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[Primetime Pricey]

South Africa would rape us

I could be a smart arse and say u r playing South Africa but im not doing that to myself lol

 

[Hinequarters]

2. Mistress
A woman other than his wife with whom a married man has an ongoing sexual relationship
Lol are you serious? You dog!

We weren't married, but it was a 10 year relationship.. she never knew.. and a man needs what a man needs.. what can I say.. it's millions of sperm vs 1 solitary egg.. even biologically we are built different no matter how much PC bullshit is rammed down our throats

 

[jmac70]

we have won 4 of the last 5 series, lets just not go too crazy. We have played horribly these 2 tests and copt our right whack but make no mistake this is a very avg Australian line up

Any chance of giving us some credit? Or is it all about your lot?

 

[jmac70]

We weren't married, but it was a 10 year relationship.. she never knew.. and a man needs what a man needs.. what can I say.. it's millions of sperm vs 1 solitary egg.. even biologically we are built different no matter how much PC bullshit is rammed down our throats

Maybe she was doing it too? After all a woman needs was a woman needs...

 

[Hinequarters]

Maybe she was doing it too? After all a woman needs was a woman needs...

Mmmm girl on girl.. now we are talking.. I hope so too


Anyway people probably need to be a little more grown up about a false monogamy thrust on us by church and society..

There are monogamous species in the animal kingdom who mate for life and don't take another mate even if theirs dies..

We aren't one of them

 

[Magpie Girl]

Mmmm girl on girl.. now we are talking.. I hope so too


Anyway people probably need to be a little more grown up about a false monogamy thrust on us by church and society..

There are monogamous species in the animal kingdom who mate for life and don't take another mate even if theirs dies..

We aren't one of them

For me about about trust and honesty.
I have no problem with people choosing not to be monogamous, if they're open about it and mutually accepting.

 

[Hinequarters]

For me about about trust and honesty.
I have no problem with people choosing not to be monogamous, if they're open about it and mutually accepting.

I've had that relationship, we were both coming off jealous partners and wanted something open and free, it was great.. but what if you love someone that just isn't on board with that lifestyle?

You can't just switch off love.. and you can't come clean.. doesn't really leave any option but to live a secret life

 

[Vicky Park]

I had a mistress for 9 years, South African girl, great girl, share a pipe, hit the clubs, play cards.. best time of my life.. were still friends.. I should marry her come to think of it

What, were you her master? Is it 1956? Finding this a bit weird I'm afraid.

 

[Magpie Girl]

I've had that relationship, we were both coming off jealous partners and wanted something open and free, it was great.. but what if you love someone that just isn't on board with that lifestyle?

You can't just switch off love.. and you can't come clean.. doesn't really leave any option but to live a secret life

I agree, it's a difficult situation, and one that rarely ends well

 

[Magpie Girl]

Louis Theroux tonight 8:30 ABC2 , American big game hunters in Africa , I haven't seen this one sounds interesting if anyone else wants to check it out.

i'm sorry but I can't watch this!
That opening scene .....ughhhhh it's horrifying

 

[SnakePlisskin]

i'm sorry but I can't watch this!
That opening scene .....ughhhhh it's horrifying

Yeah fair enough , I just love the way he pushes them when interviewing .

 

[Hinequarters]

What, were you her master? Is it 1956?

Oh yeah right.. when did a guy ever get that outside of an episode of I dream of Jeannie

I think you are getting a little caught up on ethnicity.. she was a gorgeous little spinner with an Aussie accent.. jet black straight hair down to her arse, flawless alabaster white skin and these huge hazel limpid eyes that made you want to drown in them.. she must have weighed all of 90 pounds but was the best time I ever had

 

[Primetime Pricey]

Any chance of giving us some credit? Or is it all about your lot?

U deserve to be 2 nil up, killing us. Just saying it's not a great Aussie team

 

[jmac70]

U deserve to be 2 nil up, killing us. Just saying it's not a great Aussie team

Perhaps not PP. It must be said though that the English are showing very little fight at this point. With Perth to come it is looking likely that the Ashes will be ours by next week. Given the recent history between the two teams it is akin to beating Carlton in the Grand Final.

 

[jmac70]

I've had that relationship, we were both coming off jealous partners and wanted something open and free, it was great.. but what if you love someone that just isn't on board with that lifestyle?

You can't just switch off love.. and you can't come clean.. doesn't really leave any option but to live a secret life

Depends upon your personal values. Many people would disagree strongly with taking that option and would even call it selfish.

 

[blaze036]

U deserve to be 2 nil up, killing us. Just saying it's not a great Aussie team

Only clarke averages over 40 from our batting line up, our keeper is nearly 37 and our bowling line up is frail and hit hard by injuries.

No doubt we have a poor test team, which is why 2-0 is all the more amazing and exceptionally poor from England. England are making us look like world beaters when half our batsmen are struggling to average 30

 

[Vicky Park]

Oh yeah right.. when did a guy ever get that outside of an episode of I dream of Jeannie

I think you are getting a little caught up on ethnicity.. she was a gorgeous little spinner with an Aussie accent.. jet black straight hair down to her arse, flawless alabaster white skin and these huge hazel limpid eyes that made you want to drown in them.. she must have weighed all of 90 pounds but was the best time I ever had

My comment had nothing to do with ethnicity, as you well know, but I'm not getting into a discussion about this on BF.

 

[Hinequarters]

My comment had nothing to do with ethnicity, as you well know, but I'm not getting into a discussion about this on BF.

I didn't say master, you did

 

[Hinequarters]

Depends upon your personal values. Many people would disagree strongly with taking that option and would even call it selfish.

Many people don't understand their biology and blindly follow the values of old Jewish men that died over 2000 years ago

 

[blaze036]

Many people don't understand their biology and blindly follow the values of old Jewish men that died over 2000 years ago

It's true that monogamy is unnatural biologically, however that doesn't make cheating on your partner any more acceptable imo

 

[Hinequarters]

It's true that monogamy is unnatural biologically, however that doesn't make cheating on your partner any more acceptable imo

Even the word cheating is hilarious.. lets all write a sappy poem about a pheromone induced dopamine rush that lasts 6 months to 3 years because natural selection found that the perfect amount of time to impregnate a woman, help with a little child rearing and move on to the next lucky customer.. I look forward to an enlightened society of grown ups one day but I won't hold my breath

And it's only cheating if you get caught

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Mmmm girl on girl.. now we are talking.. I hope so too


Anyway people probably need to be a little more grown up about a false monogamy thrust on us by church and society..

There are monogamous species in the animal kingdom who mate for life and don't take another mate even if theirs dies..

We aren't one of them

False monogamy? Not throwing on judgement, but did your girlfriend of 10 years expect you to be monogamous? What I'm trying to say, was the expectation of your relationship, to be monogamous?

Because whether or not we are monogamous creatures is irrelevant. When you enter a relationship, where the understanding is that both are to be committed to eachother and only eachother, then there is no such thing as "false monogamy".

 

[Hinequarters]

Always expected.. rarely realized

 

[Smoky]

False monogamy? Not throwing on judgement, but did your girlfriend of 10 years expect you to be monogamous? What I'm trying to say, was the expectation of your relationship, to be monogamous?

Because whether or not we are monogamous creatures is irrelevant. When you enter a relationship, where the understanding is that both are to be committed to eachother and only eachother, then there is no such thing as "false monogamy".

Why do people not get this?

 

[Smoky]

Always expected.. rarely realized

Your "Smiley face" is sadly relevant.