Worst lyrics thread

[The Hitman]

Originally posted by Disgustipated
"girls dont like boys, girls like cars and money,
something something something something funny"

Same band, different song:

"If money is such a problem
Well they got mansions
Think we should rob them

Rob them
Rob them"

Nice to see Good Charlotte endorsing communism.

The Hitman

 

[Ryan8024]

There's some crap out there. Enter, Something For Kate...


Light globes wash up, all along the beach
And they light me up with, and they light me up with certainty
Let you calculate, coincidence, and circumstance and turbulence
Gotta, see what it is and it’s everything, and it’s endless

'Cause baby can’t see through, all this matter, and make up and déjà vu
Yeah we drift here alone, with nothing to do
Until one of us makes the other one come true

She wants to meet her fate, but travel by free will
But you can’t have both and you can’t stand still, still, still
I’ll be the luckiest man in the universe, if cause an effect doesn’t get there first
But she keeps on looking for patterns, and the world just happens

'Cause baby can’t see through, all this matter, and make up and déjà vu
Yeah we drift here alone, with nothing to do
Until one of us makes the other one come true
Yeah one of us makes the other one come true

Yeah 'cause baby can’t see through
Through all this matter, and make up and déjà vu
Yeah we drift here alone
We drift here alone
Yeah we drift here alone, with nothing to do
Until one of us makes the other one come true
Yeah one of us makes the other one come true

She said these questions don’t answer like other questions do
So just let me be here with you


"Monsters" is worse, but (not surprisingly) I can't find the lyrics.

First verse of Freak by Silverchair:


No more maybes
Your baby's got rabies
Sitting on a ball
In the middle of the Andes

And yet it still has more meaning than anything on Diorama

 

[ViperV10]

I love Live...but they do have some seriously weird lyrics sometimes. Like:

Sanctity of Dreams (off Birds of Pray)
"Paint a moustache on the Mona Lisa,
Ride a Harley through the heart of danger."

hmmm

 

[Hot Spenny]

that absolute homosexual boyband mercury 4....

"tell me where you'll be five years from now,
would you recognise my face in a crowd..."

 

[Contra Mundum]

I forget the W B Yeats of pop: Aqua; "Im a barbie girl in a barbie world...."

 

[Jabso]

Grinspoon have alot of weird lyrics... the whole "Dead Cat Three Times" song is weird.
Here's some others
Butcher -
I've woken up again
I've burnt the toast again
I don't need lies again
You're such a useless mother ******

Freezer -
"I'm freezing to death in the morgue"

Oh and don't forget the Freo song.

 

[biginjapan]

Let's not forget the King of Pretention (and psuedo-intellectual lyrics) The Lizard King. 'And they cry out, in mute nostril agony'

'Horse Latitides' The Doors