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This i have been wondering about since Dew announced on friday he would not chase senior coaching job at other clubs.
Prediction What headlines might you see in month's time?
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"Swans into GF after a historic win"
The swans will enter GF week with high expectations after a historic week that has seen the controversial "Trade ban" overturned & the utter demolition of rival Hawthorne in a Prelim for the ages. After a tuff start to the week, with the "trade ban" hearing being the main focus, the Swans came out firing in the first quarter with Tippett dominating the ruck giving first use to the Swans midfield.
{Insert match review}
The fall out of the "Historic win" continues at AFL headquarters with M. Fitzpatrick being forced to resign & Gill being quoted as saying "you can't have everything", a comment directed to Fitzpatrick.
There have also been talk that the AFL will relocate it's HQ to Sydney to further expand the code with Richard Colless to head the revamped direction.
Also in a unrelated story, the were reports that there was a large explosion at the Collingwood FC, it's understood the big Ed's head exploded after hearing the news.
The swans will enter GF week with high expectations after a historic week that has seen the controversial "Trade ban" overturned & the utter demolition of rival Hawthorne in a Prelim for the ages. After a tuff start to the week, with the "trade ban" hearing being the main focus, the Swans came out firing in the first quarter with Tippett dominating the ruck giving first use to the Swans midfield.
{Insert match review}
The fall out of the "Historic win" continues at AFL headquarters with M. Fitzpatrick being forced to resign & Gill being quoted as saying "you can't have everything", a comment directed to Fitzpatrick.
There have also been talk that the AFL will relocate it's HQ to Sydney to further expand the code with Richard Colless to head the revamped direction.
Also in a unrelated story, the were reports that there was a large explosion at the Collingwood FC, it's understood the big Ed's head exploded after hearing the news.
Ha ha. That is gold.
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Eddie slams sydney having rose, he should be at a south australian club claims eddie
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So far this one at least isn't looking too bad.
Buddy who? Franklin returns to kick 8 as the Swans cruise into the Prelim.
Tippet and Buddy held goalless but Rose kicks 11 to take the Norm Smith as the Swans atone for 2014. Heeney and BJ chip in with 6 apiece while the Swans' Kennedy outshines his namesake with 18 clearances and a record 48 contested possessions. Kennedy changes his name by deed poll to Jaws.
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Anyhow, have a Winfield 25.
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Longmire 2 Clarkson 1
Buddy claims not making the move to Sydney earlier regrettable, says Longmire has brought out the best in him.
Buddy claims not making the move to Sydney earlier regrettable, says Longmire has brought out the best in him.
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Bungee and number37 create a joint big footy account
Its just easier to agree this way
Its just easier to agree this way
God help us
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At least we wouldn't be confused about which team we support, unlike if Sir Hawks and Puntsopolo got a joint account.
Swans win GF vs Hawks. Mitchell for Hawthorn awarded the Norm Smith. Norm Smith's ghost materialises, takes it off him and throws it into the Yarra muttering about how sick he is of watching snipers winning his award.
That's coming from Sir Punts ?
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That's coming from Sir Punts ?
Sooo slow, least your merge account could be on the ball
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Eddie McGuire is interviewed by Swans TV.
"Hi Eddie"
"Hey mate, you should be in King Kong"
"Are you calling me an ape ?"
"Yes, but you're white. So I can say that. Do you see what I did there ?"
"OK Eddie, for $1,000,000. How do you feel about the Swans winning the GF ?"
Eddie studies the four possible answers carefully
"Err...I'm not sure about 'Happy' or 'Unaffected"
"Positive ?"
"Gee, I don't know how I feel. Can you remove two answers ?"
"Sure Eddie, that leaves you with 'Suicidal' or 'Just Plain s**t'.
"Hmmmmm"...ponders Eddie. "Can I ask the audience ?"
"Sorry Eddie, you asked the audience before"
"Did I ?"
"Remember ? 'Am I a racist campaigner' ?"
"How about I phone a friend ?"
"OK, who would you like to call ?"
"How about Fitz ? I could call Fitzy"
"Shot himself"
"Gill ?"
"Not taking your calls"
"Dermie ?"
"Having his roots done"
"I can't think of anyone else. Maybe directory enquiries ?"
"Do you actually have any 'real' friends Eddie ?"
"Not really. No"
"Take a guess then"
"OK, let's go with 'Just plain s**t'"
"Sure ?"
"No, but it sounds right"
"You don't want to take what you have and walk ?"
"No, I'll stick with that answer"
"OK audience, let's see how Eddie really feels"
"C'mon", sweats Eddie. "Please be 'Just Plain s**t'"
"Sorry Eddie, but the answer we were looking for was 'SUICIDAL' "
"Oh, that's bad. Perhaps I should end it all now"
"Don't forget you've just lost $1,000,000"
"Do you have to rub it in ?"
"Just making sure"
* Swans TV apologises to anyone who has been affected by suicide after a Swans GF win. If you want to discuss such feelings with someone sympathetic please call 1-800-HAWKS, or post on their board.
"Hi Eddie"
"Hey mate, you should be in King Kong"
"Are you calling me an ape ?"
"Yes, but you're white. So I can say that. Do you see what I did there ?"
"OK Eddie, for $1,000,000. How do you feel about the Swans winning the GF ?"
Eddie studies the four possible answers carefully
"Err...I'm not sure about 'Happy' or 'Unaffected"
"Positive ?"
"Gee, I don't know how I feel. Can you remove two answers ?"
"Sure Eddie, that leaves you with 'Suicidal' or 'Just Plain s**t'.
"Hmmmmm"...ponders Eddie. "Can I ask the audience ?"
"Sorry Eddie, you asked the audience before"
"Did I ?"
"Remember ? 'Am I a racist campaigner' ?"
"How about I phone a friend ?"
"OK, who would you like to call ?"
"How about Fitz ? I could call Fitzy"
"Shot himself"
"Gill ?"
"Not taking your calls"
"Dermie ?"
"Having his roots done"
"I can't think of anyone else. Maybe directory enquiries ?"
"Do you actually have any 'real' friends Eddie ?"
"Not really. No"
"Take a guess then"
"OK, let's go with 'Just plain s**t'"
"Sure ?"
"No, but it sounds right"
"You don't want to take what you have and walk ?"
"No, I'll stick with that answer"
"OK audience, let's see how Eddie really feels"
"C'mon", sweats Eddie. "Please be 'Just Plain s**t'"
"Sorry Eddie, but the answer we were looking for was 'SUICIDAL' "
"Oh, that's bad. Perhaps I should end it all now"
"Don't forget you've just lost $1,000,000"
"Do you have to rub it in ?"
"Just making sure"
* Swans TV apologises to anyone who has been affected by suicide after a Swans GF win. If you want to discuss such feelings with someone sympathetic please call 1-800-HAWKS, or post on their board.
25 likes from Punts since Sunday. You've got a stalker.
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