The Questions Thread

[stmookeyj]

Why is Big Footy so much fun ?

other places are boring....

why do I waste my time overnight by watching infomercials that I've seen 50 times already?

 

[The Scales]

other places are boring....

why do I waste my time overnight by watching infomercials that I've seen 50 times already?

Because they will give you a second one free, as long as you pay the additional postage, and, you can try the product for 30 days for free, and, if you don't like it, you can return it for the full purchase price (less delivery, and your return postage costs), but we need your credit card details, and, we won't forget to cancel your authorised direct debit, will we?

Plus the crap we sell doesn't work anything like we promote it, but if a "celebrity" or 50 endorses it for a cuppla hungy G's, we're good to go.

 

[Shell]

other places are boring....

why do I waste my time overnight by watching infomercials that I've seen 50 times already?

Lmao- I do that sometimes too. I like the stuff that chops things n s**t. Not the exercise equipment ones tho.

 

[Quivorir]

SLAPCHOP!

 

[gaskin]

SLAPCHOP!

I want one of them but I reckon it would break pretty quickly.

 

[Gough]

I want one of them but I reckon it would break pretty quickly.

Had to Google it, looks terrible. Sharp knives are more fun to play with anyway.

 

[gaskin]

Had to Google it, looks terrible. Sharp knives are more fun to play with anyway.

Agree but it would stop my sisters asking me to cut onions for them when they cook.

 

[Gough]

Agree but it would stop my sisters asking me to cut onions for them when they cook.

Lazy women, let them chop their own onions.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Miss the old Paris Hilton video ads when I was like 14/15

 

[BotsMaster]

Miss the old Paris Hilton video ads when I was like 14/15

Which ones?

 

[The Passenger]

At work, we have an affiliate company in India and want to bring out one of the guys for a week to meet the rest of the company over here. Anyone know the best visa to get for him?

 

[Scotland]

I want one of the little battery operated can openers that looks like a computer mouse.

Can't begin the explain the enormous troubles I've had opening a can of beans with say, a regular hand-operated can opener. Think of all the time I'll save!

 

[BotsMaster]

At work, we have an affiliate company in India and want to bring out one of the guys for a week to meet the rest of the company over here. Anyone know the best visa to get for him?

456.

 

[Cruyff14]

Anybody know of two Queen tickets for 30/08? Please contact me if so. Face value + fees.

 

[kanye_best]

it only costs 30 pounds to visit buckingham palace



hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Quivorir]

Thats not a question.

 

[Shell]

Thats not a question.

But it was an answer?

 

[Cruyff14]

it only costs 30 pounds to visit buckingham palace



hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Boring, been there.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Anybody know of two Queen tickets for 30/08? Please contact me if so. Face value + fees.

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/2-ticket...21530500670?pt=AU_Tickets&hash=item33943f2e3e

 

[Cruyff14]

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/2-ticket...21530500670?pt=AU_Tickets&hash=item33943f2e3e

eBay is not really a desired option.

 

[Gough]

Boring, been there.

I didn't bother going in, but I was struck by it's general shitfulness. Concrete everywhere too, but I assumed that was the Greek influence from Phillip.

 

[Cruyff14]

I didn't bother going in, but I was struck by it's general shitfulness. Concrete everywhere too, but I assumed that was the Greek influence from Phillip.

Me and my mate took the piss when we were in there, asked the poeple there all sorts of stupid questions.

We asked a girl there if the birds were spray painted black because of Queen Victoria painting all the gates/fences black around London when her husband died

 

[kanye_best]

look just acknowledge my funny joke and move on

 

[Gough]

look just acknowledge my funny joke and move on

Milliganesque mate, Milliganesque.

 

[Cruyff14]

look just acknowledge my funny joke and move on

Where was the joke?