Compare your NBA team to your AFL team

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Dallas: Extremely talented, but choke at the crucial moments
North: Never give up and always manage to win the close ones.

Dallas: Owned by a man who has 1.6 billion dollars and who has installed DVD plasmas and PS3s in every players locker
North: Just put the first lay-buy installment down on a new rowing machine

Dallas: 8 consecutive 50+ win seasons
North: Made 7 consecutive preliminary finals b/w 94 and 2000

Dallas: Wayne Carey glassed girlfriend
Dallas: Jason Kidd beat up girlfriend then claimed he was subjected to physical trauma

Dallas: Traded Tractor Traylor for Dirk
North: Traded beaten down Wayne Carey for Daniel Wells

Dallas: Spent 34 million on back up center
North: Went to Preston Market and spent 34 dollars on new footballs (kept the receipt)

 

[Paddy_Mac]

Dallas: Extremely talented, but choke at the crucial moments
North: Never give up and always manage to win the close ones.

Dallas: Owned by a man who has 1.6 billion dollars and who has installed DVD plasmas and PS3s in every players locker
North: Just put the first lay-buy installment down on a new rowing machine

Dallas: 8 consecutive 50+ win seasons
North: Made 7 consecutive preliminary finals b/w 94 and 2000

Dallas: Wayne Carey glassed girlfriend
Dallas: Jason Kidd beat up girlfriend then claimed he was subjected to physical trauma

Dallas: Traded Tractor Traylor for Dirk
North: Traded beaten down Wayne Carey for Daniel Wells

Dallas: Spent 34 million on back up center
North: Went to Preston Market and spent 34 dollars on new footballs (kept the receipt)

2 very different teams. Yet we both barrack for them.

 

[djudd]

Dallas: Extremely talented, but choke at the crucial moments
North: Never give up and always manage to win the close ones.

Dallas: Owned by a man who has 1.6 billion dollars and who has installed DVD plasmas and PS3s in every players locker
North: Just put the first lay-buy installment down on a new rowing machine

Dallas: 8 consecutive 50+ win seasons
North: Made 7 consecutive preliminary finals b/w 94 and 2000

Dallas: Wayne Carey glassed girlfriend
Dallas: Jason Kidd beat up girlfriend then claimed he was subjected to physical trauma

Dallas: Traded Tractor Traylor for Dirk
North: Traded beaten down Wayne Carey for Daniel Wells

Dallas: Spent 34 million on back up center
North: Went to Preston Market and spent 34 dollars on new footballs (kept the receipt)

Very good.
Can u do mine please?
Carlton/Bulls

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Actually the point was to compare your own teams.

 

[Renegade]

Knicks: Pay ridiculous salaries for bums who can't play together and underachieve.

Cats: Players all re-signed for less money than they could have got elsewhere and work together like a well oiled machine.

 

[Altum Volantes]

Miami: Won the title in 2006, now terrible
West Coast: Won the title in 2006, now terrible

2006 was a good year.

 

[CURVE]

Lakers: Most popular NBA team and known throughout the world.
North: Least popular AFL team and known by a few outside Melbourne.

Lakers: Current Lakers have talent (according to the experts) but play without heart.
North: Current Northerners have no talent (according to the experts) but win with heart.

Lakers: Have the biggest name in NBA today on their roster, Kobe.
North: Have the smallest player in the AFL today on their roster, Boomer.

 

[peternorth]

Lakers: Kobe Bryant
Tigers: Kevin Bartlett

Lakers: wear yellow
Tigers: wear yellow

Lakers: Rick Fox wore 17
Tigers: Jack Dyer wore 17

Lakers: won title in 1980
Tigers: won title in 1980

Lakers: Triangle offense
Tigers: Terrys triangle

Lakers: former laker player Gary Payton
Tigers: current player Graeme Polak

 

[hamG]

Geelong: Last defeat - down by over 45 points at 3/4 time
Hawks: Last defeat - down by over 45 points at 3/4 time

 

[AndSmithMustScore]

Carlton - Boston

Both are highly successful clubs who have recently gone through long lean patches with little success(until this year at least ).

Both have won the most titles in their respective sports.

Both have provided some of their respective sports best known icons.

Both have had extremely well known and colourful GM/Presidents.

Both supporter bases are identified with a distinct nationality (Irish and Italians)

Both won a title in 1981.

 

[plowking]

Miami and Port

Almost Identical.

After winning the championship/premiership they fell to pieces, both funnily enough due to losing a large amount of valuable players.

