Cult Hero Bradley Facing the Chop

[StingBitten]

That's the last time I start a thread that establishes the Worst as some kind of news-journalism-thingy paper.

 

[The Anchorite]

He would have been signed up last week except in reading over the contract Kepler accidentally set it on fire with his eyes.

 

[The Anchorite]

Also Kepler had to renegotiate his media commitments after finding the 24hour kepcam interfered with his keptime.

 

[Seppo]

That's the last time I start a thread that establishes the Worst as some kind of news-journalism-thingy paper.

Smart move, that goes with articles from Hackdorn and tweets from Goose too...

 

[StingBitten]

Also Kepler had to renegotiate his media commitments after finding the 24hour kepcam interfered with his keptime.

There used to be a street called Kepler Bradley, but it was changed because no ones crosses Kepler Bradley and lives.

 

[StingBitten]

He would have been signed up last week except in reading over the contract Kepler accidentally set it on fire with his eyes.

Kepler Bradley counted to infinity - twice.

 

[ritz]

Damn FFC trolling haggers and goose again!

 

[electricfeel]

HAHA I can't believe that article changed within 5 minutes. Good one f***wits at the West!!!

 

[Ktrain]

3 mins ago ... Classic:

“@Fremantle_FC: Kepler Bradley contract extension: http://bit.ly/17qUhZ4 #gofreo #ownthemoment”

I see thewest link has had it's headline/article updated. Nice they can just erase their error like that. Performance reviews must be easy.

 

[leungtl]

Whether you're at work, at home, on site, off site or driving... this should be on repeat all day.

 

[Dudley Leopard]

Death had a near-Kepler Bradley experience.

 

[E Shed]

Kepler does not sleep, he waits . . .

 

[TheLastCall]

A friend at work confirm that West Perth knew on the weekend that Kepler wouldn't be playing with them next year and that Kepla had a new contract.

The worst are always so uptodate with any news about Freo.

 

[Thistle]

Meanwhile at the worst...

 

[yakka man]

Lol @ The West.

 

[clogged]

LMAO​

UPDATE: Cult hero Kepler Bradley is set to sign a one-year deal with Fremantle this week.

What a pack of fools.

 

[Tazmania]

Meanwhile at the worst...

Damnit...now I have to clean my keyboard!!

 

[masai]

I think Kep would rather play his WAFL footy at "Pomsville", rather than "Bogansville".

The Kep lives on.

 

[StingBitten]

Kepler Bradley killed two stones with one bird.

 

[AAACockburn]

Kepler's AFL career was over last year.

Freo haven't got the courage to tell him yet.
.

 

[Seppo]

Kepler can slam a revolving door.

 

[JunglistPosse]

Kepler puts his own condom on...with his teeth

 

[leungtl]

Kepler once kicked a bag of 5 using just four kicks.

(Factually correct according to WAFL Stats)

 

[StingBitten]

Kepler once kicked a bag of 5 using just four kicks.

(Factually correct according to WAFL Stats)

Bradley gets 6 points even when he misses.

 

[Centurions]

Kepler puts his own condom on...with his teeth

No wonder he hasnt been seen in a few months