Think Tank Your Honest Opinion: On a scale of 1-10, exactly how fooked are Essendon*?

[Tyler Durden007]

Tullamarine is such a toxic s**t hole the Indigenous don't want that bit back

 

[Mofra]

Tullamarine is such a toxic s**t hole the Indigenous don't want that bit back

No wonder Essendon are forcing their indigenous players to retire or delisting them

 

[Sqotty from office works]

No wonder Essendon are forcing their indigenous players to retire or delisting them

No biggie.
Hawks krows do the same.

 

[augie]

Things are certainly grim. But at least they have a brighter future than the Dawks

 

[RegHickeyStand]

Essendon haven't won the flag since 2000. They just have to win next year! They need to hire a coach that will promise them the 2023 flag. And I think I know who that is - Hird.

I want to see a scene where James walks into an old fast food joint in Wangaratta and spots Stephen Dank flipping burgers, and Hirdy says, "Get that apron off, Stephen. We're getting the old gang back!"

 

[chels]

You know your knackered when the Tasmanian Government veto the afls's plans to relocate to their shores on the grounds that they would rather not have a team than to be associated with the losers.

 

[QuietB]

Hawthorn 1925 to 1944:

Games won = 78
Games drawn = 3
Games lost = 272

Finals played = 0
Finals won = 0

Wooden spoons = 6

Did not win a game for the entire 1928 season.
Only once in that 20 years did Hawthorn finish with a percentage over 100.

So many war heroes - you should be grateful you nasty campaigner

 

[Bont2Bruce]

So many war heroes - you should be grateful you nasty campaigner

What war were they fighting in 1928?

 

[QuietB]

What war were they fighting in 1928?

They were obviously all officers. They were still celebrating the victory.

 

[Laphroaig]

What war were they fighting in 1928?

There were in fact 13 wars in progress in 1928.

We are a nasty little species.

 

[QuietB]

There were in fact 13 wars in progress in 1928.

We are a nasty little species.

Another Collingwood premiership in a war year. It is embarrassing really

 

[the avoca drover]

Try the cocktail known as the 'Clarkson'

I had one of those once, knocked me right out.

 

[bontshow]

I personally think things are fine in Tullamarine and urge Essendon to keep doing what they are currently doing

Yeah keep it down Bosk

 

[The Sultan]

They went with their very own version of Focus on Footy when the old sack of skin president got the arse and the new muppet show took over.

Was trying to work out who old mate ex-prez reminded me of. The bad guy in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade after he chose the wrong grail.

 

[Mofra]

I heard the residents of Kyev have started a Gofundme for Essendon out of pity

 

[Baldur]

They are so fooked that reappointing James Hird would improve their position.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

As far as I can tell a 74yo alcoholic called Kevin Sheedy is calling the shots and encouraging the club to return a convicted drug cheat and liar to be senior coach.
Also there still appears to be a dud recruiting officer in charge that no club will deal with.

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Who's conducting the exit interviews?

Players and a coach going.

Maybe a surveymonkey approach?

 

[The Sultan]

Essendon upheaval: Bombers CEO resigns, four board members to depart

Essendon chief executive Xavier Campbell has resigned and four board members will depart the club, which is in turmoil.

www.theage.com.au

Campbell Xavier, or Xavier campbell has been sacked resigned. Can we make 20 out of 10 an option ?

 

[Lethality]

Sweet now James can be coach and CEO

 

[Go_Roos!]

Sweet now James can be coach and CEO

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And . . . and still sell his chocolates out of the back of his car! (highly successful business man!)

 

[The Sultan]

If any team is after a mdeium sized half back flanker with questionable disposals, that doesnt defend, nows the time to stock up.

 

[The Sultan]

Who's conducting the exit interviews?

Players and a coach going.

Maybe a surveymonkey approach?

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

It appears Simon Madden answers with a high number.

 

[Freomaniac]

Ambrose Burnside and Keys , both of you were asked what's left at Essendon?

One of you replied, the cleaners are the ones that are left to clean out the mess the Essendon board they created. LoL.

I am unemployed, should I apply as a cleaner for the Essendon football club to clean up the mess? LoL