Basketball is the perfect sport for him.
Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d
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Some of his Der-Wayne-isms might actually be relevant
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Major warning for any NBL fans tuning into watch games on Fox Sports - DerWayne is one of the commentators
Huddo is also doing it,along with some knuckledraggers from the NRL
Finally DerWayne can use "from the paint" in it's correct context.
Wonder if he'll begin sharing the stories behind the NBL players nicknames, what they had for breakfast, where they went to school, all the usual sort of who cares stuff he subjects AFL viewers to weekly.
Thank god I cannot stand basketball. 5 months of him a year calling footy is enough.
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He's on a stiffy the whole bball game old Dwayno.
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Just heard him drop a " crazy good" in melb vs Perth game ...this does suit him, it's a game made for slogans and stupid catch phrases
He's still persisting with his American bullshit. A few weeks ago on 3aw, he described Hawthorn as "the most successful franchise in recent years".
It farkin shits me.
'Ancient' VFL clubs are franchises? Gimme a spell, He often refers to stars as "franchise players".
Blah!
It farkin shits me.
'Ancient' VFL clubs are franchises? Gimme a spell, He often refers to stars as "franchise players". Blah!
Most of his bullshit will transfer easily to basketball.
Dwayne is one of the best in the business despite what all you keyboard warriors say.
I think test cricket would get a real boost from his commentary. Let's face it, no one actually enjoys watching test cricket and it's slowly dying. Having someone like Dwayne in the commentary box would add excitement and bring the punters back.
I think test cricket would get a real boost from his commentary. Let's face it, no one actually enjoys watching test cricket and it's slowly dying. Having someone like Dwayne in the commentary box would add excitement and bring the punters back.
G'day Dwayne.
Please go to commentary school because you hurt my ears every single time you speak.
I beg of you.
Yours sincerely,
Australian Rules Football fan #12,817,833
Would fit like a glove into that channel nine circus.
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No f'ing way. There's enough dicks commentating on channel 9 to ruin their cricket coverage already.
Ship Derwayne off to do the big bullshit stuff on channel 10.
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Id imagine it would be like off that 12th man album when they are trying out new commentators and they give Ray warren a crack
I wonder if a wrong 'un (googly) would be a "chaos ball" in Derwayne's cricket world.
Nice of his agent to rock up on this thread and plead his man's case...
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Nice of his agent to rock up on this thread and plead his man's case...
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lol...how many times are you going to come back to this thread to label everyone in it a "keyboard warrior"? Of all the things to passionately defend, you've chosen Dwayne Russell
Your idea is basically the only thing that could make 9's current commentary team any worse. And yes, real cricket fans do enjoy watching test cricket.
I'm actually beginning to suspect you're a troll. Surely no-one can possibly like Dwayne this much.
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TouchéThere is one person, goes by the name of Dwayne... Dwayne Russell.
This Cyber bullying is going to far. Yes people can have an opinion and nit like someone but thi k hoe hurtful this could be to his family who no matter what you think of Dwayne are inoccent victims. Mods should be having a look at this.
