You're Invited To....

[Shell]

Okay as promised Budda, here is the post "giving you shit"

The day was really great... and long... I got to Geelong a bit before 12pm and didnt get home till after 10pm!! Anyhoo it was alot of fun... except for the ride home.... heres why...

I swear if anyone gives Budda a lift home while he is pissed... omg, you are in for a treat. Here are some of the "highlights"
- He wouldnt SHUT UP. Yak, yak, blah blah. I cant really recall any specifc pearls of drunken wisdom (I wasnt really listening tbh), but I do remember this exchange. "Shell, should I ring someone?" "Ok". "Who should I ring?". "Bigpapagman". "Nah.... dont wanna call him". "Ok, Eliiiza". "Nah dont wanna call her"... "Well ****ing hell i dont know anyone else you know!!!!"
- At the petrol station he did the "gentlemanly" thing and attempted to fill my car up with petrol. Unfortunately he reached for the leaded petrol. Luckily I was there to grab the unleaded pump before he had the chance to do any damage to my car. And after filling up my car I managed to spill petrol on him.
- THEN he gave me his ATM card AND pin number and goes "buy the petrol AND something for yourself with this." I oblidged and went into pay. I eyed the GFC framed Premiership pic for $95... oh should I??? Should I???? But settled on a coke instead.
- The rest of the way home was spent either Budda: touching my hair with his yucky greasy hands, poking me in the side of my waist (with his FINGER BDP, before you even say anything)... and almost making me run us off the side of the freeway, OR ****ING BULLSHITTING ON.

Omg Budda why cant you be one of those drunks that just pass out and fall asleep???

Anyway, other than that... (and nervously hoping I dont have a speeding fine... **** I was doing 70 in a 40 zone... I thought the roadworks were finished!!!!!!), the day was pretty good.

We should do it again sometime guys.

 

[fugsy]

Sorry for my non-attendance yesterday guys. Unfortunately I'm still waiting for my car (for the 3rd week in a row), plus I had some family crap come up too. I wasn't too keen on spending 4 hours on a train to and from Geelong.

Is there a Melbourne leg planned? You may count on certain attendance and the first round of drinks on me.

Sounds like everyone enjoyed themselves anyway.

That's what I'm thinking. I'm home between December 24 and January 8.

Anyone for a New Year's get together in the city first week of January?

 

[eliiiiza]

Excuse me I won bowling. Second in the second game.

I dont count anyone who uses those ghey bumpers. And even tho I won I was absolutely disgusted with my scores. Never bowling at the Geelong bowl place again.

Yes, it's the alley's fault isn't it...

I wish I knew you guys went bowling though, since I live within walking distance of the bowling lanes. I'm practically just around the corner. If I knew I'd have invited you all around for a SingStar session.

Hey, me too! And are you serious?! I LOVE Singstar!!!

By the way. The premiership cup coming to my work has been postponed until tomorrow and guess whos coming along with it. The man of the moment. Shannon Burns. Would you like me to ask (or more appropriately tell) him anything? I know most of you are fans and all.

Ohhh you lucky thing! I haven't seen him in ages!

It's Shannon BYRNES. Lucky you! Perhaps the premiership cup (and Shannon) can visit my home? I haven't even touched it yet.

THANK YOU. Oi you don't even like Shannon! I do! Shotgun!

 

[Budda 230]

Okay as promised Budda, here is the post "giving you shit"

The day was really great... and long... I got to Geelong a bit before 12pm and didnt get home till after 10pm!! Anyhoo it was alot of fun... except for the ride home.... heres why...

