Geelong is to Collingwood.
That sounds reasonable.

 

[JustaBattler]

Geelol also failed to make an appearance; story of the 90s

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The Geelongers are still getting over that PANTSING

 

[Laphroaig]

I grew up in Collingwood, I went to school in Collingwood,

You poor campaigner.

Did you ever jag a root at the Cliffo without getting the pox?

More seriously, did you get through your jail sentence(s) without being violated?

What's the 2021 equivalent of a 1990 stolen VCR to finance your Friday night out?

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Only 2 of our 3 so far came from knocking out Geelong in a sudden death final. Our 2017 win was a qualifying final. So I guess you're saying that Richmond is slightly less more superior to Geelong than Geelong is to Collingwood.
That sounds reasonable.