BEEG
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Dropped ice cream down my leg once the dog ran into the room he licked it all off the dog enjoyed it and so did i
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Did you not just contribute?
Did you not just contribute?
A mate of mine got a hot date with a divorced woman once, she sent him suggestive text messages regarding sex. Turns out she has a physical handicap.
Any of you blokes ****d a bird in a wheelchair ?
And then tried to claim you had sex with your cousinMy car got a flat tyre one day and because I am ' lets say mentally handicapped ' I can't change a tyre.
So I rang the RACV and they made me pay for a new membership, what a useless campaigner I am.
I assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand as an awesome prank but they blamed the bloke next to me and it started a bloody land war that claimed millions of casualties.
**** 'em if they can't take a joke
And then tried to claim you had sex with your cousin
Some people hate you SG but stuff like this is so good it's gotta be self-aware
We also had a girl from the poor cousin high school up town. Lass had made friends with a Rexona can.
We had a kid get in trouble with "the po po" as you so elegantly put it as well.
Times.
I think I may have found photographic evidence which verifies your story. I was not aware that you are dirty as well as being vertically challenged. Congrats on overcoming such disabilities to achieve what you have thus far in life.I assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand as an awesome prank but they blamed the bloke next to me and it started a bloody land war that claimed millions of casualties.
**** 'em if they can't take a joke