I swear if anyone gives Budda a lift home while he is pissed... omg, you are in for a treat. Here are some of the "highlights"
- He wouldnt SHUT UP. Yak, yak, blah blah. I cant really recall any specifc pearls of drunken wisdom (I wasnt really listening tbh), but I do remember this exchange. "Shell, should I ring someone?" "Ok". "Who should I ring?". "Bigpapagman". "Nah.... dont wanna call him". "Ok, Eliiiza". "Nah dont wanna call her"... "Well ****ing hell i dont know anyone else you know!!!!"
- At the petrol station he did the "gentlemanly" thing and attempted to fill my car up with petrol. Unfortunately he reached for the leaded petrol. Luckily I was there to grab the unleaded pump before he had the chance to do any damage to my car. And after filling up my car I managed to spill petrol on him.
- THEN he gave me his ATM card AND pin number and goes "buy the petrol AND something for yourself with this." I oblidged and went into pay. I eyed the GFC framed Premiership pic for $95... oh should I??? Should I???? But settled on a coke instead.
- The rest of the way home was spent either Budda: touching my hair with his yucky greasy hands, poking me in the side of my waist (with his FINGER BDP, before you even say anything)... and almost making me run us off the side of the freeway, OR ****ING BULLSHITTING ON.

Omg Budda why cant you be one of those drunks that just pass out and fall asleep???

Anyway, other than that... (and nervously hoping I dont have a speeding fine... **** I was doing 70 in a 40 zone... I thought the roadworks were finished!!!!!!), the day was pretty good.

We should do it again sometime guys.

OMG, I was quite *******ated. I spose considering I started drinking at 9.45am after 3 hours sleep, the drink was eventually going to get to me. I wish I was one of drunks who would pass out quietly too instead of having to be reminded of my actions the following day.

I had a great time.

 

[stevothedevo]

At the petrol station he did the "gentlemanly" thing and attempted to fill my car up with petrol. Unfortunately he reached for the leaded petrol.

Where was that servo? Melbourne or Geelong? Thought leaded went out years ago. I have an older car that would make it convenient to know the location of such a servo. And before you all start....yes yes I know about the additive you can chuck in with unleaded. It can sometimes be inconvenient.

Sounds like an interesting ride home though Shell. Maybe next time we'll all get drunk in your car while you cut some hunter hot laps.

 

[Shell]

Yes, it's the alley's fault isn't it...
!

Says the ******* who needs bumper bowling...

Kidding...

Xcuse me, I seem to manage 100 plus games at bowling alleys in Melbourne just fine. I can bowl the ball dead straight (little to the left or right of the first pin all the time). That ****ing lane had some kind of ****ing roll on it, coz my ball always faded either to the left or right.

So there.

 

[Shell]

Where was that servo? Melbourne or Geelong? Thought leaded went out years ago. I have an older car that would make it convenient to know the location of such a servo. And before you all start....yes yes I know about the additive you can chuck in with unleaded. It can sometimes be inconvenient.

Sounds like an interesting ride home though Shell. Maybe next time we'll all get drunk in your car while you cut some hunter hot laps.

Um... those big BPs servos just outside of Geelong.

I'm not sure, is it Deisel?? I have no clue. I've always either used LPG (mums car) or unleaded (on my car). Anyway, whatever it was it shouldnt have been going into my car!!!!! What would have happened say if Budda had filled up my car with the wrong petrol??

I seem to recall people on that show "The Amazing Race" do that, and they ****ed up their car majorly.

 

[eliiiiza]

Says the ******* who needs bumper bowling...

Kidding...

Xcuse me, I seem to manage 100 plus games at bowling alleys in Melbourne just fine. I can bowl the ball dead straight (little to the left or right of the first pin all the time). That ****ing lane had some kind of ****ing roll on it, coz my ball always faded either to the left or right.

So there.

People have off days too you know. Take a chill pill, not everything is a competition....

 

[Shell]

People have off days too you know. Take a chill pill, not everything is a competition....

Hehehe... it is with bowling... and Daytona.

At least I beat BDP at that too. -cough- overlapped him TWICE -cough-

 

[eliiiiza]

You're competitive at everything. Pool, air hockey, you name it. It's not a life or death situation!

 

[Shell]

You're competitive at everything. Pool, air hockey, you name it. It's not a life or death situation!

Lol, yes it is.

You shoulda seen the game of air hockey me and Dee had at your birthday, it was ****ing hilarious. Was getting violent at one point

 

[stevothedevo]

Um... those big BPs servos just outside of Geelong.

