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thought this would be an intresting topic.

i'm new too big footy so i apologize in advance if this has been done already.
 
I've had some Poms at work just about have a fit when I've casually used the term "blackfellas".
 
Yelled out "YOU SHOULD OF HAD AN ABORTION" during a mates 21st speech.

Wasn't aware the parents had issues with the pregnancy and were considering it.

Awkward.
 

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Saying to a jewish friend

"Yeah im sorry about making jewish jokes, recently found out my great-grandfather died in the holocaust.


He fell of the guardtower"
 
At a party a black girl with a strange accent was talking to me. I asked her where she was from and she said Sweden. My head was full of the typical swedish stereotype, blonde hair pale skin etcc, I scoffed without thinking "You can't be from sweden"

She says - "Why can't I?"

"Because you're......"

A silence comes over the room and everyone is listening to us. The other people at the party were all unemployed socialist european hippy types, the kind who lay awake at night dreaming of a moment like this, when they can call someone a racist.

Suddenly im being ripped into from all directions and treated like Hitler's skinhead bastard child. One complete nob starts interrogating me about those indian guys who got bashed in melbourne and asking 'why are australians are all so racist'
 
Two years ago I was 'commentating' a co-curricular school competition called F1 in Schools because my former team were national champions and multiple times state champs, so they thought they would get a couple of us back to help out. It's an engineering type of competition, and when we competed it was very much a male thing. The year I was commentating, there were a couple of teams of girls, one team in particular were pretty young but very passionate. They were racing against some boys, I was pretty knackered towards the end of the day, when they beat the boys in a race I blurted over the microphone, "This just goes to prove that girls can actually do engineering", it came out exactly how I didn't want it to come out, and I had some interesting looks from some of the crowd who raised their eyebrows.

Yeah definitely stuck my foot in it there. Luckily my performance as a commentator for the remainder of the day was good enough for most people to shirk the issue.
 
Worldheroxx said:
Suddenly im being ripped into from all directions and treated like Hitler's skinhead bastard child. One complete nob starts interrogating me about those indian guys who got bashed in melbourne and asking 'why are australians are all so racist'
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I lol'd at that and it wasn't even the unPC part of the story. :thumbsu:

As for me, it might be easier to think of instances when I've said something appropriate. I think unPC means stuff that happens at work, because away from work, who cares?

We used to have a ******ed janitor at work and every day I would tell him a new fake made-up 'joke' with no punchline because he would laugh so as not to appear ******ed. Everyone else would laugh, but the janitor just thought they got the joke. I miss all guy shifts. Couldn't have got away with that if there had been a girl in the room.

A girl at work lost a bunch of weight. One day she came off with an awesome zinger in retort to something I had said. I couldn't think of anything to say back to her except, "You're getting awful saucy now that you're hot." She took this quip unkindly and I had to go see HR and get yelled at about it.

We had a guy at work named GILLIAM. He had one leg shorter than the other and walked with an unusual gimpy limp. On my shifts, I would assign crews to their ambulances on a dry erase board every morning. On his rotatioins I would write his name in all caps with one L very obviously shorter than the other. Everyone knew about this but hm. He never noticed.

I usually cook for my shifts on weekends. I'll send someone to the store and I'm known as a harsh task master against those who suck at picking out proper produce. One day I was cooking with some peppers and that was on the grocery list. One of the peppers the girl brought back was nicely done but malformed and had some knots on it. No matter, it was still a good one for my purposes. After lunch, the girl nervously asked me if all the stuff she brought was right. I said, "Yeah except for that one pepper that looked like the ****ing elephant man." Silence.......what I didn't know - and apparently was the last to be told - was that the wife of the new guy sitting there has elephant man's disease in it's early stages. Worse; later I was busy doing some paperwork and he came up to talk to me about something for a few minutes (nice guy, really). After he walked away, I looked over at my PC and displayed prominently on the screen was 'NEUROFIBROMATOSIS.' Before I got busy I had been researching the disease online to find out a bit more about it. FFffffff.......

We have a militant lesbian at work. She had been on a lesbian hippie rant all morning. She got up to go to the bathroom and I said, "Hey leave the lid up because I'm going to be pissing next."

I could go on and on.....

Peace,
 
Hahhahaha Mooster, you are Satan. Give us more :D
 

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Was at work one afternoon and talking to some workmates, when a group of skanky schoolgirls walked by our offices.

Me trying to be funny says, "yeah, they look like they'll be barefoot and pregnant at 16...ha".

Girl work mate next to me piped up and said, "I had my first baby at 16".

Me...wow, awkward.....:o
 
Why should we all be careful in what we say around people who ****ed up in life? Like the example above with the 16 year old preggers comment.

If she ****ed up by being a little hoe at that age well not my problem she can deal with it not me.

Society is sicker than most people think atm concentrating on the wrong things and ignoring the important issues.
 
BigKahunaBlue said:
Why should we all be careful in what we say around people who ****ed up in life? Like the example above with the 16 year old preggers comment.

If she ****ed up by being a little hoe at that age well not my problem she can deal with it not me.

Society is sicker than most people think atm concentrating on the wrong things and ignoring the important issues.
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ha! that was deep man :D

Good sentimant though, but it was still awkward :p
 

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KardiniaPark said:
There is a new guy called Jesus at work, I just assumed he would be a good carpenter so I got him to fix some pallets. He bent all the nails, very dissapoint.
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Does he look Puerto Rican to you?!!


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I would think that most couldn't post their 'most' politically incorrect moment.

Just make sure if you do post that you 'politically correct' it up so no offence is taken by others.
 
yeah_nah_yeah said:
Was at work one afternoon and talking to some workmates, when a group of skanky schoolgirls walked by our offices.

Me trying to be funny says, "yeah, they look like they'll be barefoot and pregnant at 16...ha".

Girl work mate next to me piped up and said, "I had my first baby at 16".

Me...wow, awkward.....:o
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She could just be trollin you brah.
 
At a work office party, cheese platter, untouched, sitting proudly in the middle was a big block of 'coon' cheese. Me, 'isn't somebody going to hack into that coon'? 2 guys across from me red in face, tears in eyes...looking over my shoulder at the aboriginal lady standing behind me.........
 
Your work party served Coon on their platter? Cheap bastards.

Someone asks me for directions at uni...'Just up there, past the Coke machine on the left'. 'Can you be more specific?' 'It's right there, can't you see it?'

....she was blind.
 

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