Discussion Why do the Wonders get such small crowds?

[Headless]

It would seem that there's a lot to work on then.

The sort of place that one would call a "fixer-upper". Others would call it "a renovator's delight", while still others would call it "one for the handyman".

I think the challenge was why Elton Johns Wig moved there about 85 seasons ago.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I think the challenge was why Elton Johns Wig moved there about 85 seasons ago.

He sees himself as a fiend when he's on the tools, but he soon realised that some projects are too difficult.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I think the challenge was why Elton Johns Wig moved there about 85 seasons ago.

He sees himself as a fiend when he's on the tools, but he soon realised that some projects are too difficult.

The Bombers tried to ruin the Wonders, raiding them season after season. I believe I steadied the ship, mainly by getting someone better than me to do the job, all credit to Dingster

When I left, they were in WONDERful health.

No surprise that when Brenton Davy joined the place turned to shit.

 

[Gralin]

The Bombers tried to ruin the Wonders, raiding them season after season. I believe I steadied the ship, mainly by getting someone better than me to do the job, all credit to Dingster

When I left, they were in WONDERful health.

No surprise that when Brenton Davy joined the place turned to shit.

So you're saying you and Ding used to draw a crowd?

 

[Tonga Bob]

So you're saying you and Ding used to draw a crowd?

Dingster & Elton Johns Wig were quite the [insert Matt Berry voice] artistes back in the day

 

[Gralin]

Dingster & Elton Johns Wig were quite the [insert Matt Berry voice] artistes back in the day

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You just don't get promotions like they did anymore

 

[Tonga Bob]

You just don't get promotions like they did anymore

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Hello ladies, dinner's on.

 

[Gralin]

Hello ladies, dinner's on.

Let them cook

 

[Tonga Bob]

Let them cook

 

[Dingster]

Dingster & Elton Johns Wig were quite the [insert Matt Berry voice] artistes back in the day

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That must be Wigs. Even drawing a masterpiece he's giving the bird.

 

[Brenton Davy]

The Bombers tried to ruin the Wonders, raiding them season after season. I believe I steadied the ship, mainly by getting someone better than me to do the job, all credit to Dingster

When I left, they were in WONDERful health.

No surprise that when Brenton Davy joined the place turned to shit.

An admission that someone is better than you at something??

You must be mellowing in your old age…

 

[Headless]

An admission that someone is better than you at something??

You must be mellowing in your old age…

What's your take on the Wonders' situation, Brenton?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

So you're saying you and Ding used to draw a crowd?

Dingster someone school this jabroni in The Last Dance.....

What a time to be alive.

 

[Dingster]

Dingster someone school this jabroni in The Last Dance.....

What a time to be alive.

A time when the Foundation Cup meant something. Even cooney got excited.

 

[Gralin]

A time when the Foundation Cup meant something. Even cooney got excited.

I agree that it currently means nothing*



We didn't win

 

[Kilroy]

The Bombers tried to ruin the Wonders, raiding them season after season.

We talking HaroLad and ArdentEagle I’m thinking?

MayTheNorthBeWithU came later

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

We talking HaroLad and Ardenteagle I’m thinking?

MayTheNorthBeWithU came later

 

[Brenton Davy]

What's your take on the Wonders' situation, Brenton?

No longer there, no longer care

 

[Headless]

No longer there, no longer care

This should be the slogan of the Wonders' supporter group.

 

[thewizardmelon]

My understanding is it's due to a deep lack of interest from the supporter base, Bob.

But I've been known to be wrong before; it could also be due to an unappealing game plan, or a general history of inferiority.

You confidently say this, Headless - but that fits the warriors a few other clubs also?

 

[Headless]

You confidently say this, Headless - but that fits the warriors a few other clubs also?

Pamcake1 - what say you?

 

[Tonga Bob]

You confidently say this, Headless - but that fits the warriors a few other clubs also?

Headless does this seem consistent with the carefully researched average attendance figures you provided earlier in the piece, or is oldmate here uncomfortable with the idea of numbers and logic?

 

[thewizardmelon]

Pamcake1 - what say you?

What has Pam got to do with the rest of the SFA? Weird choice of tag, friend.

 

[thewizardmelon]

Headless does this seem consistent with the carefully researched average attendance figures you provided earlier in the piece, or is oldmate here uncomfortable with the idea of numbers and logic?

Average attendance and general inferiority/lack of game plan are separate factors, Bobby.

One can have both, or either one

 

[Tonga Bob]

Average attendance and general inferiority/lack of game plan are separate factors, Bobby.

One can have both, or either one

I think the analysis that Headless has provided here contradicts your hare-brained theory melonhead. He has quite eloquently posited that there is a strong positive correlation between game plan and bums on seats, and a higher average attendance figure denotes superiority. Otherwise the Wonders would be considered a drawcard, and that goes against everything that this Discussion stands for.

Are you calling Headless a liar?