SFA Ask Me Anything (Episode 40: jmoo wan - pg. 174)

[Marlowe]

arlowe did ClarkeM steal your M?

I am not saying ClarkeM is a thief and a liar--

 

[croweater 41]

Marlowe in your opinion what business do you think have done a good job at international marketing? Also what ones haven't done a good job? Also if you could expand the answer into about 1500 words that would be great.

 

[ClarkeM]

Marlowe in your opinion what business do you think have done a good job at international marketing? Also what ones haven't done a good job? Also if you could expand the answer into about 1500 words that would be great.

I seem to remember this question... Give me two minutes.

 

[Papa Juggs]

Marlowe

Favourite fighter jet?
Favourite space probe?

If you could go back in time to any year of the 20th century what would it be?

Do you own a gun?

What type of hats do you like to wear?

 

[Marlowe]

Marlowe in your opinion what business do you think have done a good job at international marketing? Also what ones haven't done a good job? Also if you could expand the answer into about 1500 words that would be great.

Do they have to be Australian businesses?

Marlowe

Favourite fighter jet?
Favourite space probe?

If you could go back in time to any year of the 20th century what would it be?

Do you own a gun?

What type of hats do you like to wear?

I would wear a Stetson all the time if it were socially acceptable, but otherwise I am a fan of the cabbie cap. I have a big head though, and I like letting my hair breathe, so I don't often wear a hat unless I haven't showered in three days - to hide the stank.

I do not own a gun. I do not really plan to own a gun.

Favourite jet was the plastic toy one I owned as a kid.

As for probes, didn't they send one out there with Mozart on it so any classy aliens out there could think we're a classy bunch, too? I think Carl Sagan had something to do with it. That one.

If I could go back in time, it would be to a time when wearing a Stetson was socially acceptable. Actually, I would like to go back to the early 1900s or 1910s because I would love to exist in a time when every single one of my reference points is rendered unsafe... no, I mean, rendered obsolete. Seriously, if I was alive in 1907, what would I possibly have to talk about? Nothing, it'd be wild, I'd love it until the point when I'm burned at the stake for being a witch - a realisation the people of that time will come to from my excessive use of the word "dude".

 

[Papa Juggs]

Marlowe both Voyager probes carried the golden record.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyager_Golden_Record

Your answer is acceptable... barely

RIP. 1993* - 1907

*Took a guess.

 

[croweater 41]

Do they have to be Australian businesses?

No I have settled on McDonalds, Coca cola and Durex as the good 3 and Puff Tissues, Gerber and Pepsi and the bad 3.

So if you could write 1500 odd words about those it would be great

 

[Marlowe]

Marlowe both Voyager probes carried the golden record.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyager_Golden_Record

Your answer is acceptable... barely

RIP. 1993* - 1907

*Took a guess.

Good guess.

No I have settled on McDonalds, Coca cola and Durex as the good 3 and Puff Tissues, Gerber and Pepsi and the bad 3.

So if you could write 1500 odd words about those it would be great

Lol Durex.

 

[pantskyle]

Next.

 

[brahj]

Next.

You're next?

 

[Smartys Power]

Marlowe why is pantskyle raining on your parade?

 

[Marlowe]

Marlowe why is pantskyle raining on your parade?

Being faired-haired, he can only come to my parade when it is raining.

 

[pantskyle]

You're next?

I'm too real for Q&As.

Being faired-haired, he can only come to my parade when it is raining.

*nods*

 

[brahj]

I'm too real for Q&As.

Cool, you're next.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Marlowe, do you still consider me to be a god?

 

[Smartys Power]

Marlowe what ever happened to the CHB thread?

Us CHB's still need more recognition!

 

[Marlowe]

Marlowe, do you still consider me to be a god?

Well, I have been sacrificing virgins in your name for a time too long to count by now. All I can say is, if you're a false prophet, you owe me a soul.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Well, I have been sacrificing virgins in your name for a time too long to count by now. All I can say is, if you're a false prophet, you owe me a soul.

How many do you think I have?

I couldn't even allow my younger brother to be born with one.

Also, relax with the virgins. I don't mind if they've been touched once...

 

[Marlowe]

Marlowe what ever happened to the CHB thread?

Us CHB's still need more recognition!

Maybe during Easter, I might crank up some Black Keys, wipe all the tears away, and update that thread.

 

[Smartys Power]

Maybe during Easter, I might crank up some Black Keys, wipe all the tears away, and update that thread.

 

[brahj]

Hey Marlowe

I'm catching up with this smoking hot babe on Saturday night.

Can you please list activities which aren't "macking on" but will inadvertently lead to that? If you could also list the activities from "Most likely to pick up" to "Masturbating alone later that night"...

 

[croweater 41]

Hey Marlowe

I'm catching up with this smoking hot babe on Saturday night.

Can you please list activities which aren't "macking on" but will inadvertently lead to that? If you could also list the activities from "Most likely to pick up" to "Masturbating alone later that night"...

Roll a J
Smoke Said J
Have high sex.

 

[Marlowe]

How many do you think I have?

I couldn't even allow my younger brother to be born with one.

Also, relax with the virgins. I don't mind if they've been touched once...

I can fit three virgins in the back seat of my Ford Pinto, and I have two Pintos, so you do the math.

Hey Marlowe

I'm catching up with this smoking hot babe on Saturday night.

Can you please list activities which aren't "macking on" but will inadvertently lead to that? If you could also list the activities from "Most likely to pick up" to "Masturbating alone later that night"...

- drinking
- talking

In that order.

 

[brahj]

Thanks for everything Marlowe. It's been real. I'll type up the next introduction now.

 

[brahj]

SFA AMA Episode 14: pantskyle

Here's pantskyle - ask him anything (but don't get too close, he might breathe on you).