Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

[Steve Dore]

Wife just alerted me to this.
For anyone outside of SA, this is legitimate.


http://www.news.com.au/national/sou...e-adelaide-crows/story-fnii5yv4-1227540777047

#cringelaide

 

[Schulzenfest]

Forget about the affects Danger's defection will have on children. Has anyone sent an "R U OK" text to Barnsey at Solomons Carpets yet?

Barnsey at Solomon's Carpets will be thrilled, three months later and you're still talking about him. Best 10k of advertising money he'll ever spend. He's probably not even a Crows supporter.

 

[Janus]

Barnsey at Solomon's Carpets will be thrilled, three months later and you're still talking about him. Best 10k of advertising money he'll ever spend. He's probably not even a Crows supporter.

Talking about and buying from are two entirely different things though...

 

[Grave Danger]

Replace children with "a friend of mine" and you're probably getting closer to the truth of that article. It's a clandestine way of addressing immature Crows fans that have had their belief that the AFC is a football Hotel California rocked to the core.

We haven't had that spirit here
Since nineteen ninety eight

And still those voices are calling from far away...

 

[Seanybruz]

Forget about the affects Danger's defection will have on children. Has anyone sent an "R U OK" text to Barnsey at Solomons Carpets yet?

That was money well spent, probably the deciding cringe factor in Danger packing his bags.

 

[finbarr]

Barnsey at Solomon's Carpets will be thrilled, three months later and you're still talking about him. Best 10k of advertising money he'll ever spend. He's probably not even a Crows supporter.

Now, I'm no advertising guru, but setting yourself up publicly to look like a failure probably isn't the soundest of advertising strategies, I'd have thought.

"Think I'll go and pity purchase a roll of Berber off that lovely chap Barnsey" doesn't quite ring true for mine.

 

[PeacefulWarrior]

Yes, that's acute immaturity for you. Booing Paddeedee will be laughed off by the likes of S.Rowe as cute immaturity.

forget the boos, I welcome paddy back with open arms when we play Geelong and I'll be giving him a standing ovation for all the lols.

 

[raman]

Now, I'm no advertising guru, but setting yourself up publicly to look like a failure probably isn't the soundest of advertising strategies, I'd have thought.

"Think I'll go and pity purchase a roll of Berber off that lovely chap Barnsey" doesn't quite ring true for mine.

I was about to say I'd look forward to the going out of business sale, but carpet stores are always having those anyway, so...

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

And why do women care so much about carpet? as long as it ain't bright orange I couldn't care less until it wears to the floorboards

 

[snozulu]

I am literally without speech. How do you ridicule the ridiculous?

It just backs up the fact that they are a precious lot at west swamp lakes.

 

[Sneeky]

I think I need a psychologist after seeing that

 

[Doctor Feel]

Hahaha i hope we play geelong at AO next year and we give raucous support to dangerfield. Why the **** do we boo tippett?

 

[Jumbo]

We can't have a go at them if they Booo Dangerfield, we have some of 'those' who still Booo our Premiership player Shaun Burgoyne.

 

[Doctor Feel]

We can't have a go at them if they Booo Dangerfield, we have some of 'those' who still Booo our Premiership player Shaun Burgoyne.

I was saying boourgoyne.

 

[StrappingTape]

Hahaha i hope we play geelong at AO next year and we give raucous support to dangerfield. Why the **** do we boo tippett?

Booing Tippet at Port games is baffling, I cheer him as he was great value entertainment.

 

[bringbackbucky]

We can't have a go at them if they Booo Dangerfield, we have some of 'those' who still Booo our Premiership player Shaun Burgoyne.

I cringe so much when the Port crowd boos Shaun. Guess it proves that every Club has ill informed idiots as supporters...

 

[DaTBird187]

Craig Bradley
Greg Anderson
Martin Leslie
Gavin Wanganeen
Scott Hodges
Simon Tregenza
Nathan Buckley
Andrew McLeod

However did we cope?!?!?!

I cried when Craig Bradley left. I wanted to stab when Scottie and Trigger left.

 

[DaTBird187]

Talking about and buying from are two entirely different things though...

I preferred the Genie.

 

[philreich]

Wife just alerted me to this.
For anyone outside of SA, this is legitimate.


http://www.news.com.au/national/sou...e-adelaide-crows/story-fnii5yv4-1227540777047

You know how I mentioned the other night that I was ending my self imposed media ban? Ummm: it's back on again.

 

[Spadge]

The worst thing ever for me was seeing my idol Scott Hodges in a crow guernsey

i didnt need counselling though..

 

[Lagooner]

I cringe so much when the Port crowd boos Shaun. Guess it proves that every Club has ill informed idiots as supporters...

Couldn't agree more. This year at the Etihad game I had some guy sitting a few rows back going absolutely mental every time Shaun went near the ball. I reckon he dropped the "Peter's brother" joke about 27 times, and I'm sure he could've got in a few more if he wasn't interrupted by his own booing rampage.

It was 6 years ago ffs. Time to move on brother.

 

[finbarr]

Couldn't agree more. This year at the Etihad game I had some guy sitting a few rows back going absolutely mental every time Shaun went near the ball. I reckon he dropped the "Peter's brother" joke about 27 times, and I'm sure he could've got in a few more if he wasn't interrupted by his own booing rampage.

It was 6 years ago ffs. Time to move on brother.

Especially considering Hawthorn compensated us rather generously with picks, probably at Shaun's insistence.

 

[Lagooner]

Especially considering Hawthorn compensated us rather generously with picks, probably at Shaun's insistence.

Exactly, it wasn't as if he went all Nick Stevens on us.

This may belong in the unpopular opinions thread but if Shaun wanted back in for one or two years, and he was still capable of playing at his current level, I'd have him back in a heartbeat.

 

[MrMeaner]

Wife just alerted me to this.
For anyone outside of SA, this is legitimate.


http://www.news.com.au/national/sou...e-adelaide-crows/story-fnii5yv4-1227540777047

Waiting for the class action.

 

[philreich]

In retrospect I should have sat my then 9 and 7yos down when we lost Troy Chaplin, and made sure they were dealing with it ok.

I would have thought it'd be more appropriate for Dads from Richmond families to sit their young kids down, and see how they're coping with the idea of Troy Chaplin coming to their club.