Video Highlights Taylor Walker - Every goal of his career

[thebirdman 24]

Ripping work birdman Geez he looks magic at his best, doesn't he?

I haven't forgotten the video package, promise I should release the next compilation within a week or so. It's been a busy time, sorry for the delay!

Oh Stabosaurus, your videos may or may not have been used in part of the video, where i was missing some ripping goals I hope thats okay

I'm looking forward to adding to this video every year.

 

[cmndstab]

Oh Stabosaurus, your videos may or may not have been used in part of the video, where i was missing some ripping goals I hope thats okay

I'm looking forward to adding to this video every year.

I'll expect my cheque in the mail mate

 

[cmndstab]

Finally got around to doing this. I've been a bit lazy on it, but here it is


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I've updated the OP with the new video and the updated playlist


Time for the Goal Assists - we have a new leader in Mackay, who returns to the top of the goal assists list with two extra assists in this video package! Petrenko is a real mover this video, adding his name to the goal assist list for the first time, and moving from position 21 to 7 on the secondary assists list! Callinan also makes his mark with a secondary assist.

I have preemptively placed Armstrong and Maric on the (O)ther clubs list, and have added Schmidt, Moran and Stevens to the (R)etired list. If any of the above change, I'll edit it. Also, somehow I missed adding Griffin to the (O)ther list this whole year, so I've done that too. I would have added Gunston to the (O)ther list, but he never actually made it onto the list to begin with


Goal Assists:

1. Mackay - 8
2. Douglas - 7
3. Van Berlo - 7
4. Vince - 7
Opposition turnover - 6
5. Thompson - 6
6. Dangerfield - 5
7. McLeod (R) - 3
8. Goodwin (R) - 3
9. Henderson - 3
10. Knights - 3
11. Sloane - 3
12. Porplyzia - 2
13. Stevens (R) - 2
14. Griffin (O) - 2
15. Maric (O) - 2
16. Doughty - 2
17. Jaensch - 2
18. Reilly - 2
19. Hentschel (R) - 1
20. Edwards (R) - 1
21. Gill (R) - 1
22. Cook - 1
23. Rutten - 1
24. Otten - 1
25. Armstrong (O) - 1
26. Schmidt (R) - 1
27. Smith - 1
28. Tippett - 1
29. Wright - 1
30. Jacobs - 1
31. Johncock - 1
32. Riley - 1
33. Petrenko - 1


Secondary Goal Assists:

Opposition turnover/free against - 11
Umpire bounce - 9
1. Thompson - 9
2. Reilly - 8
3. Vince - 5
4. Edwards (R) - 4
5. Rutten - 4
6. Knights - 3
7. Petrenko - 3
8. Goodwin (R) - 2
9. Mackay - 2
10. Stevens - 2
11. Van Berlo - 2
12. Jaensch - 2
13. Doughty - 2
14. Wright - 2
15. Dangerfield - 2
16. Jacobs - 2
17. Douglas - 2
18. Tippett - 1
19. Moran (R) - 1
20. Symes - 1
21. Porplyzia - 1
22. Walker - 1
23. Davis (O) - 1
24. Sloane - 1
25. Armstrong (O) - 1
26. Maric (O) - 1
27. Henderson - 1
28. McKernan - 1
29. Johncock - 1
30. Otten - 1
31. Callinan - 1


Now, to update the Goals per team ladder! Gold Coast takes up residence as the new best average goals per team, on the back of Walker's 4 goal effort in his first match against the new side.

Goals per team:

1) Fremantle - 13 (from 4)
2) Hawthorn - 11 (from 3)
3) Geelong - 9 (from 3)
4) Port Adelaide - 9 (from 4)
5) Brisbane - 9 (from 4)
6) St Kilda - 6 (from 4)
7) Essendon - 5 (from 2)
8) Carlton - 5 (from 3)
9) Gold Coast - 4 (from 1)
10) North Melbourne - 4 (from 2)
11) Western Bulldog - 4 (from 2)
12) West Coast - 3 (from 2)
13) Collingwood - 3 (from 3)
14) Melbourne - 3 (from 4)
15) Richmond - 2 (from 2)
16) Greater Western Sydney - 0 (from 0)
17) Sydney - 0 (from 2)



Average goals per team:

1) Gold Coast - 4 (from 1)
2) Hawthorn - 3.67 (from 3)
3) Fremantle - 3.25 (from 4)
4) Geelong - 3 (from 3)
5) Essendon - 2.5 (from 2)
6) Port Adelaide - 2.25 (from 4)
7) Brisbane - 2.25 (from 4)
8) North Melbourne - 2 (from 2)
9) Western Bulldog - 2 (from 2)
10) Carlton - 1.67 (from 3)
11) West Coast - 1.5 (from 2)
12) St Kilda - 1.5 (from 4)
13) Collingwood - 1 (from 3)
14) Richmond - 1 (from 2)
15) Melbourne - 0.75 (from 4)
16) Sydney - 0 (from 2)
17) Greater Western Sydney - N/A (from 0)



Finally, one more piece of statistics I want to present: the Adelaide Crows all-time goalkicking tally. Currently Taylor Walker is 22nd on the Crows all-time tally, with some fairly heady names ahead of him. An (A) denotes an player who is still playing for the Crows today.