I'm not sure, is it Deisel??

Yep. May have been diesel. That to could've stuffed up your car big time. Maybe after a few more cans he would've tried to add window wiper water to it.

 

[winty]

Hey, me too! And are you serious?! I LOVE Singstar!!!

Yeah. Went Xmas shopping on Friday and picked up Singstar 90's, legends, rock and rock ballads as a Xmas present for myself hahaha. Good fun, even though I can't sing for crap. I did manage to get a "superstar" rating for Grinspoon's "Hard Act to Follow" last night though.

 

[haywood jablome]

 

[eliiiiza]

Yeah. Went Xmas shopping on Friday and picked up Singstar 90's, legends, rock and rock ballads as a Xmas present for myself hahaha. Good fun, even though I can't sing for crap. I did manage to get a "superstar" rating for Grinspoon's "Hard Act to Follow" last night though.

Hey you'd live near me... Can I invite myself to a Singstar party?

 

[eliiiiza]

Sorry I couldn't make it all, had a death in the family so thought I'd better not drink. Hope everyone had an awesome time and I'll up with ya'll soon.

Oh no... I'm so sorry.

 

[Shell]

Yep. May have been diesel. That to could've stuffed up your car big time. Maybe after a few more cans he would've tried to add window wiper water to it.

After a few more cans he may have passed out and I would have finally had some peace.

Oh yeah other things he did on the way home:
- try to set me up with this "really good guy- should be playing cricket for Victoria (like that impresses me), Will". Hmmmm
- kept winding the window down, even thought it was like ****ing 15 degrees outside
- kept turning the radio down cause he was on the phone to the "guy who should be playing cricket for Victoria Will" and like YELLING down the phone to him.

Longest. trip. ever.

 

[winty]

Hey you'd live near me... Can I invite myself to a Singstar party?

If you can find where I live, then you can.

 

[bigdroppunt]

If you can find where I live, then you can.

just drive around and listen for the karoke.......... LOL

 

[re cat]

I must apologise for my non-attendance too. I rather foolishly locked myself out of my flat on Saturday night, and spent late Sunday morning - early Sunday arvo getting back in. It is good to know my flat is safe since it took the locksmith 90 minutes to break in though. And that was after he changed the lock.

I wish I knew you guys went bowling though, since I live within walking distance of the bowling lanes. I'm practically just around the corner. If I knew I'd have invited you all around for a SingStar session.

You idiot
At least my 2007 season's highlights are safe.
We wouldn't want them falling into the wrong hands, would we

 

[FTW_]

Oh yeah other things he did on the way home:
- try to set me up with this "really good guy- should be playing cricket for Victoria (like that impresses me), Will". Hmmmm

Er Shell, how could that not impress you?!

 

[re cat]

If you can find where I live, then you can.

I know

 

[haywood jablome]

Er Shell, how could that not impress you?!

She isn't a school girl?

 

[winty]

After a few more cans he may have passed out and I would have finally had some peace.

Oh yeah other things he did on the way home:
- try to set me up with this "really good guy- should be playing cricket for Victoria (like that impresses me), Will". Hmmmm
- kept winding the window down, even thought it was like ****ing 15 degrees outside
- kept turning the radio down cause he was on the phone to the "guy who should be playing cricket for Victoria Will" and like YELLING down the phone to him.

Longest. trip. ever.

Will's last name wasn't Slade, was it?

 

[FoxC]

That's what I'm thinking. I'm home between December 24 and January 8.

Anyone for a New Year's get together in the city first week of January?

Now you've opened a pandora's box.

OK who's in? Knowing a few on here from Melbourne like me who couldn't come yesterday I'd say it's definitely worth considering.

Shell what's your social calendar like for this period? And Eliza, BDP, and the rest of the Geelong gang are you interested in a drive to Melbourne?

BBQ, bowling, pool etc. Whatever fancies you. Oh and I'd definitely fancy myself against Budda in the drinking department.