Banter Dad Joke Quarantine Thread

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[davesnothere]

 

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[hOUTkley]

Went into a costume shop looking for a dracula costume for Halloween and the lady at the counter handed me a Ken Hinkley costume.

"No miss, you misheard me. I said I wanted to look like a count!"

 

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[finbarr]

 

[finbarr]

 

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[bomberclifford]

 

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[philreich]

 

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[philreich]

What does the Indian cricket team have in common with unfaithful husbands? They fail to perform at home.

 

[SC_Power]

 

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[pastmyprimus]

What did the ocean say to the beach. Nothing it only waved

 

[glitch01]

What did the ocean say to the beach. Nothing it only waved

Not many have been able to sink to philreich level but I think you have done it!!


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[philreich]

Not many have been able to sink to philreich level but I think you have done it!!


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But I don't tell Dad jokes - he doesn't even like them........

 

[pastmyprimus]

Not many have been able to sink to philreich level but I think you have done it!!


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I’m taking that as a compliment

 

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[wannabejack]

 

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What do they call singing pallbearers in Oklahoma?

Karaokies