Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

[philreich]

Hahahaha graham cornes on radio now unbelievable. Denying essendon doing anything wrong, so pissed that we will be getting ryder

Yeah right, and if the club in question had been Port Adelaide, Cornesy would be calling for the reintroduction of capital punishment.

 

[Duck Farmer]

So basically whoever wins the grand final earns the right to coach the Crows next year?

I heard it'll be whoever provides the pre-game entertainment. Expecting Julie Anthony, dreading Lionel Ritchie, hoping Meatloaf.

 

[proman_x]

Did he call Ryder the poor man's Balraj Singh?

A crowie texted into AA earlier saying Ryder wasn't any good because he's never hurt the crows in a game.

Sounds like fine logic to me

 

[70sDinosaur]

Hahahaha graham cornes on radio now unbelievable. Denying essendon doing anything wrong, so pissed that we will be getting ryder

He must be on the same dementia treatment as Sam Newman.

 

[Stromageddon]

It's why abandoning their local teams to all hold hands and sing kumbaya at the drop of a hat wasn't the leap it should've been.

tribey I sense a certain irony here. Didn't you used to support the Crows?

 

[tribey]

tribey I sense a certain irony here. Didn't you used to support the Crows?

I was still a Magpies man and regularly got into arguments with the douchers in front of me who'd call the gymnast in the Crow suit "Scotty". Educating oneself on the realities of the AFL bids - like most Fruchoctopian types teenage me mistakenly believed THE PAAA KICKED OUT THE MAGGIES - made an immense difference to my world view.

Rest assured when time-travel is invented I'll be going back in time to my childhood home and going in dry. No reachies.

 

[I Dont Care]

I was still a Magpies man and regularly got into arguments with the douchers in front of me who'd call the gymnast in the Crow suit "Scotty". Educating oneself on the realities of the AFL bids - like most Fruchoctopian types teenage me mistakenly believed THE PAAA KICKED OUT THE MAGGIES - made an immense difference to my world view.

Rest assured when time-travel is invented I'll be going back in time to my childhood home and going in dry. No reachies.

And now...let us never speak of it again. More POTY please...

 

[Doctor Feel]

I hope Georgia Aish gets the job, she has been doing a superb job with their marketing.

 

[Lagooner]

tribey I sense a certain irony here. Didn't you used to support the Crows?

He's not alone. With the Camrys having the jump many had divided loyalties in our early AFL years. I believe it was our biggest obstacle, along with the whole 'two Ports' fiasco, that is only now being overcome.

Modra was my hero as a kid until the Rubber Man came along at the end of '93 and stole his thunder. There was even a family photo with me front and centre sporting a size-8 fruit tingles long sleeve.

Was.

 

[Ant Bear]

Monty Python was surreal humour were as the goings on at Essendon are more just crazy.

They did do one sketch however that seems to be based on an Essendon board meeting.

Did Graham Chapman have a brother called Rob?

 

[raman]

Did Graham Chapman have a brother called Rob?

What a disgusting slur on the memory of Graham Chapman...

 

[Lightning_Rod]

I was still a Magpies man and regularly got into arguments with the douchers in front of me who'd call the gymnast in the Crow suit "Scotty". Educating oneself on the realities of the AFL bids - like most Fruchoctopian types teenage me mistakenly believed THE PAAA KICKED OUT THE MAGGIES - made an immense difference to my world view.

Rest assured when time-travel is invented I'll be going back in time to my childhood home and going in dry. No reachies.

I recall the bf transfer of club ties like it was yesterday, what a day it was lol.

 

[Steve Dore]

More evidence that Adelaide is a pissant town with 5DoubleCrow announcing that Advertiser Football Writer Ali Clarke is going to have her own talkback show.

 

[Janey]

More evidence that Adelaide is a pissant town with 5DoubleCrow announcing that Advertiser Football Writer Ali Clarke is going to have her own talkback show.

Surely it won't be football-related! Not that I'll ever listen to it to find out.

 

[raman]

More evidence that Adelaide is a pissant town with 5DoubleCrow announcing that Advertiser Football Writer Ali Clarke is going to have her own talkback show.

Please tell me this is because Leon Byner is retired or dead.

 

[Grave Danger]

More evidence that Adelaide is a pissant town with 5DoubleCrow announcing that Advertiser Football Writer Ali Clarke is going to have her own talkback show.

Won't they also have to find a slot for the new cows CEO's missus?

 

[scottjr]

Please tell me this is because Leon Byner is retired or dead.

Or been found out

 

[Jack Foster]

There was even a family photo with me front and centre sporting a size-8 fruit tingles long sleeve.

Was.

Burn the photo and never make such a fool of yourself again!

 

[FPPF]

Or been found out

Found out for...?

 

[scottjr]

Found out for...?

Maybe back to his old ways. Not someone I have any respect for.
http://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/transcripts/s1208210.htm

I didn't buy his explanation then and it reflects badly on 5aa he was allowed back on the air by 5aa

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Good ol' Leon dining with a 20 something well dressed lad near you soon

 

[scottjr]

And there's the video..... That doesn't exist.

 

[jakey]

Hey I was a magpie and crow, until round (4?) 1997. We turned up to our crow season ticket seats in the outer feeling slightly conflicted. Finished game standing on seats pumping the power scarf in the air. We'd sat in those seats for 6 years. Our neighbours in the outer never looked at us the same way again. Didnt renew. Never looked back.

 

[Magpiespower]

Good ol' Leon dining with a 20 something well dressed lad near you soon

The stories many of those young (and younger) lads could tell.

If...

 

[raptalia]

Longmire, honestly.

These guys are running on hope these days, I remember what that was like.

In a dyslexic moment Doc I thought you posted, 'These guys are running on dope...'

Maybe not so dyslexic ?