Hayden Slalomtime - The AFL's Quintessential Down-hill Skier

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

Was better than footsteps Danny Pearce. How soft is he????

 

[Bender_]

Was better than footsteps Danny Pearce. How soft is he????

He was my tip for worst on ground in the GF last year. Soft as they come.


Watched most of the first quarter and saw Ballantyne try to lay about 4 bumps instead of applying tackling pressure. Good to see he's learnt nothing from humiliating himself on the big stage last year and won't stick to the basics.

Probably caught a whiff of his own shit after getting in the AA squad and talked himself into thinking he was a half decent player.

 

[chefmeister]

Just woke up so I missed the game.

Coincidentally so did Slalomtime from what I can gather... Those bloody flights hey!?

 

[wambat]

What a heckin'g weak campaigner he is.

Add Pearce

Add Hill

Suck shut Freo you spineless counts.

 

[T2B_]

Didn't see the game, how did Spraythem Chokintime go today?

 

[Bender_]

7 touches and a point.

SWOOSH!!

 

[Mudd]

7 touches and a point.

SWOOSH!!

7 touches in a game?

shit we are going to have to pay him 800k next year

 

[Bender_]

7 touches in a game?

shit we are going to have to pay him 800k next year

You already did that with a footballer that can't kick.

Nice avatar, does that index finger he's pointing up represent how much he contributed to the team's score today?

lol

 

[db swannie]

Didn't see the game, how did Spraythem Chokintime go today?

He huffed, and he puffed, then the opening siren sounded and he took his invisibility tablet, which worked very well for the most part.

What a slalom artist that bloke is. All shit tough guy routines in the H&A season, then squib in the tough games.

Pav and Sandilands must despair that their careers will end playing with chumps like Crowley and Slalomtime.

 

[T2B_]

Yeah, possibly one of the biggest H&A specialists we've seen this side of Leon Davis

 

[Geoff]

7 touches in a game?

shit we are going to have to pay him 800k next year

Is Nic Nat a finals specialist?


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[royals1922]

Yeah, possibly one of the biggest H&A specialists against shit sides we've seen this side of Leon Davis

EFA

 

[chefmeister]

Quite telling that if it isn't old temperamental Stevie J or grumpy Matty Scarlett playing then widdle Balla has pretty much zero impact on a single game...

 

[Mudd]

Quite telling that if it isn't old temperamental Stevie J or grumpy Matty Scarlett playing then widdle Balla has pretty much zero impact on a single game...

yeah if only all players were as mentally weak as those two

 

[db swannie]

Was better than footsteps Danny Pearce. How soft is he????

I just watched the replay and I swear Stephen Hill did not touch the ball once.

 

[Gongswan]

I just watched the replay and I swear Stephen Hill did not touch the ball once.

 

[Chinners100]

I lol'd when he tried to flatten richards, but knocked himself out.

 

[royals1922]

I just watched the replay and I swear Stephen Hill did not touch the ball once.

He did apparently play in the game

 

[db swannie]

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The Shut Down King, I shoulda known.

 

[chefmeister]

yeah if only all players were as mentally weak as those two

Says more about the hobbit's character than anything else really...

 

[Purple Suit]

Says more about the hobbit's character than anything else really...

He got a broken jaw during the game and stayed on. Going in for surgery tomorrow but hasn't been ruled out for the semi yet.

He might be an annoying shit, but he is a hard bastard.

 

[Bender_]

He got a broken jaw during the game and stayed on. Going in for surgery tomorrow but hasn't been ruled out for the semi yet.

He might be an annoying shit, but he is a hard bastard.

Perhaps if tried concentrating on fundamentals instead of being a faux tough guy he would've been fine?

 

[The Falcon Strike]

Was better than footsteps Danny Pearce. How soft is he????

So soft he wouldn't leave an impression on the beach

 

[The Falcon Strike]

Is Nic Nat a finals specialist?


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Well he has performed pretty well in them, very well in fact...

 

[royals1922]

He got a broken jaw during the game and stayed on. Going in for surgery tomorrow but hasn't been ruled out for the semi yet.

He might be an annoying shit, but he is a hard bastard.

So if he actually scored goals you would not be playing this week. Loves the skis.