I could talk about 119, continual financial deficits, tarps, multiple instances of rape in the adelaide parklands, draft tampering in 97, having to be propped up by the Sanfl which makes port power fans' blood boil, years of crappy sponsors not to mention myatm (lol), your famous pre match wank fest which was stolen from Newcastle Knights, two dopers playing for your club, dream injury run under slops ken, John butcher and the departure of a favourite son in Burgoyne, but I'm busy at the cricket so will save it for another time.
You could talk about all that, but the only things that are close to relevant these days are the "wankfest" (that clubs now seem to be trying to emulate), the "doping" (unproven that the players had anything to do with it, and it clearly didn't help their performance), and Butcher (subaru-level straw grasping). Port are turning everything around, while the Crows continue to provide the LOLz.