Society & Culture Why do you piss in the cubicles?

[ioppolo]

I generally use the trough/urinals, but for some reason old blokes like to watch 16 year olds take a piss, so I'm confortable using a cubicle just for a piss.

 

[WakeUpPies]

In this thread: Gayness

 

[The Passenger]

I understand that, it is weird when they stand next to you in an empty bathroom.

maybe they just wanna see your dick??

I accidentally walked in on my best mate sitting down to pee about 2 years ago and he still gets shit about it hahaha

Priest: "Is there any reason why anyone present believes this couple should not be married?"

 

[happy_eagle]

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[RU_]

maybe they just wanna see your dick??

Maybe they do , well than, they can pay a fee of $100 to see the holiness.

 

[kfc1]

Priest: "Is there any reason why anyone present believes this couple should not be married?"

I have been wondering if I should incorporate this into my best man speech next month...

 

[JiggaDog]

never stand on a toilet. while at TAFE (completing first aid course) we were shown images of really bad accidents that paramedics see first hand.

anyway. some girl used a public toilet and was covered in piss so she decided to stand on the toilet and squat over it. the weight of her standing on it broke the cermaic bowl and she came crashing down. slicing her hamstring all the way up her leg, past her buttocks and up her back.

basically a massive slice that the surgeons could peel back and fourth and see her muscles, tissues and some organs. had many many surgeries and was in months of pain and rehabilitation.

so after seeing that. i think i would rather wipe up a pissy seat then possibly go through that.

Coincidence is a funny thing .... you hear one story like this then all of a sudden you take notice. Reading the MX paper on the way home last night I found this:

New Zealand woman's hand cut off during sex!

"It appears they were engaged in a passionate act in the bathroom where at some stage the sink broke - leaving a jagged edge that severed the woman's hand when she fell to the floor," police spokesman Kraljevic Gudelj said.

 

[DK#8]

what annoys me is when people don't stand on the caged floor urinal that allows all the piss to drip through to the urinal.

instead they stand on the floor beneath and let those last few drops get all over the floor.

the whole point of the cage is that they are round so that all the piss drips through and no one has to stand on any piss...

Why would you stand on the cage? People who dont step on the cage piss all over it. Therefore my urine covers your shoes.

 

[drummond2fevola]

I piss on the toilet seat on purpose

 

[emuboy]

I piss on the toilet seat on purpose

Ha Ha

Do you also do the following?...

Drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane, while people behind you are going insane?

Walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"

Park in the handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces?


I try and avoid using the urinals, as people just pee all over the floor and you end up standing in it. Practice also makes perfect, such as when you have to stand and pee in a confined space such as a plane toilet.

 

[BACCS]

Another one for the stage fright here.

 

[Simple Jack]

Coincidence is a funny thing .... you hear one story like this then all of a sudden you take notice. Reading the MX paper on the way home last night I found this:

New Zealand woman's hand cut off during sex!

If you're not losing limbs you're not doing it right.

For me it usually depends on the overall state of the urinal. If it's in a reasonable state, happy to use it.

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

Ha Ha

Do you also do the following?...

Drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane, while people behind you are going insane?

Walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"

Park in the handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces?


I try and avoid using the urinals, as people just pee all over the floor and you end up standing in it. Practice also makes perfect, such as when you have to stand and pee in a confined space such as a plane toilet.

arseh*le

 

[Dingoe]

A guy at work always goes to the cubicle. He told us randomly the other day he also wipes himself after a piss too....who the f*ck does that!