SFA Ask Me Anything (Episode 40: jmoo wan - pg. 174)

[Millky95]

Marlowe want questions from other people?

 

[Smartys Power]

Marlowe what is a Marlowe?

 

[brahj]

Wanna get some Fish and Chips?

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Marlowe should I get Battlefield Hardline?

Please answer soon as I have a chance to buy it tonight.

 

[Marlowe]

Marlowe what happens in an average day in your life?

A lot of average stuff. Waking, breathing, eating, showering, hair-brushing, walking, sitting, standing, leaning, clothes-wearing, reading, writing, talking, listening, thinking, forgetting, pissing, shitting, door-opening, door-closing, watching, contemplating, counting, adding, dividing, multiplying, equalising, minusing, humming, lip-syncing, sighing, avoiding, typing, note-taking, buying, burping, microwaving, washing, drying, sweating, lying, drinking, sleeping. That is not in order, by the way. Most of my days don't begin with me waking up at all, that's how most of my nights begin.

Marlowe what's your favourite bird?

I don't have one. Terrible answer, I know, but it's true. I don't have a favourite bird because birds have never interested me and I have never bothered making them an active interest because they're uninteresting to me. So to recap: I have no interest in birds because I find birds uninteresting.

Marlowe what came first the chicken or the egg?

I am going to say the egg. I don't know anything about genetics but sometimes two people can have a really ugly baby and sometimes you think to yourself, "gee, is that a different species of human or is that their kid?" I can assume it's easier for chickens to have evolved as the ugly offspring of two other birds rather than have developed a completely different reproductive system overnight.

 

[brahj]

Marlowe should I get Battered Halibut?

Please answer soon as I have chance to buy Fish and Chips tonight.

 

[brahj]

I don't have one. Terrible answer, I know, but it's true. I don't have a favourite bird because birds have never interested me and I have never bothered making them an active interest because they're uninteresting to me. So to recap: I have no interest in birds because I find birds uninteresting.

I guess this means you don't like Eels either.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

A lot of average stuff. Waking, breathing, eating, showering, hair-brushing, walking, sitting, standing, leaning, clothes-wearing, reading, writing, talking, listening, thinking, forgetting, pissing, shitting, door-opening, door-closing, watching, contemplating, counting, adding, dividing, multiplying, equalising, minusing, humming, lip-syncing, sighing, avoiding, typing, note-taking, buying, burping, microwaving, washing, drying, sweating, lying, drinking, sleeping. That is not in order, by the way. Most of my days don't begin with me waking up at all, that's how most of my nights begin.



I don't have one. Terrible answer, I know, but it's true. I don't have a favourite bird because birds have never interested me and I have never bothered making them an active interest because they're uninteresting to me. So to recap: I have no interest in birds because I find birds uninteresting.



I am going to say the egg. I don't know anything about genetics but sometimes two people can have a really ugly baby and sometimes you think to yourself, "gee, is that a different species of human or is that their kid?" I can assume it's easier for chickens to have evolved as the ugly offspring of two other birds rather than have developed a completely different reproductive system overnight.

You watch sesame street everyday?

 

[This Is Anfield]

A lot of average stuff. Waking, breathing, eating, showering, hair-brushing, walking, sitting, standing, leaning, clothes-wearing, reading, writing, talking, listening, thinking, forgetting, pissing, shitting, door-opening, door-closing, watching, contemplating, counting, adding, dividing, multiplying, equalising, minusing, humming, lip-syncing, sighing, avoiding, typing, note-taking, buying, burping, microwaving, washing, drying, sweating, lying, drinking, sleeping. That is not in order, by the way. Most of my days don't begin with me waking up at all, that's how most of my nights begin.

Marlowe is Tania Hird!

 

[Marlowe]

*awaits Beastie Boys quote*

"I'm mad at my desk and I'm writing all curse words,
Expressing my aggressions through my schizophrenic verse words"

Marlowe fried poached or scrambled eggs?

When I was a kid, my Pa - which is what I called my grandfather (technically my step-grandfather) - tried making me a poached egg. He couldn't cook for shit and it tasted like I was eating a spoon. It put me off eggs for a very long time. Anyway, I will take them scrambled nowadays.

Marlowe your weapon of choice. Crossbow, Sword or Nunchucks?

I don't have the dexterity for nunchucks or swords, so crossbow.

 

[Marlowe]

Marlowe are you surprised that you are never surprised anymore?

Not any more.

Marlowe whats your favourite type of pizza?

Margheritia. Prefer making my own pizza, too.

Marlowe will you enjoy answering all these questions at once?

No, so I'll answer groups of three or four.

Marlowe?

That is my username. However, if Russell "the GOAT" Westbrook has three more triple-doubles to end the season, and Carey Price has one more shutout, I will change my username to something else.

Marlowe want questions from other people?

Marlowe doesn't care.

 

[brahj]

"I'm mad at my desk and I'm writing all curse words,
Expressing my aggressions through my schizophrenic verse words"

I actually meant: Which came first the chicken or the egg?/I egged the chicken then I ate his leg

Your quote was still cool, I guess.

 

[Smartys Power]

Marlowe why don't you answer all questions in one post?

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Margheritia. Prefer making my own pizza, too.

.

Marlowe when can we come round for pizza

 

[Marlowe]

Marlowe what is a Marlowe?

It is a name.

Wanna get some Fish and Chips?

No. Actually, yes.

Marlowe should I get Battlefield Hardline?

Please answer soon as I have a chance to buy it tonight.

You might as well, it's not getting any cheaper.

Marlowe should I get Battered Halibut?