 

[Nice Guy Adam]

Miami and Port

Almost Identical.

After winning the championship/premiership they fell to pieces, both funnily enough due to losing a large amount of valuable players.

Shaq 2007 = Tredders 2007?

 

[djudd]

Bulls :Had a player called Rodman
Carlton:Have a current player thats similar(Fevola)

Bulls:John Paxon hit a big shot in finals to win
Carlton: Wayne Harmes keep ball in to win grand final.

Bulls :Had JORDAN
Carlton:Have JUDD

Bulls:Recently won 6 titles
Blues:Recently won 6 games in 6 years

 

[plowking]

Shaq 2007 = Tredders 2007?

Tredders didn't leave when the going got tough. Shaq on the other hand...

 

[rainman06]

Bulls :Had JORDAN
Carlton:Have JUDD

Dont compare the best that ever lived to a washed up selfish mercenary

 

[dont bowl there]

Fremantle and Atlanta are the exact same sides just playing different games.

 

[EastcoastDocker]

Fremantle and Houston

Houston: have yao ming
Fremantle: have aaron sandilands

Houston: have recently recruited a bad boy in ron artest
freo: have possibly said goodbye to 2 bad boys in farmer and jcarr

houston: cant get out of the first round
freo: cant get to the first round

houston: traded for barkley for a 1-2 punch in the paint - didnt work
freo: traded for tarrant in the hope of a 1-2 punch in the 50 - hasnt worked

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

North: MIND NUMBINGLY PATHETIC AND WEAK AS PISS
Dallas: MIND NUMBINGLY PATHETIC AND WEAK AS PISS

 

[Darealrath]

Essendon: Home ground is the state of the art Telstra Dome
Indiana: Home court is the state of the art Conseco Fieldhouse

Essendon: Hugely popular
Indiana: Small market

Essendon: Equal most Premierships in the competition
Indiana: A few ABA titles but nothing in the NBA

Essendon: Scott Lucas is the man from outside 50
Indiana: Reggie was the man from down town

Both didn't make the playoffs this year.

 

[peternorth]

North: MIND NUMBINGLY PATHETIC AND WEAK AS PISS
Dallas: MIND NUMBINGLY PATHETIC AND WEAK AS PISS

this is signature worthy

 

[Karl Pilkington]

I change NBA teams more frequently than I change underwear, so I'll just go with Boston cause I'm still on that bandwagon at the moment...

Boston: Won 3 titles from 1981 to 1986
Melbourne: Won 3 games from 1981 to 1986

Boston: A talented, experienced team that executes its gameplan to perfection
Melbourne: A bunch of borderline AFL players with a combined age that doesn't reach triple digits

Boston: Predominantly Irish Catholic and Italian Supporters
Melbourne: Predominantly Protestant supporters who would be outright disgusted if an Irish moved into their neighbourhood

**Funnily enough, Boston's greatest player ever was a big lanky Protestant, and Melbourne's was a greasy Italian Catholic**

Boston: Unbearable fans who simply can not tolerate even the mere discussion of other teams
Melbourne: Most fans struggle to remember our star players' names

Boston: League powerhouse financially
Melbourne: Have resorted to begging

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Kudos on the gratuitous use of 'greasy' as an adjective.

 

[jerry springer]

Collingwood-Black and White
San Antonio Spurs- Black white & Silver

Collingwood- Big game team that consistenly fails in the biggest game of all
San Antonio Spurs- Best team in the Clutch. 4 from 4 in NBA Finals

Collingwood- Everybody loves to hate them
San Antonio Spurs- everybody hates their dirty players

Collingwood- Best player is a wildchild who loves getting in the shit on a constant basis
San Antonio Spurs- Best player is a Robot with no personality

Collingwood- Known for their grit,excellent defensive tackling team
San Antonio Spurs- Best defensive team of the past decade

Collingwood- lacks flair in the middle.Workmanlike
San Antonio Spurs- just lacks flair alltogether

Collingwood- Attracts the biggest crowds in the comp
San Antonio Spurs- used to average the biggest crowds in the comp until they moved from the Alamodome to the SBS center

 

[jerry springer]

Lakers: Rick Fox wore 17
Tigers: Jack Dyer wore 17

dear me that is grasping for straws peter

 

[PHX]

Orlando - Finds a way to disappoint year after year and hasnt won a championship since I was born.

Richmond - Finds a way to disappoint year after year and hasnt won a flag since I was born.

(I could add Cronulla in the exact same sentence)

Yeah, it's great to be me.