1) Tony Modra: 440
2) Mark Ricciuto: 291
3) Andrew McLeod: 277
4) Scott Welsh: 270
5) Brett Burton: 265
6) Darren Jarman: 264
7) Tyson Edwards: 192
8) Simon Goodwin: 162
9) Peter Vardy: 149
10) Kurt Tippett: 149 (A)
11) Jason Porplyzia: 137 (A)
12) Ian Perrie: 129
13) Ken McGregor: 114
14) Rod Jameson: 113
15) Scott Thompson: 112 (A)
16) Matt Robran: 110
17) Mark Stevens: 103
18) Scott Hodges: 100
19) Graham Johncock: 90 (A)
20) Trent Hentschel: 94
21) Andrew Jarman: 92
22) Taylor Walker: 90 (A)

 

[Allefgib]

Love your work, as always, stabmeister.

 

[PyroCrow]

The look on Gunston's face after Walker steals his mark in No.88 is priceless

 

[WALL-e]

Tex knew......**** you Gunna.

 

[Bockchoy67]

Thanks for reminding me of the west coast game Stabby.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Great effort stabby but IMO the novelty of the 'Walker Texas Ranger' song is running very thin now.

After 90 times, I dread opening and watching it as that song is now very annoying.

 

[PyroCrow]

Great effort stabby but IMO the novelty of the 'Walker Texas Ranger' song is running very thin now.

After 90 times, I dread opening and watching it as that song is now very annoying.

Not for me. I love Stabby's intros. Keep the song Stab

 

[cmndstab]

Great effort stabby but IMO the novelty of the 'Walker Texas Ranger' song is running very thin now.

After 90 times, I dread opening and watching it as that song is now very annoying.

Pretty much since the second or third video I've been trying to think of a replacement song, since I knew it would wear very thin very quickly

Damned if I can think of one I'm happy with though

 

[WALL-e]

Walk by Pantera

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Pretty much since the second or third video I've been trying to think of a replacement song, since I knew it would wear very thin very quickly

Damned if I can think of one I'm happy with though

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Go from 1:35 to 1:58

 

[cmndstab]

Walk by Pantera

I hate that song

aiof - I'll keep it in the back of my mind. Generally I tend to be pretty lazy so not bothering to change the musical hooks is still a possibility, but we'll see how excited I get in 2012

 

[JP Sauce]

Definitely this.

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[Cap]

I have to lulz

who was the joker who said Walker can't take a contested mark?

 

[FR0GGY]

I have to lulz

who was the joker who said Walker can't take a contested mark?

There were a few... PWD has gone underground.

 

[Allefgib]

Great effort stabby but IMO the novelty of the 'Walker Texas Ranger' song is running very thin now.

After 90 times, I dread opening and watching it as that song is now very annoying.

Not for me. Love it stab

 

[Crowfoot]

Walker just tweeted:

Met new coach today!! Ripping fella. Gonna be a good year and yearssss to come. Can't wait!!

 

[cmndstab]

About time I got to make a new one of these!!


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WWvHLtNL0Y&list=PLC7C26587BAAA307F&index=14&feature=plpp_video


As always, the updated goal assists and secondary assists tally. Vince rejoins Mackay as equal top assistee, while Tippett jumps up 15 places from 28th to 13th, and Petrenko from 33rd to 12, by each adding two new assists.

Goal Assists:

1. Mackay - 8
2. Vince - 8
3. Douglas - 7
4. Van Berlo - 7
5. Thompson - 7
Opposition turnover - 6
6. Dangerfield - 5
7. Henderson - 4
8. McLeod (R) - 3
9. Goodwin (R) - 3
10. Knights - 3
11. Sloane - 3
12. Petrenko - 3
13. Tippett - 3
14. Porplyzia - 2
15. Stevens (R) - 2
16. Griffin (O) - 2
17. Maric (O) - 2
18. Doughty - 2
19. Jaensch - 2
20. Reilly - 2
21. Smith - 2
22. Hentschel (R) - 1
23. Edwards (R) - 1
24. Gill (R) - 1
25. Cook (R) - 1
26. Rutten - 1
27. Otten - 1
28. Armstrong (O) - 1
29. Schmidt (R) - 1
30. Wright - 1
31. Jacobs - 1
32. Johncock - 1
33. Riley - 1



And also the list for second-last possession in the goal-assist chain:


Opposition turnover/free against - 12
Umpire bounce - 9
1. Thompson - 9
2. Reilly - 9
3. Vince - 7
4. Edwards (R) - 4
5. Rutten - 4
6. Knights - 3
7. Petrenko - 3
8. Van Berlo - 3
9. Mackay - 3
10. Goodwin (R) - 2
11. Stevens - 2
12. Jaensch - 2
13. Doughty - 2
14. Wright - 2
15. Dangerfield - 2
16. Jacobs - 2
17. Douglas - 2
18. Callinan - 2
19. Porplyzia - 2
20. Tippett - 1
21. Moran (R) - 1
22. Symes - 1
23. Walker - 1
24. Davis (O) - 1
25. Sloane - 1
26. Armstrong (O) - 1
27. Maric (O) - 1
28. Henderson - 1
29. McKernan - 1
30. Johncock - 1
31. Otten - 1


No big changes in the "goals against teams" tally positions, with Gold Coast's lead as the highest average goals against stretched even further out to 4.5.

Goals per team:

1) Fremantle - 13 (from 4)
2) Hawthorn - 11 (from 3)
3) Gold Coast - 9 (from 2)
4) Geelong - 9 (from 3)
5) Port Adelaide - 9 (from 4)
6) Brisbane - 9 (from 4)
7) Western Bulldog - 7 (from 3)
8) St Kilda - 6 (from 4)
9) Essendon - 5 (from 2)
10) Carlton - 5 (from 3)
11) North Melbourne - 4 (from 2)
12) West Coast - 3 (from 2)
13) Collingwood - 3 (from 3)
14) Melbourne - 3 (from 4)
15) Richmond - 2 (from 2)
16) Greater Western Sydney - 0 (from 0)
17) Sydney - 0 (from 2)



Average goals per team:

1) Gold Coast - 4.5 (from 2)
2) Hawthorn - 3.67 (from 3)
3) Fremantle - 3.25 (from 4)
4) Geelong - 3 (from 3)
5) Essendon - 2.5 (from 2)
6) Western Bulldog - 2.33 (from 3)
7) Port Adelaide - 2.25 (from 4)
8) Brisbane - 2.25 (from 4)
9) North Melbourne - 2 (from 2)
10) Carlton - 1.67 (from 3)
11) West Coast - 1.5 (from 2)
12) St Kilda - 1.5 (from 4)
13) Collingwood - 1 (from 3)
14) Richmond - 1 (from 2)
15) Melbourne - 0.75 (from 4)
16) Sydney - 0 (from 2)
17) Greater Western Sydney - N/A (from 0)



Finally, Walker has moved up from 22nd to 20th on the all-time Crows goalkicking tally, overtaking Andrew Jarman (92) and Trent Hentschel (94).

1) Tony Modra: 440
2) Mark Ricciuto: 291
3) Andrew McLeod: 277
4) Scott Welsh: 270
5) Brett Burton: 265
6) Darren Jarman: 264
7) Tyson Edwards: 192
8) Simon Goodwin: 162
9) Kurt Tippett: 153 (A)
10) Peter Vardy: 149
11) Jason Porplyzia: 139 (A)
12) Ian Perrie: 129
13) Ken McGregor: 114
14) Rod Jameson: 113
15) Scott Thompson: 112 (A)
16) Matt Robran: 110
17) Mark Stevens: 103
18) Scott Hodges: 100
19) Graham Johncock: 99 (A)
20) Taylor Walker: 98 (A)


OP is updated with the new video as well.

Enjoy!

 

[Gets!]

Leading the coleman!!

 

[radiojake]

Might want to look at Peter Vardy and Kurt Tippet's positions on the all-time leading goal kickers

 

[Allefgib]

Gunnage Stabby. Cheers mate. Keep it coming - busy year ahead for you

 

[Schulzycrow]

Just think this morning that its about time Stabby made a new vid....and here it is. Great work as always. Maybe a new theme song after his 100th.

Idea could be a top 10 fav Tex goals to celebrate the 100th goal. Or get a voting thread going on a fav...for mine its the first one against Freo where he dodges 3 and kicks it from 40.

His 100th should come this weekend looking at the list that shows he likes the Hawks. Would like to know how he gets .75 of a goal from playing the Dees and 0 from Sydney and 2 from Richmond which surprised me.

You could be making another couple of these after he kicks 15 against the GWS

 

[Crow-eater]

The fact you uploaded this at 2 in the morning speaks volumes Stabby

Great work as per usual though

 

[cmndstab]

Might want to look at Peter Vardy and Kurt Tippet's positions on the all-time leading goal kickers

I knew I'd forgotten something Thanks mate!

The fact you uploaded this at 2 in the morning speaks volumes Stabby

It would have been 1AM if my browser hadn't crashed at 97% uploading

Thanks guys, here's hoping Walker keeps me busy this year!