Please answer soon as I have chance to buy Fish and Chips tonight.

You might as well, it's not getting any more expensive.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Marlowe why do you include the M?

Marlowe did you enjoy heists on GTAV?

Marlowe are we ever going to play CoD together again?

 

[Marlowe]

I guess this means you don't like Eels either.

That would be correct.

I actually meant: Which came first the chicken or the egg?/I egged the chicken then I ate his leg

Your quote was still cool, I guess.

I sort of figured that but since you didn't quote Wacky directly it wasn't clear whether you were looking for an egg-related quote o just a general Beastie Boys quote.

Marlowe why don't you answer all questions in one post?

My sanity is kept in check if I do things this way.

Marlowe when can we come round for pizza

When the Royals win a flag.

 

[Marlowe]

Marlowe why do you include the M?

Marlowe did you enjoy heists on GTAV?

Marlowe are we ever going to play CoD together again?

I only stopped including the 'M' after watching Django Unchained. Eventually, I will stop including the 'A' as well, and then I'll just be Rlowe.

Have yet to play a heist (apparently Google doesn't recognise "heist" as part of the English language and keeps red-lining it). Never played a raid on Destiny either. I am certainly missing out on a lot of things.

As for Call of Duty, maybe. I can really only play more than one game at a time. Well, I can, but I prefer not to. At the moment, I am just getting into Battlefield Hardline, so if I'm not playing Hardline, I will be playing GTA V. And if not GTA V, then Destiny. And if not Destiny, I have a bunch of Assassin's Creeds to get through. Call of Duty is sort of low on that list, and it doesn't help, as you know, that I suck at Call of Duty.

 

[Danoz]

I only stopped including the 'M' after watching Django Unchained. Eventually, I will stop including the 'A' as well, and then I'll just be Rlowe.

Have yet to play a heist (apparently Google doesn't recognise "heist" as part of the English language and keeps red-lining it). Never played a raid on Destiny either. I am certainly missing out on a lot of things.

As for Call of Duty, maybe. I can really only play more than one game at a time. Well, I can, but I prefer not to. At the moment, I am just getting into Battlefield Hardline, so if I'm not playing Hardline, I will be playing GTA V. And if not GTA V, then Destiny. And if not Destiny, I have a bunch of Assassin's Creeds to get through. Call of Duty is sort of low on that list, and it doesn't help, as you know, that I suck at Call of Duty.

If an M is in a forest, and a tree falls down, if the M is silent, is the tree also silent?

Also, did you find Django Unchained a little underwhelming?

 

[Smartys Power]

Marlowe do you enjoy my pointless questions?

 

[TheFreshBanana]

I only stopped including the 'M' after watching Django Unchained. Eventually, I will stop including the 'A' as well, and then I'll just be Rlowe.

Have yet to play a heist (apparently Google doesn't recognise "heist" as part of the English language and keeps red-lining it). Never played a raid on Destiny either. I am certainly missing out on a lot of things.

As for Call of Duty, maybe. I can really only play more than one game at a time. Well, I can, but I prefer not to. At the moment, I am just getting into Battlefield Hardline, so if I'm not playing Hardline, I will be playing GTA V. And if not GTA V, then Destiny. And if not Destiny, I have a bunch of Assassin's Creeds to get through. Call of Duty is sort of low on that list, and it doesn't help, as you know, that I suck at Call of Duty.

How much of Rob Lowe do you want to become?

Also, yeah, after 77 hours on CoD, I'm pretty much over it as well.

Let's play Battlefield tonight. It's a date

 

[brahj]

Marlowe should I start with Gary Ablett Jr. in Supercoach even though he's had a limited pre-season with his shoulder or list Fyfe and spend the extra cash elsewhere and upgrade to GAJ in a few weeks?

 

[Marlowe]

If an M is in a forest, and a tree falls down, if the M is silent, is the tree also silent?

Also, did you find Django Unchained a little underwhelming?

I found it was missing a good editor but otherwise I enjoyed it immensely. I did, however, think Inglourious Basterds was underwhelming, or at least the parts that didn't involve Melanie Laurent or Michael Fassbender.

If an 'M' falls, silent or otherwise, you'll find it has no impact on the sound a tree does, or does not make, in the woods

Marlowe do you enjoy my pointless questions?

I don't not enjoy them.

How much of Rob Lowe do you want to become?

Also, yeah, after 77 hours on CoD, I'm pretty much over it as well.

Let's play Battlefield tonight. It's a date

Would rather become Chris Traeger.

And as long it's not Conquest Large - that shit is laggy all hell.

Marlowe should I start with Gary Ablett Jr. in Supercoach even though he's had a limited pre-season with his shoulder or list Fyfe and spend the extra cash elsewhere and upgrade to GAJ in a few weeks?

I am the last the person to ask about fantasy footy, I drafted Levi Greenwood and Brad Crouch in the UF league on the Melbourne board.

 

[Tommycash]

Absolutely beautiful

Definite city in that crater there. Straight beams you know what I'm saying?

 

[Tommycash]

I found it was missing a good editor but otherwise I enjoyed it immensely. I did, however, think Inglourious Basterds was underwhelming, or at least the parts that didn't involve Melanie Laurent or Michael Fassbender.

If an 'M' falls, silent or otherwise, you'll find it has no impact on the sound a tree does, or does not make, in the woods



I don't not enjoy them.



Would rather become Chris Traeger.

And as long it's not Conquest Large - that shit is laggy all hell.



I am the last the person to ask about fantasy footy, I drafted Levi Greenwood and Brad Crouch in the UF league on the Melbourne board.

Django unchained was far too long and a fair bit lame.

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