Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

[Porked04]

Voss won't leave after 1 year. He's at the club to learn off Kenny and rebuild his reputation and you can't do that in one year - he'll be at the club at least until his contract expires.

Heard Dwayne's interview and it was a disgrace, he just plucked Vossy's name from nowhere when talking about Carlton. A move straight out of the 5AdelaideAr$eholes (Stupid, Wrinkles, Monobrow, Elbows, Dillion) textbook and playing to the Crows-centric audience. His assertion is baseless and faux and designed to give the impression he's not committed to his contract. Dwayne's long gone from Port

 

[Doctor Feel]

I think voss is here for the long term. After the way he was burned by brisbane and the stress he was under. You wouldn't want a task like carlton. Not yet. He knows he has alot to learn, he knows he made a big mistake not doing an apprenticeship before getting the lions job. He is a realist and a genuine bloke. He won't even be entertaining it, and i doubt carlton would be doing much more than enquiring at this stage, just covering all bases with possible candidates.

 

[Chad WinGOAT]

Dwayne is discussing pro-Crows content on a pro-Crows radio show. What a shocking turn of events. "He's turned on us!!" No. He's doing his job. Spoon feeding the Cows with the dung they want to hear rather than the truth. Good I say.

If quality players like Gunston, Davis, Tippett, Bock and potentially Danferfied are leaving the Crows due to the "Adelaide bubble." Then let it continue. Make things worse for themselves before it gets better.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

It's disappointing.

Dwayne was about the only defender of our club in the eastern states media for a while there.

But he's gone and he's no longer one of us. And if you aren't one of us Dwayne you are the enemy.

campaigner.

 

[charcolechaddy]

Carlton were circling Wines too. Honestly can't see Voss completely destroying his future by going to arguably the worst club with one of the worst lists in Australia.

Arguably, who comes close to this , they could do a movie about it "shitlezlist"

 

[finbarr]

Arguably, who comes close to this , they could do a movie about it "shitlezlist"

You know how every Newspoll has a "margin of error"? Well attaching the word "arguably" is my "margin of error" if someone throws up a credible example of an even worse team.

"Oh, I said Carlton is "arguably" the worst".

 

[Dylan8]

His grandfather played for Port back in the '20s and '30s (L. C. "Bro" Dayman), as did his great uncle Clem Dayman. Come back lad, all is forgiven!

fighter of the nightman

 

[elpirate]

On seeing tonight's The Project, Kate Ellis has an epiphany...

She looks a to be a well built woman in that pic.

 

[_VXV]

From Rucci's latest
“We had no hesitation in giving our express approval (for the Geof Motley nameplate on the race to be seen),” the Crows told The Advertiser yesterday.
Approval.
Thanks campaigners

 

[OneGreatClub]

Nicks has been with us for a while, I wouldn't blame him for accepting a "head job" if one was offered

Why can't they for f...s sake leave our coaches together and at least let us get a Premiership or two..for goodness sakes..poach Lade or one of the Hawk's assistants or one of the thousands of Essendon assistants instead

 

[OneGreatClub]

hard

The only "gameplan" info Ken would have given him is "we want to kick more goals than the opposition"..

ground ball get

 

[raman]

fighter of the nightman

Ah-ah-ah!

 

[Asgardian]

Why can't they for f...s sake leave our coaches together and at least let us get a Premiership or two..for goodness sakes..poach Lade or one of the Hawk's assistants or one of the thousands of Essendon assistants instead

Industry wide we are seen as a superior environment

 

[philreich]

Is Harry Thring the floggiest 'reporter' around?

2. The king of Adelaide Oval's old scoreboard pocket needs supportOn Eddie Betts' heat map of Adelaide Oval, the old scoreboard pocket would be glowing white-hot. Betts nailed three goals in as many weeks from the 'Eddie Betts' pocket last year, the third of which had the crowd hailing him against Port Adelaide in round 15. With his side struggling badly to capitalise on its weight of possession against the Power on Sunday, Betts struck again from his pocket – somehow squeezing a miracle goal through that will again have him in running for goal of the round. He finished with five goals and had he enjoyed more help up forward, the Crows might have surged past the Power after their slow start. – Harry Thring

Two weeks in a row now, he's praised our losing opponent with the opinion that had they not 'lost it', then we'd be 1-4.

