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I thought this would be a great idea (how every s**t thread starts, but oh well).
It's simple, replace the lyrics of a song to something that relates to our performances this season.
Below are a few perfect examples:
Thewlis Dish
DarkPhoenix
Marstermind
It's simple, replace the lyrics of a song to something that relates to our performances this season.
Below are a few perfect examples:
Thewlis Dish
Gary Ablett, Robbie Gray, Richard Douglas, Paddy Day
Taylor Walker, Michael Walters, Jamie Elliot
Robbie Tarrant's contract situ'n, getting toweled by Charlie Dixon
Patch concussion, Luke's done nothing, Goldy running hot
Crowd murmurs, F-bombs, Jamie Mac on Dane Swan
Nat Fyfe, career high, disrespecting other guys
Panic handball strategy, Ryan is the new queen
Lindsay ducking, Atley sucking, Benny Jacobs goodbye
We didn't start a fire
It was Hodgey's elbow
And we let the prick go
We didn't start a fire
We won't fly the flag
'cos we'll piss off Brad
Aaron Black, standing tall, anywhere but near the ball
McKenzie squibbing, Wellsy missing, draftees doing knees
Majak Daw, kicking bags, senior call-up, gets the rag
Opposition loose men, doing as they please
Swallow lacking ammunition, good old Waitey's tunnel vision
Boomer on the half back line, Dumont sitting on the pine
Ziebell on TV, acting captain Petrie
Brad Scott's face, gesticulates
Trouble with the Plan B
We didn't start a fire
We were unprepared
But we'll learn to care
We didn't start a fire
But we'll bounce right back soon
From a brutal review
Taylor Walker, Michael Walters, Jamie Elliot
Robbie Tarrant's contract situ'n, getting toweled by Charlie Dixon
Patch concussion, Luke's done nothing, Goldy running hot
Crowd murmurs, F-bombs, Jamie Mac on Dane Swan
Nat Fyfe, career high, disrespecting other guys
Panic handball strategy, Ryan is the new queen
Lindsay ducking, Atley sucking, Benny Jacobs goodbye
We didn't start a fire
It was Hodgey's elbow
And we let the prick go
We didn't start a fire
We won't fly the flag
'cos we'll piss off Brad
Aaron Black, standing tall, anywhere but near the ball
McKenzie squibbing, Wellsy missing, draftees doing knees
Majak Daw, kicking bags, senior call-up, gets the rag
Opposition loose men, doing as they please
Swallow lacking ammunition, good old Waitey's tunnel vision
Boomer on the half back line, Dumont sitting on the pine
Ziebell on TV, acting captain Petrie
Brad Scott's face, gesticulates
Trouble with the Plan B
We didn't start a fire
We were unprepared
But we'll learn to care
We didn't start a fire
But we'll bounce right back soon
From a brutal review
DarkPhoenix
Hi Braddie!
Hi Crocks!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Crocks!
Buy a membership!...
I'm a Braddie Boy, in the footy world
Memberships are plastic, it's fantastic!
You can smash my team, Abberation whats it mean?
Imagination, this team is my creation
Come on BJ, let's go party!
I'm a Blue and white player, in an AFL team
Talk me up, make top 4, then underperform.
Sausage roll, rock'n'roll, team of massive pin dicks,
Kick it here, miss it there, it's a turnover...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "It's easily fixable"
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
Hi Crocks!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Crocks!
Buy a membership!...
I'm a Braddie Boy, in the footy world
Memberships are plastic, it's fantastic!
You can smash my team, Abberation whats it mean?
Imagination, this team is my creation
Come on BJ, let's go party!
I'm a Blue and white player, in an AFL team
Talk me up, make top 4, then underperform.
Sausage roll, rock'n'roll, team of massive pin dicks,
Kick it here, miss it there, it's a turnover...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "It's easily fixable"
(uu-oooh-u) [2x]
"Fix You" by Brad Scott (and Coldplay)
When you play interstate and you don't succeed
When you lose to the Pies after a 7 goal lead
When you start as favourites but fall in a heap
Stuck in reverse
When the midfield looks like they don’t want to chase
When Gibson’s kicks go all over the place
When you think of Top 4 but it isn’t the case
Could it be worse?
Brad will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And Brad will try to fix you
When every recruit is dreadfully slow
Ziebell’s not captain but it’s Andrew Swallow
We probably should trade but really we don’t know
What anyone’s worth
Brad will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And Brad will try to fix you
Tears stream down your face
When six friggin’ years seem to have gone to waste
Tears stream down your face
And Brad
Tears stream down your face
Because no one ever pays for their mistakes
Tears stream down your face
And Brad
Brad will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And Brad will try to fix you
When you play interstate and you don't succeed
When you lose to the Pies after a 7 goal lead
When you start as favourites but fall in a heap
Stuck in reverse
When the midfield looks like they don’t want to chase
When Gibson’s kicks go all over the place
When you think of Top 4 but it isn’t the case
Could it be worse?
Brad will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And Brad will try to fix you
When every recruit is dreadfully slow
Ziebell’s not captain but it’s Andrew Swallow
We probably should trade but really we don’t know
What anyone’s worth
Brad will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And Brad will try to fix you
Tears stream down your face
When six friggin’ years seem to have gone to waste
Tears stream down your face
And Brad
Tears stream down your face
Because no one ever pays for their mistakes
Tears stream down your face
And Brad
Brad will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And Brad will try to fix you