Banter Elimination Final v Port Power

[Reservoir tiger]

Haha the hitler parodys... Proof South Australia really is 5 years behind. Send us through your planking photos too...

 

[Janus]

Haha the hitler parodys... Truth South Australia really is 5 years behind. Send us through your planking photos too...

Oh, you said planking...

 

[THE THIN MAN]

Port Adelaide has advantage with ex-Richmond player Matt White

http://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/po...layer-matt-white/story-fndv8s6g-1227045087126

 

[FootyBuzz]

AA selectors don't agree
ouch what timing

Both Clubs had 3 players named

Ellis, Martin & Rance > Sooky Boak, Gray & Richmond reject Schulz

 

[RossFC]

Pretty funny how the reject scored more goals than King Jack this season.

 

[FootyBuzz]

Pretty funny how the reject scored more goals than King Jack this season.

I don't know if you've noticed but our midfield is kicking more goals. Even our backman Chaplin toweled you guys up forward.

 

[RossFC]

I don't know if you've noticed but our midfield is kicking more goals. Even our backman Chaplin toweled you guys up forward.

Oh yeah I forgot, Jack is the decoy

 

[FootyBuzz]

Oh yeah I forgot, Jack is the decoy

You're picking up more than Hinkley . So you should, the bloke is a glorified Personal Trainer.

 

[FPPF]

Wines is good but not "sensational".
Gray is their only elite player.
They think boak is elite but in reality he's a midget who's a decent leader for a minnow club.

We have 4 elites. Cotchin, Deledio, Martin and Jack. Anyone want to dispute that?

And here they are calling us B graders.

Are those four really elite though, or is it a case of the Melbourne-centric AFL media doing what it does best?
If Wingard and Wines played in one of the "big" Victorian clubs, they'd be the 2nd and 3rd coming of Abblett by now, Wingard would be a super star captain, Schulz would be ranked up there with the best set shots this year, etc etc..you catch my drift.

It's impossible to escape negative media attention when s**t's not going right in a two team town.
Which explains why Chapy couldn't hack being a spud in Adelaide and had to flee across the border to Melbourne.

 

[THE THIN MAN]

If Wingard and Wines played in one of the "big" Victorian clubs they would be sent to the Magoo's until they hardened up.

Softest bunch of stagers since Nick Stevens played for Port Adelaide

 

[hyperfuzz]

Port Adelaide has advantage with ex-Richmond player Matt White

http://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/po...layer-matt-white/story-fndv8s6g-1227045087126

lol, really came in handy last time.

 

[kozi]

Are those four really elite though, or is it a case of the Melbourne-centric AFL media doing what it does best?
If Wingard and Wines played in one of the "big" Victorian clubs, they'd be the 2nd and 3rd coming of Abblett by now, Wingard would be a super star captain, Schulz would be ranked up there with the best set shots this year, etc etc..you catch my drift.

It's impossible to escape negative media attention when s**t's not going right in a two team town.
Which explains why Chapy couldn't hack being a spud in Adelaide and had to flee across the border to Melbourne.

ahahahahahahahaha ohhhh damn. My stomach hurts now. That's literally past the point of delusion.

And btw it's "Ablett". One "b" you doofus.... show some respect to the best player of our game and get his name right.

 

[Amstaff_]

If Wingard and Wines played in one of the "big" Victorian clubs they would be sent to the Magoo's until they hardened up.

Softest bunch of stagers since Nick Stevens played for Port Adelaide

 

[Bojangles17]

Port Adelaide has advantage with ex-Richmond player Matt White

http://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/po...layer-matt-white/story-fndv8s6g-1227045087126

Lol, they'll try anything , too bad he didn't bring any finals experience to the table like our man Charlie did

 

[kozi]

Lol, they'll try anything , too bad he didn't bring any finals experience to the table like our man Charlie did

From the article:

"White will serve dual purposes: one as a source of inside knowledge as the club prepares for the match during the week.."

I wish we had someone with some inside knowledge of Port! Oh wait...

 

[pebblestone]

If Wingard and Wines played in one of the "big" Victorian clubs, ... Wingard would be a super star captain,

Last year, maybe a star. Never captain. This year: yeah nah. Played about 4 good games and only turns up when he feels like it. Also easily distracted by the scoreboard by his own highlights on replay.

Schulz would be ranked up there with the best set shots this year,

Is widely acknowledged as a great set shot, so not sure what more you want.

 

[smasha]

LOL just want to get over there and get into this game.
Will be a zombie on the bus.
Will need to chain me to a post.

 

[smasha]

We will use the loss in last years finals as great motivation not that we need any!

 

[kozi]

We're still paying 3 to 1 for the win. I'm just deciding how much to put on right now.

 

[Nemisis]

We're still paying 3 to 1 for the win. I'm just deciding how much to put on right now.

Wait to half time and get 10 to 1.

 

[kozi]

Wait to half time and get 10 to 1.

You have clearly not watched any of our games.

 

[Nemisis]

You have clearly not watched any of our games.

Actually I enjoyed watching a couple of the Tige's matches
Gold Coast Suns12.15 (87)Richmond10.9 (69)
Western Bulldogs15.10 (100)Richmond15.8 (98)
Richmond9.20 (74)Melbourne14.7 (91)

 

[FootyBuzz]

Actually I enjoyed watching a couple of the Tige's matches
Gold Coast Suns12.15 (87)Richmond10.9 (69)
Western Bulldogs15.10 (100)Richmond15.8 (98)
Richmond9.20 (74)Melbourne14.7 (91)

Did you catch round 17?
Richmond 19.12 (126) Port Adelaide 16.10 (106)

 

[Nemisis]

Did you catch round 17?
Richmond 19.12 (126) Port Adelaide 16.10 (106)

Missed it - was up at Coober Pedy making some pocket money - surely that's a misprint?

 

[no orange peeler]

Haha the hitler parodys... Proof South Australia really is 5 years behind. Send us through your planking photos too...

Lol...yolo