TV and Movie quotes you use in real life

[Scotland]

I love a good Jack Sparrow quote, too.

Whenever questioned why something has taken longer etc. I like to chime in with a 'complications arose, ensued, were overcome'.

 

[Moonwatcher]

I guess you're really up s**t creek.

That's generally the most frequent and easiest quote to use in real life. I ask people 'did you get me my cheese wiz boy?' and get blank stares all the time.

 

[edgie]

I love a good Jack Sparrow quote, too.

"Why is the rum gone?" comes out of my mouth with concerning frequency.

 

[Scotland]

"Why is the rum gone?" comes out of my mouth with concerning frequency.

Likewise.

As does 'I'm never drinking again' from Eurotrip. Actually the Eurotrip reference isn't really important in that one.

 

[Registered User]

Ha, I use quite a few from sitcoms. I know a couple of girls who seem to think I'm funny and original, but if they ever start watching Seinfeld, The Simpsons, Blackadder or The Young Ones, I'm farked.

EG: Homer's "le grill" gag is a good one. It's when he becomes the conceptual artist after getting insanely frustrated trying to assemble a brick BBQ. As he's getting frustrated, he says something like: "Oh no, the instructions are ruined. I can only read the French instructions. What the hell is 'le grill'?"

It works any time you're looking at instructions for anything with an 'audience': "bloody French instructions. What the hell is 'le tv?'"
Booooom booooms.
Yeah nah

 

[Sydney Bloods]

"utensil juggling thunder campaigner."

"missed it by that much"

"i am serious and don't call me Shirley"

"ok ramblers, lets get ramblin"

 

[Registered User]

A Young Ones gag: "does anyone know the French for 'duvet'?" HA.

It's become a bit overused and hackneyed, so you've gotta choose your audience. Any time a French word comes up... "Hmmm, what's French for 'panache'?"

Nah, that's s**t.

 

[Dinsdale]

cant find the movie for this one, its all over the 'net though:
"I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you"...

And this one from 'Allo 'Allo, said in a silly french accent: "listen very closely, I shall say this only once"

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Another favourite Blues Brothers one of mine, fitting in nicely with my username and avatar: "Well what are you going to do about it, whitey? Just sit there?"

Also my kids get this one thrown at them most evenings:

It used to annoy them until I showed them the movie.

 

[Richo is God]

I've got a massive urge to watch The Blues Brothers now.

I had an urge to watch it last night and I didn't even read this thread

Some next level mind control s**t goin on

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

So many old campaigners in here.

 

[Plugger35]

I've watched the Blues Brothers more times than I care to remember and memorised most of the dialogue, one of the most quotable films of all time.

Me and a mate of mine had the dialogue for this scene down pat, we used to roll it out almost every time we saw a cop car when we were driving.

Elwood: s**t.

Jake: What?

Elwood: Rollers...

Jake: No.

Elwood: Yeah.

Jake: s**t.

Elwood: I bet these cops got SCMODS.

Jake: SCMODS?

Elwood: State County Municipal Offender Data System.

 

[Gough]

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned that that would be an ecumenical matter.

 

[Scotland]

Blackadder gets a fair run with me, also.

Star Wars and Family Guy get a good run too.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

bugger me with a fish fork

 

[Moonwatcher]

No one has mentioned The Castle yet.

'Tell him he's dreaming'

 

[flamethrower]

"Wipe them out, all of them."
"Missed it, by that much."
"We've got ourselves a natural disaster."
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
"Resistance is futile."
"Say hello to my little friend."
"Winner, winner, chicken dinner."
"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy."
"Do you like apples? Well how do you like them apples?"
"Do. Or not do. There is no try."

 

[Beerfish]

I do a pretty good

 

[Moonwatcher]

ELWOOD: Who ya gonna call, Jake?

JAKE: Remember Morrie Sline?

ELWOOD: Sline. Booking Agent? What about 'im?

JAKE: Well, he got us some good showcases in the old days.
He got us the Morgan Park. Got us Tick Tock. I got
him laid. He owes me.

ELWOOD: Give it a shot.

 

[Kcrack]

Whenever someone asked me where I've been.

"Nowhere famous"

 

[hagansbull]

Broadsword calling Dannyboy








Over

 

[Moonwatcher]

There's a hole as big as my d*ck in the left wing - Memphis Belle

Basically whenever there is a hole in something I compare it to my d*ck because of this movie.

 

[CLUBMEDhurst]

Sheeeeeiiit, I've been guilty of pilferin' from telly and fillum for a long time

Very specific scenario in which this can be said.

I plead guilty to those charges.

I'm baked, so I cannae go past my early 90s past

only came here to do two things, kick some ass and drink some beer.
Looks like we're almost outta beer.

 

[CLUBMEDhurst]

 

[CLUBMEDhurst]