Certified Legendary Thread 34 Essendon* Players suspended for doping violations - No opposition fans. Check OP for thread rules

[BlueTongue]

They are Gog and Magog.

With all the banned substances in them they are Jinn

 

[zeeCFC]

With all the banned substances in them they are Jinn

Dean Solomon CEO to set them straight?

 

[Faz 2000]

He wanted to play for unders coached by Hird lol

Figured he might get some of the "good stuff" for his knee.

 

[BigCountryBlue]

This might just be the best thread ever in the history of threads.
I ****ing hate Essendon*

 

[Thrawn]

So Ian Pederast compares the Essendon players to asbestos victims... wow...

 

[AlecDuncan]

Right. Asbestos victims that smoked 40 packs of Wittenooms every day for the last fifty years.

 

[thylacine60]

So instead of being penalized they will be compensated?

 

[Aphrodite]

It's happening!

Players have 10 days to respond.

BREAKING: ASADA hits Essendon 34 with fresh show-cause notices http://tinyurl.com/mhs8qlw

 

[thylacine60]

WOOT WOOT WOOT NOISES!!!!!

 

[Neese]

Hooray, that made my day

 

[Keyza]

Let the fun begin...................take 2.

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[AlecDuncan]

To the Essendon board!

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Aphrodite]

From the ASADA website ................

http://www.asada.gov.au/media/organised_crime_and_drugs_in_sport.html

 

[Stig O'Hara]

Adam Cooney to win the Pre-Season time trial, uncontested.

 

[blueboy25]

Adam Cooney to win the Pre-Season time trial, uncontested.

and brendan goddard to sook about it

 

[PumpyChowdown]

and brendan goddard to sook about it

Chappy to blow a hammy.

 

[Big_Luch]

what will the essendon supporters who have been saying that ASADA have no evidence and are just proceeding to save face will say now? There is 350 pages of 'screw flanders, screw flanders' in the 'evidence'.

 

[El Topo]

350 pages! Lawyer up, essenscum*.

Edit: just visited the * board, they're looking to the tv show Suits for legal insight. It's a glorious day.

 

[BIGGUS 64]

So, we'll have more than just the cricket to keep us entertained through the summer months!

 

[Big_Luch]

350 pages! Lawyer up, essenscum*.

Edit: just visited the * board, they're looking to the tv show Suits for legal insight. It's a glorious day.

haha yeah referenced a 'suits legal technique'. They are a bunch of Cinderella's. Provide too little evidence they claim they cannot respond without knowing the facts.......Get presented too much info...oh they are trying to scare us with quantity but no quality. Guess just right = getting off free.

Suits is a great show despite them dragging its good name through the mud.

 

[ESKIE]

Adam Cooney to win the Pre-Season time trial, uncontested.

Appointed captain coach more like it

 

[DIG]

I'll be interested to see what suspensions they end up getting, given Saad got 18 months just for taking the wrong protein powder.

 

[hoddo22]

Happy Friday everyone!!!