Elton Johns Wig
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It's baaaaaaack. Who will take home the Brown Cone this season?
Hellooo everybody, and welcome to a new and improved Meltin With Elton!! It's new, because it wasn't here last season or so, and it's improved, because Dumbarse no longer has anything to do with it. Why I ever agreed to give him this vehicle to embarrass himself, I'll never know. He's even less likely to finish a thread than what I am.
It's ok, we've given him the Admin role to embarrass himself with, and I'd say he's doing just fine.
Anyway, S32 is underway, and who doesn't enjoy someone going full nuclear when they completely lose control? I know I do. This thread was originally inspired by the deeds of one sportsmaniac89, who is no longer with us. Boy oh boy did he get worked up. I used to think that it was SM 's burner account. Anyway, that's another story.
The premise is simple. Unlike other years, there won't be a weekly nomination.
Basically, if you see a melt, quote it and let me know. If you think you can get someone to melt, it the words of the great Ben Stiller as David Starsky.....
There are no doubt some that are predisposed to it more than others. As such, going on my previous seasons interactions and what I've seen so far this year, the following opening odds for this years winner are being offered by WIGBET:
1/2 - BLUEALLTHRU
1/1 - Metalcrusher
2/1 - Any other Bomber
5/1 - TheInjuryFactory
10/1 - Western Stand Warrior
20/1 - DemonJim
100/1 - Any other poster
So do your best, do your worst, just DO IT.