But I guess two weeks in a row of "Port can beat good teams by playing 2 1/2 quarters of footy" would be boring.

And next week it'll be, "BRAVE EAGLES GO DOWN FIGHTING AGAINST LACKLUSTRE PORT."

 

[PJ Power]

There's a storm coming Dwayne...

We might have found our hero.......

 

[PJ Power]

Had to laugh with Healy tonight suggesting Boak may have now overtaken Dangermouse as the best midfielder in Adelaide. Now?
Try a couple of years ago, son.

 

[philreich]

Voss won't leave after 1 year. He's at the club to learn off Kenny and rebuild his reputation and you can't do that in one year - he'll be at the club at least until his contract expires.

Heard Dwayne's interview and it was a disgrace, he just plucked Vossy's name from nowhere when talking about Carlton. A move straight out of the 5AdelaideAr$eholes (Stupid, Wrinkles, Monobrow, Elbows, Dillion) textbook and playing to the Crows-centric audience. His assertion is baseless and faux and designed to give the impression he's not committed to his contract. Dwayne's long gone from Port

I actually think the fact that our assistants are continually being spoken about as future head coaches is a huge compliment to the Port Adelaide Football Club.

In addition, Richo started 2-0 at St. Kilda, before the Saints claimed the wooden spoon. Walsh started 3-0 at West Lakes, but now the Crows' season is also heading south. It's almost as if the football gods are punishing people for leaving Port Adelaide.

 

[proman_x]

Not sure if this is a shakes head or nods head moment because of the lols, but anyway, this is from The Project tonight. Good cause and all, but terrible beanie choice!

That could have easerly been a shot from "some mothers do have them"

 

[Portology]

Yea what has happened to Dwayne Russell? He's turned into a one eyed cows monster.

He's auditioning for 5AA once they #sackrowe and before they #hirekane

 

[tribey]

Had to laugh with Healy tonight suggesting Boak may have now overtaken Dangermouse as the best midfielder in Adelaide. Now?
Try a couple of years ago, son.

If Dangerfield effected games to 80% of his reputation he'd be prime Gary Ablett Junior. Doesn't. Isn't.

 

[Porked04]

Had to laugh with Healy tonight suggesting Boak may have now overtaken Dangermouse as the best midfielder in Adelaide. Now?
Try a couple of years ago, son.

A real sign of the times that we didn't bother tagging Clanger yesterday. 2-3 years ago, he would have been the center of our planning and first player marked for a defensive role. Now, he's an after thought to Sloane and Douglas, he's 36 touches simply weren't damaging. The true Benjamin Button of the AFL

 

[Grave Danger]

A real sign of the times that we didn't bother tagging Clanger yesterday. 2-3 years ago, he would have been the center of our planning and first player marked for a defensive role. Now, he's an after thought to Sloane and Douglas, he's 36 touches simply weren't damaging. The true Benjamin Button of the AFL

Not tagged, but no doubt heavily sledged.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

If Dangerfield effected games to 80% of his reputation he'd be prime Gary Ablett Junior. Doesn't. Isn't.

Perplexing player isn't he certainly has some elite traits but hmmm i dunno always been underwhelmed, he struggled hitting a drop punt yesterday.

 

[Powerade 08]

Had to laugh with Healy tonight suggesting Boak may have now overtaken Dangermouse as the best midfielder in Adelaide. Now?
Try a couple of years ago, son.

Why is Dangerfield in this conversation at all?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malcolm_Blight_Medal

Sloane soon to be 2 time winner, Thompson 2 time winner and both in stunning form early this year.

Dangerfield 2 time grand final sprint winner and had a good game in round 1.

 

[RossFC]

Just looking at Russells twitter and he has been sucking up to the crows for at least the past year.