Vic Best nightspots to go in Melbourne

[Gibbsy]

I would rather a strict dress code at clubs than a lax one

No one wants to see singlets and shorts

 

[Silent Alarm]

I would rather a strict dress code at clubs than a lax one

No one wants to see singlets and shorts

Singlets and shorts are just lame but I maintain clubs that enforce strict dress codes (aka dressing like an accountant) are usually really shit clubs.

 

[Scholz Supremacy]

What about Cloud 9? A few people have told me it's pretty filthy and most people there are on drugs.

 

[Scholz Supremacy]

Plus there's the Port Adelaide stairs.

Tell me more about them??

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Does Nightrider usually run NYE even though it's not a weekend?

 

[Gibbsy]

Does Nightrider usually run NYE even though it's not a weekend?

Pretty sure they're running trams all night for NYE, free too

I think I read that somewhere

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Pretty sure they're running trams all night for NYE, free too

I think I read that somewhere

All well and good but I need a bus. No trams/trains within 15min of me. Sigh

 

[Silent Alarm]

Tell me more about them??

There's these stairs at the Brown Alley entrance in black and the exact teal Port have, with white handrails. Such a specific and unique colour codes makes me think it was an opportunistic Power fan taking up a free reign

 

[Stratton_Gun]

I thought you meant they were established in 1997

 

[checkraiseulite]

Or massively overrated.

 

[Scholz Supremacy]

I thought you meant they were established in 1997

Or massively overrated.

Not the thread for it, but say what you want you would have been absolutley shitting bricks in the last quarter of the Preliminary Final

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Not the thread for it, but say what you want you would have been absolutley shitting bricks in the last quarter of the Preliminary Final

Oh I was. I remember at the ball up with about 2 seconds left, the guy in front of me listening to it on the radio said there was 2 minutes left. I was like "awwww we're ****ed".

 

[PortRox]

Gave the bouncer at the Woolshed a wristy so he'd let me in when I was off my face, he came but still denied entry, what a gyp!

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Gave the bouncer at the Woolshed a wristy so he'd let me in when I was off my face, he came but still denied entry, what a gyp!

In all srsness I heard about a sloot at my school who gave a bouncer a BJ to let her in and he still didn't lol

 

[Silent Alarm]

In all srsness I heard about a sloot at my school who gave a bouncer a BJ to let her in and he still didn't lol

What kind of girl gets refused entry?

Tragic.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

What kind of girl gets refused entry?

Tragic.

Think she was underage at the time. She's a solid 7.5 as well so that's the only reason I can think of

 

[PortRox]

Think she was underage at the time. She's a solid 7.5 as well so that's the only reason I can think of

What a ped campaigner, accepting a blowy from an underage girl

 

[Nallad]

Anyone been to Killing Time?

 

[Stratton_Gun]

What a ped campaigner, accepting a blowy from an underage girl

Should wouldn't have been younger than 16

 

[RAPPA]

Gave the bouncer at the Woolshed a wristy so he'd let me in when I was off my face, he came but still denied entry, what a gyp!

Well played Mr Bouncer

 

[katana]

Anyone been to Killing Time?

yer just once. i dig the decor but chapel st prices.

**** I am so over summer, every night out is just foreigners and country bumpkin weirdos.

 

[Gibbsy]

yer just once. i dig the decor but chapel st prices.

**** I am so over summer, every night out is just foreigners and country bumpkin weirdos.

What's your clubs/bars of choice in the CBD area man?

 

[Silent Alarm]

Chapel Street is so bad; worst of Melbourne

 

[Scholz Supremacy]

Hidden Forest on Queensberry St, Carlton any good?

 

[katana]

What's your clubs/bars of choice in the CBD area man?

well i work a lot of saturdays so don't see too much of the weekend city (thankfully). guerns thursdays is kinda my staple mainly for cheapness, since they closed first floor especially. im yet to discover anywhere full-priced that's actually worth paying for. if u scout anything that is cheap, itll tend to attract a crowd. steer clear of any of the more mainstream joints, i went to wah on a fakey for my 17th and never been back since.

im a big wrap for boney, if i was in the cbd on a weekend it would be there or ding dong. myaeon is my fav, but a little way out of the city. eurotrash goes up on a tuesday n often those kinds of things r the best nights. then there's perse/yah yahs/laundry/etc. which r fun because u can just gallivant around brunny and johnstone streets and soak in the vibes.