You know you're addicted to the SFA when :

[iBeng]

You do a double take whenever someone says "Campaign" (very rarely do you hear someone say campaigner in conversation).

Im going to make an effort to use this tonight.

It is going to throw my co-worker completely off and it'll be hilarious...

 

[Reardo]

Im going to make an effort to use this tonight.

It is going to throw my co-worker completely off and it'll be hilarious...

I use it at work all the time, it's gold!!

 

[Mooch]

I used it at work the other day and nobody picked up on it!

 

[fumbler]

Your crook as but you can't help seeing how things are going with ya mates.

 

[spookism]

I used it at work the other day and nobody picked up on it!

It would be a good way too see if anyone is on bigfooty.

"You sir, are a Syd campaigner."

If they reply with anything other than a bitch slap to the face, you know they don't frequent the site.

 

[Itsmyshow]

When you successfully use "he can be a bit of a campaigner" in a local footy broadcast at the urging of Reardo

 

[Mooch]

Don't mention the campaigner. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.

 

[This Is Anfield]

When you go to a 50th, which I did, you walk past a mirror, which I did, and you see an old bloke who could lose 20k looking back at you, which I did, but all you DID see was a svelte, speedy wingman who got 29 touches on debut!

 

[A Bit High]

When you would like to grab a poster and punch them in the face several times

 

[fumbler]

When you would like to grab a poster and punch them in the face several times

Sorry.
You promised me dinner first.

 

[This Is Anfield]

When you would like to grab a poster and punch them in the face several times

Hope that was just coincidence that your post was just below mine.

 

[This Is Anfield]

The Furies losing to the Bunnies hurts more than the Tigers losing to the Blues and Magpies.

 

[boncer34]

You make sure you get 100 posts in a match thread because someone pretty much dared you. The Filth Wizard thanks

 

[The Filth Wizard]

You make sure you get 100 posts in a match thread because someone pretty much dared you. The Filth Wizard thanks

I'm not sure our exchange can be construed as a dare

Bonce: I'm going for a ton.

Me: Alright.

 

[Marlowe]

When you decide to read every... *******... match thread post.

 

[Shermy]

When you decide to read every... *******... match thread post.

you thought the Gumbies v Bombers thread was bad, wait until you hit the Bears v Bombers one

 

[This Is Anfield]

When you decide to read every... *******... match thread post.

That's not addiction - that's insanity!

 

[The Filth Wizard]

When you decide to read every... *******... match thread post.

Hipster.

 

[Marlowe]

Hipster.

Ooooh! (waves arms emphatically, feigns surprise)

 

[boncer34]

I'm not sure our exchange can be construed as a dare

Bonce: I'm going for a ton.

Me: Alright.

Pretty sure it was.

TFW: You wont get a ton
Boncer: Probably not

 

[Marlowe]

you thought the Gumbies v Bombers thread was bad, wait until you hit the Bears v Bombers one

I have a plan that revolves around clicking ahead five pages and only reading every third post as I am fairly confident I won't miss anything by doing that.

 

[This Is Anfield]

The Voice is on and you'd prefer to sit on the comp............hang on, maybe not the best example

 

[TheFreshBanana]

When Andy Lee on Hamish and Andy, says "fresh banana" and you do a mini-fist pump

 

[iBeng]

When you're at work being paid and you're to busy doing excel sheets and media threads to care much about it.

When you decide to read every... *******... match thread post.

Sorry

 

[Footypie32]

You've been in the league for two rounds and you've already posted in this thread 5 times...

When your wife threatens to throw every internet linked device in the house into the bin, true story.

When you really need a tradesman but you don't get one in case thetradesman turns up!

When your wife is threatening you with divorce, and all you're worried about is custody of the computer.

When you go to a 50th, which I did, you walk past a mirror, which I did, and you see an old bloke who could lose 20k looking back at you, which I did, but all you DID see was a svelte, speedy wingman who got 29 touches on debut!

The Voice is on and you'd prefer to sit on the comp............hang on, maybe not the best example